Six Years After the Disaster, I Saved My Farm by Growing Bean Sprouts.

Chapter 76 75. Can’t you just eat it?

"Fuck you!!"

Suddenly there was a violent shout in the woods. Huaiyu was so frightened that he loosened his grip on the tree and fell down.

Why...are there people on the mountain?

An explorer? Or the garrison?

She knelt down a little warily and stared at the place where the sound came from with her eyes.

However, after a while, there was no sound, only the bamboo forest with no soil to take root could be heard shaking, and the leaves rustling.

?

Huaiyu stuck his head out curiously.

But suddenly I heard a helpless and irritable sigh: "B*tch, when I took root, you didn't say no to me! Now you have united to expel me. Bah, does this mountain belong to you?"

At this moment, the leaves on the entire hillside began to rustle.

Huaiyu stared blankly at the bamboo forest, and a bold but incredible idea appeared in his mind -

Is the person speaking a human or a bamboo?

Before she was sure, she heard another voice coming from the bamboo forest: "That human girl over there, come here."

Huaiyu's heart trembled, he quickly picked up the multifunctional shovel on the side and hugged it in his arms, then said stubbornly: "I won't!"

“…”

After a brief silence, the leaves in the mountains rustled more and more violently, as if they were laughing wildly.

The bamboo leaves that were originally rustling were completely motionless in the wind. The awkwardness could be felt even from a distance.

Huaiyu was embarrassed.

However, the bamboo forest has mutated to the point that it can talk, and the fight just now shook the earth, so she won't go.

If a root penetrates her body, it will be over. Her body of flesh and blood is not enough to support such a large area.

However, this is also the first time Huaiyu has seen the fight between mutated plants. No wonder everyone feels like they are facing a formidable enemy when it comes to the wasteland... It turns out it is really so powerful!

Maybe one or two trees alone can be resisted by the defenders, but if the entire forest moves...

That can only...set the mountain on fire?

Unfortunately, there is pollution in the air now, and plants are a major force in absorbing pollution. Burn a mountain today, burn a mountain tomorrow... By the day after tomorrow, maybe everyone will have to carry an oxygen tank when going out.

She pondered, staring ahead warily again.

But as soon as I blinked my eyes, I heard a roar coming from afar! Then with a "dou" sound, it was nailed to the tree trunk nearby!

This time, the whole bamboo leaf only has the short petiole at the front.

Huaiyu realized belatedly that the bamboo leaf was less than 5cm away from his hand!

"Uh-huh!"

The swishing sound sounded again in the bamboo forest.

Huaiyu:…

There was no need to think about it now. She picked up the multifunctional shovel in an instant, and then ran over the rugged mountain forest, humming all the way.

There was some distance between them, and when she was running slightly out of breath, she finally stopped in front of the bamboo forest.

"As you command!"

When he said these words, Huaiyu was filled with sadness.

Originally, she had to compete with others for her position in front of Qiangwei Corridor. After finally waiting for the house to be destroyed, Qiangwei Corridor didn't say a word. She seemed to be feeling guilty. She finally took a stand at noon today!

But this toughness isn’t even warm yet!

Now when I go up the mountain, I meet this Uncle Bamboo again.

That is to say, it’s great to eat vegetables, but what kind of meat can you eat if you have nothing to do? Now, it’s okay, it’s not yet certain who will eat whose meat.

"Tsk, you're just a human...why are you so nervous? Do you need to talk if I want your life?"

"Yes, yes, yes." Huaiyu knew how to bend and stretch, and he nodded repeatedly at this moment: "Brother, do you have any instructions?" However, the bamboo forest in front of him suddenly became silent. After a while, the bamboo leaves started to shake:

"Why do you talk so much? The smell is stronger than my bamboo core tea!"

Huaiyu: ...Do you want to give me tea?

"Okay, uncle monster, what do you want me to do?"

The other party can care about such trivial matters as her tone of voice, so she shouldn't have the intention to kill her directly, right?

The bamboo forest shook its body: "Come, carry me down the mountain to find a place to plant it."

Huaiyu's eyes widened: "Me?!"

Was there any mistake? Although this bamboo forest is not big, relatively speaking, it covers an area of ​​at least one acre!

She carries it?

Zhulin snorted and seemed to dislike her very much: "Your academic qualifications don't seem to be very high...ε=(ο｀*))) Sigh...not like my original master..."

As he spoke, the roots of the entire bamboo forest suddenly snapped. In the end, only the rather thick bamboo in the middle was left, with a medium-sized bunch of bamboo roots.

The voice no longer spreads from the entire bamboo forest, but only comes from this bamboo:

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"Just say you are uneducated, right? Our bamboos are different from these trees. I am a dignified Heben!"

"Well, this is all me. Seeing that you are not very useful, you can just carry me."

Huaiyu was a little speechless, but unexpectedly found that although the bamboo was ugly, he seemed to have a good personality.

She said angrily: "Yes, yes, I don't know much about literacy...but I have to work hard. Can I get some reward from these fallen bamboos?"

Seeing the bamboo leaves rustling again, as if she was about to get angry, she quickly added another question:

"Um...Uncle Zhu, I haven't asked you yet how to call you?"

This seemed to be the right point of the question, and Zhuzi snorted arrogantly:

"My name is Kuang Biao. Just call me Uncle Biao."

Huaiyu couldn't believe it: Kuangbiao? Why are you so crazy? Why are you so crazy? Where's the rush?

But she didn't dare to question it now. At this moment, she could only praise it repeatedly: "What a name, what a name! It makes you feel particularly domineering when you hear it!"

"That's right!" The bamboo roared and shook its leaves proudly: "Have you read the poem [After I bloom and a hundred flowers will kill]? This is about me. As soon as our grassy bamboos take root in the ground, as long as time gives If I have enough, I can stop even a blade of grass from growing within a hundred miles!”

"We are born with such domineering attributes, there is nothing we can do about it!"

"You girl don't study much, but you have a pretty good eye... Do you want to pick up some bamboo shoots or something?"

"Go pick it up. It won't kill you if you eat it. It just has a little bit of cyanide content."

Huaiyu has been speechless this month as much as today!

It's all cyanide...

She also answered confidently: "I can blanch them before eating them!"

The ability of our ancestors to blanch water is engraved in our genes. Many wild vegetables also need to be blanched because they have strong medicinal properties.

She has even forgotten about herself and her skill in blanching, and now she is very confident when it comes to eating.

After all, there are indeed a lot of bamboo shoots dropped in this bamboo forest.

This time it was Kuang Biao's turn to be silent.

After a while, he said "tsk" again, and said slowly and slightly angrily:

"It's true that you humans can't stop eating poisonous food..."

Thank you all for your patience in correcting errors! grateful! Kuangbiao’s name has an origin, hahaha!

(End of this chapter)