Sky Dungeon

　　 So, Jing Tian directly handed out a guild invitation to the other party without even asking. After a few seconds, the guild channel popped up a system prompt: "Welcome player [Smoke Ghost] to join the Guild of Riding Clouds and Falling Snow!"

　　 So this is the so-called fate!

　　 There is already a drunkard in the guild with unstable performance. Is there an old smoker?

　　Is it fate that a drunkard meets a smoker?

　　 More importantly, is it possible to say that the other party may be a spy?

　　 Is it necessary to use a counter-measure?

　　 "Smokers are welcome to join the guild. It depends on your name. You can enter the trial period without taking the test. Our guild only accepts elite players. If you can't keep up with the rhythm of operation, you can only serve as an extra staff."

　　 Jing Tian, ​​as the chairman, gave the first welcome speech, but the welcome speech was really sharp and unkind.

　　 "Welcome uncle!"

　　 Xiao Huo welcomes the familiar way.

　　The key is, is your adorable new qualified to welcome others?

　　 Is it true that even if you have been in the guild for one minute, you are eligible for the current generation?

　　 is really a child's style!

　　 Everyone knows that Jing Tian is spoofing, and he just welcomes the smoker as a cutscene, after all, maybe this person will be kicked out of the guild tomorrow.

　　 However, listening to the voice is really a middle-aged uncle. He only heard him calmly saying with a deep voice: "I am very old, and it is an honor to join everyone in this group. It is a great honor."

As soon as the voice came out, Zhao Jiaxue was stunned. She was sure she had heard the voice, but it seemed that she could not match the number with the people she knew. So Zhao Jiaxue said in a tentative tone: "Uncle, you shouldn't be Which movie star, right?"

　　 The thinking is really jumping, as long as there is a sense of familiarity, as long as you are not an acquaintance you know, you must be a star!

"No, I used to open a company, and now the company has closed down, and I have made a lot of money to take care of it at home. However, when I get older, I always suffer from insomnia. If I don't find something to do, I really can't live. All, I So I played Sky Dungeon, this game is very to my taste, I like it very much, as a career for the elderly, I hope to shine in the game and help everyone!"

　　 The company closed down and made a fortune?

　　 profiteer! Definitely a profiteer like Nanlingxi!

　　These capitalists would not be in debt even when they went bankrupt, but instead made a lot of money to provide for the elderly, which is really embarrassing!

　　 "Uncle uncle, do you like smoking very much?" the little mother asked in a girl's unique voice.

　　 Everyone’s hearts are full of black lines: You have a face to call someone uncle?

　　You are the legendary Aunt Loliyin, you are starting to cheat the old bacon?

　　 "I smoke, I can only smoke if I can't sleep. I have been smoking a lot recently. I smoked while playing and burned out several sets of vr equipment." The smoker sighed, but everyone could not hear that he was repentant.

　　 is really a veritable smoker!

　　 "Smoking is harmful to your health, you should give up bad things, uncle! Why don't you drink a bar to make sure that you can treat insomnia! Men are really contemptible, I can't think of this!"

　　 Is it your turn to say?

　　 Everyone's eyes look bad at the alcoholic!

　　 I really don’t know what the drunkard thinks in his heart. Only sucking oil is harmful to your health? Is drinking alcohol good for health?

　　 Maybe your physique is different, you are an alien drunkard, but you can’t treat everyone as aliens, right?

"Uncle, you look very rich. The vr equipment is very expensive. You have the heart to burn several sets. Wouldn't you be a big boss? Would you like to find a small Internet celebrity to give a reward? Hehe, others My internet celebrity! When we meet, everything is the power of internet celebrities!" Lin Yumian said casually.

　　 I didn't forget to swallow a big mouthful of fluid during the words, as if the hunter had found the prey in the trap and was ready to cook the kitchen utensils.

　　 Have fun pretending to be pigs and eating tigers?

　　A real local tyrant is actually going to play the role of an internet celebrity girl?

　　 Say you need someone to give you a reward?

　　 "There is no plan to find internet celebrities for now."

I go! It turned out that there is no plan for the time being, which means there will be in the future?

　　 There is a feeling of attracting wolves into the house in Jingtian. It is really: I have been among the flowers, the leaves do not touch the body, the buds are blooming, and the flower dew is known.

　　 How can a man withstand the temptation, the key is that the temptation is not strong enough!

　　 It seems that this boss is tired of watching internet celebrities!

　　 So, the plastic surgeon said, “It’s okay if you don’t like internet celebrity faces. I can make her look what you want. You are satisfied and the cost is easy to say.”

　　 How to talk about your sister!

　　 You can’t get millions after a plastic surgery?

　　 If the requirements are higher, don’t make a million?

　　 It's easy to say, it's easy to say, everyone can't pay!

　　 "Huh? Really no, I think she is fine now."

　　 Have you seen Yumian? This kind of nonsense is really open!

　　 "Uncle, this can't work. I will write a poem for you. The old man talks about juvenile madness, left shackles, right horse whip, stamped oil body protection, thousands of rides shake hundreds of buildings." January 31st impassioned.

　　 "Kick him!" The women said in unison.

　　 "Don't don't don't don't, don't misunderstand your sister, I'm talking about riding a thousand-mile horse gallop! Don't get me wrong..."

　　 "Uncle, how old are you?" The plastic surgeon wondered why he asked.

　　 "Foreign doctor, I'm 39."

　　 Smokey ghost’s calm and thick voice reveals a sense of vicissitudes~www.readwn.com~ It’s okay, you don’t spend money on plastic surgery for women, you have to take care of them, right? Are there wrinkles? It doesn't matter, come to Korea anytime to find me, I will give you the newly developed anti-wrinkle injection, which is a mixture of botulinum toxin, placenta, and collagen. The effect is very good. It's best to make a thread-embedding upgrade for you, as long as your face is not old, beautiful women are indispensable. In Korea, anti-wrinkle needles are especially popular with uncles. "

　　The occupational disease of the plastic surgeon is endless...

　　 "Uh...you still have to smoke to play games?"

　　 Jing Tian is very concerned about this issue. After all, the current vr equipment is full of maliciousness to smokers. A smoker may be more difficult to handle the game environment than an alcoholic.

　　 "When I get older, I can't concentrate if I don't smoke. More importantly, I always have insomnia, so my mental energy is not good."

"Then you can try e-cigarettes. There is an e-cigarette tailored for the game around the game. It doesn’t affect the game if you smoke it, and it’s refreshing. It was originally prepared for gamers. Also, it may be possible in the future. You can smoke in the game, so you don’t have to worry."

　　 Jingtian is really afraid that the player will cause some scalding incidents because of smoking with the vr device. After all, he has burned several devices.

　　What the **** is smoking in the game?

　　 "Are there? I will buy a set and try it."

　　 "Okay, almost, it's about to start, I will rearrange the team now..."

　　《(Sky Dungeon)》