As the situation was too serious, after Ye Fan arranged the tasks, everyone got up and left the meeting room quickly, ready to go to work.

Bang!

The door of the meeting room was closed, and the footsteps of everyone gradually faded away.

Lin Qiye: "...Did they forget something again?"

Chu Ming corrected: "We are nothing."

Lin Qiye was speechless: "Brother, this joke is not funny the second time."

"Oh, that's right."

Chu Ming frowned and thought: "Then let me think about it, what kind of joke should be changed here..."

Lin Qiye's eyes twitched, and he was anxious: "Don't think about it! Didn't you say that you can take me out? Now that everyone has left, big brother, you take me away!"

"Oh, I almost forgot!"

Chu Ming suddenly woke up, then looked at Lin Qiye, thought for a while and said: "Taking you out is actually very simple, but first, you have to help me..."

Lin Qiye frowned: "Help you with what?"

Chu Ming silently lowered his head and looked at his crotch.

Lin Qiye's face changed wildly: "???"

"You have to help me..."

"I'll help your mother!"

Lin Qiye stood up in fear and was furious: "You, you are... perverted?! Impossible! Don't even think about it! I'll * you! "

"..."

Chu Ming said faintly: "I want you to help me take out the things in my underwear pocket. I'm tied up with forbidden objects and can't move."

"Ah?" Lin Qiye's expression froze.

Chu Ming: "What do you think it is?"

"Uh..."

Lin Qiye's face turned red, and he scratched his head: "Uh... That, nothing, I thought... Haha, nothing, nothing..."

Chu Ming was speechless: "How could a serious male-oriented novel write that kind of thing? Your bad thoughts... Hey, it's not your fault, it's all because Sanjiu is too coquettish."

"Right, right... ah?"

"Stop it! Why are you still standing there? Come and take off my pants!"

"... Brother, keep your voice down."

"It's okay, even if they hear it, they will only think we are perverts!"

"..."

"Hurry up! Come on! I can't wait!"

"..."

Lin Qiye resisted the urge to kill, and in Chu Ming's expectant eyes.

With a look of disgust, he took out a few pills and a watch-like thing from the small pocket of his pants.

"What the hell is this?" Lin Qiye was confused.

Chu Ming suddenly frowned in confusion and found something interesting: "Eh? What's wrong with your accent?"

Strange, he remembered that Lin Qiye in the original novel didn't have this accent either!

Lin Qiye was stunned: "What accent? I have an accent too... Eh? No!"

He was stunned for a moment, and then he was shocked: "What the hell? I've only been with you for three days, how come you can't speak Mandarin correctly?!"

Chu Ming frowned: "What do you mean? Could it be that I passed my accent on to you? How can I have an accent? Ah? I think I have an accent too!"

Lin Qiye: "..."

"..."

Chu Ming: "...It must be you who passed it on to me."

Lin Qiye: "Ah, yes, you are right."

Chu Ming: "...Are you trying to fool me? Do you believe I won't take you out?"

Lin Qiye's face changed: "No, no, no! Don't, brother! You are wrong! It's wrong, okay?"

Chu Ming was furious: "Why am I wrong?!"

Lin Qiye: "..."

Pa!

He slapped his forehead in silence, feeling exhausted.

"Fuck!"

Chu Ming's face suddenly changed, as if he had discovered some shocking secret!

"What...what happened again?"

"This sound...is not applause?!"

"Ah? What?!"

"You don't understand...I'm emo...I'm a fish, I have a fish certificate...You don't understand my heart~♫Pretend to be calm~♪"

"Hey...Forget it, let's do business."

Chu Ming sighed, cheered up, looked at the pills and the 'watch' in Lin Qiye's hand, and said: "Brother Ye, pick a white pill and a black pill and eat them!"

"? Eat?"

Lin Qiye widened his eyes: "This thing is...from you... ...where did you get it from!"

Chu Ming was unhappy when he heard it: "What do you mean? I haven't showered for more than a week, and you think I'm dirty? ! Shrimp head man!"

Lin Qiye's face was pale, and he was extremely resistant: "No... Brother, can we try another way? And... what is this pill? What's the use?"

Chu Ming was impatient: "If it doesn't work, feed me two first! I'll show you the effect first, and then you decide whether to eat it, okay? Really, you're still picky and spoiled..."

Lin Qiye: "..."

Hard.

The fist is hard again.But in order to go out and see his aunt and cousin as soon as possible, Lin Qiye decided to bear the humiliation first. He gritted his teeth, took two pills, one black and one white, and fed them into Chu Ming's mouth.

"Gulp~"

Chu Ming swallowed it and said quickly: "Ah...ah! Ahhh..."

Lin Qiye: "????"

Chu Ming looked embarrassed and swallowed hard, saying with difficulty: "It's...it's stuck...stuck in my...trachea...fuck..."

Lin Qiye: "..."

After a lot of effort, Chu Ming successfully swallowed the two pills, and then said quickly: "OK, Brother Ye! Pick up the controller now!"

"Controller?"

Lin Qiye frowned in confusion and picked up the "watch" in his hand: "This?"

"That's right!" Chu Ming raised his mouth: "Do you see the icons above? They represent various parts of my body! Click on one of the icons and press the 'zoom out' button to try!"

Lin Qiye picked up the controller and took a closer look, and found that there were indeed many abstract icons representing various parts of the human body on the screen.

There are also buttons and rollers for 'enlarge' and 'zoom out' on the right side.

Suddenly, he realized something and said in shock: "This... this thing can't make your body parts bigger or smaller, right?"

Chu Ming smiled proudly: "Yes, this is the 'size pill' I developed. As long as you take it and use the controller, you can change the size of the whole or part of your body at will! The limit is 10 times!"

"Ah? Really?"

Lin Qiye was stunned. What is this? Is it scientific? !

Chu Ming snorted coldly: "Don't believe it? Then try it!"

Lin Qiye frowned, picked up the controller doubtfully, thought about it, clicked one of the icons, and then directly clicked to shrink 10 times!

Chu Ming in front of him... didn't seem to have any changes.

Chu Ming was confused: "Huh? Why is it useless? It shouldn't be!"

Lin Qiye nodded thoughtfully: "No, it does work, I believe it now..."

"?"

Chu Ming was confused, and suddenly, he realized something, his face changed drastically: "Damn it! What the hell did you shrink my thing?!"

Lin Qiye was a little stunned: "Haha, it's okay, it's okay, () is also very cute!"

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