Sleeping Next to the Pirate King

"You son of a bitch! Give me back my cigar!"

"No! You stole it from me first bitch!"

My ears rang as the two idiots Jacia and Josh screamed at each other with me in the middle. I placed my hands on their faces.

"If the two of you bitches don't shut the fuck up in three seconds. I'm going to throw you guys overboard!"

Josh and Jacia both shut their mouths immediately at my threat and stood back respectfully. A slight breeze rose. I looked at the sight in front of me. This was the first time that I was on the deck. I was dressed as a male as well. I breathed in relief. My side still hurts from the corset I've been wearing for a long time. In male pirate clothes I was more comfortable. I sniffed and smelled Baron's scent. I was wearing his clothes after all. I blushed. This was just like when a girlfriend wears her boyfriend's sweatshirt.

L'Olonnai's ship was way larger than that of Baron. I looked up to see a blue clear sky. The sun was shining brightly. I squinted as I looked forward. There looked to be a city a couple of miles away. It seemed like we have finally reached land after so many days of being on the sea.

I stretched my arms as I rubbed my face. I was still tired after yesterday's incident. My stomach was still in pain but it was more bearable now thanks to the tea prepared for me by the kitchen crew. It was probably another half an hour before we get on land. I looked at Clark and waved. He waved back.

Now that I think about it I feel like I haven't seen Lutious for a long time. Speak of the devil.

"Miss Mila!"

I hugged the young boy. Lutious was silent during a large period of time due to the shock of the incident.

"Lutious?"

"Yes Miss Mila?"

"About the bounty for Baron, is it valid anywhere or in specific regions?"

"Well Miss Mila it is technically "valid" in the great empire of Britannia. Based on our earlier calculations we should be reaching a section named Ireland."

I nodded. Thank God. So even if I turn him in to some noble I can earn the reward. My heart skipped a beat once more. I must not get my feelings in the way right now. It is important that I get everything in order. I looked over to see Baron being surrounded by Francois's crew members. As usual he was the center of attention. I have to hand it to him though, he has quite a charismatic personality. If it weren't for my situation I would probably be drawn in as well. Our eyes connected. I turned my burning face away. It's as if I can hear Baron's laughter from here. I let the cool sea air cool me down.

A chuckle rose next to me. I looked down to see Lutious laughing. I slapped the back of his head.

"Don't get cocky kid."

Lutious winced and looked at me with a cute expression as he said.

"Why did you hit an innocent child like me Miss Mila?"

"I'm sorry cutie."

Lutious laughed maniacally as he pulled my cheeks. I automatically snapped out of my dazed state and chased Lutious around the deck.

"You bastard of a kid! If I get my hands on you I'm going to rip you to shreds!"

Lutious giggled as I knelt on the deck ten minutes later. Lord, even though I'm 18 I felt like I had the body of a 60 year old. My back aches, my lungs burned, and my legs burned. This must be from my brand new sedentary lifestyle.

Clarabella and Daniella stood next to Jacia awkwardly. Jacia was flirting with the young female maids. I chuckled. She reminded me of cosplayers who dressed up as hot anime characters. People like my friend Rita. I sighed. I mustn't dwell on the past now.

"Miss Mila are you okay?"

I looked up at a worried Lutious. I chuckled and quickly caught him in my arms. Lutious cried out as I threw him over my shoulder.

"Miss Mila please don't ripe to shreds!"

"Well that depends on if you apologize brat."

Lutious apologized as I laughed. For the first time since I've come to this time period I've felt hope. Something told me that something positive is waiting for me in Ireland.

"Well it seems like my dear wife knows how to properly discipline children."

Ugh. This fucker had to ruin my mood. I turned to see Baron. He was dressed in his complete pirate getup. With the coat, hat, and boots. He was quite hot to be honest but I'll never tell him that.

I then felt someone whisper in my ear.

"I wonder if my dear wife would treat our children the same way."

My face flushed as I pushed a laughing Baron away. I turned to Lutious who was still over my shoulder.

"Lutious if you grow up to be a bastard like this man Baron here I will disown you and banish you from my crew. Do you understand."

Lutious nodded as Baron's melodic laughter burst out once more. His hand then patter my head. Yes patted my head. That's how fucking short I am compared to him. I pouted and walked to Francois.

Suddenly the noise of something crashing rose in the air. The deck shook. I turned to see a smaller boat crash into L'Olonnais's. The crew members immediately quieted down as they unsheathes their swords. I put down Lutious and told him to take the noblewomen and go down to the main part of the ship. Lutious nodded as I took out my twin pistols from their holsters. I was ready to figh-

Sweet Jesus. A hottie of a man suddenly stepped onto the deck with his crew. His black hair was short and swept to the side. His blue eyes as clear as the sky above. The man's stylish and expensive looking outfit revealed is status as a noble.

The man looked around the ship and sighed. He then turned his face to look at me. The man then flashed me an Oscar winning smile. I flushed.

Wait a second, what am I doing? Suddenly anger filled me. Was this bastard mocking me? I pointed my twin pistols at him and smirked as he walked towards me. The man's crew members along with those on L'Olonnais's ship began to clash swords. No matter what happens today, this mother fucker was my opponent and mine alone. I opened my mouth and told the man.

"Get ready to be fucked bitch."

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