Sleeping Next to the Pirate King

I moaned in annoyance as I felt someone pull the covers off of my body.

"Just five more minutes for God's sake. Is that too much to ask for?"

I held onto the covers desperately as someone tried to pull them off. Who the fuck has a death wish this morning?

I opened my eyes with a frown only to open my mouth in shock. A young man several years older than me knelt next to me as he smirked. His pale skin surrounded by long brown curled hair. His eyebrows on the bushier side as his amber eyes glistened with amusement. Despite this being the first time that I saw him, a sort of familiarity filled me.

"Good morning, my dear lady. Hasn't your mother ever instructed you on the proper etiquette of a woman?"

My eye twitched as I looked over to see Baron still asleep. His arms were wrapped around my waist. I flushed as I shook his shoulder.

"Oi, Baron, get the hell up, there's a little prick here who's being a pain in the ass."

Baron opened his eyes slightly and blinked a couple of times before smiling at me. He then placed his hands on my cheeks as he said.

"My dear wife, looks beautiful even in the morning."

Baron then laid back down and brought the covers up to his face as he turned away from me.

Son of a bitch!

I sat up and scratched my head as I looked at the mysterious man in front of me. He was not a crew member as I knew them all by name. Who is he? And why the fuck is he here?

I yawned as I scratched my back.

"Look, my esteemed sir, if its food you want, we are all rationing as we have discussed before. If you are still hungry you can go ahead and take my breakfast this morning. Please wake me up when Weston and Francois wake up."

I then laid back down on the deck and covered myself with the coat that Baron and I shared. I was about to close my eyes when a whizzing and clacking sound filled my ears. I turned to see the mysterious man hold a dagger in his hand as he impaled the deck in the area between Baron and I. I looked at his gentle smile then the dagger. I looked at the dagger then back at the smiling man. I did that for a couple more seconds as my mind read, "system error, restart in safe mode". I chuckled.

"Look man, that's a funny joke, but could you please refrain from using your dagger when we arent looting another ship? You could acutally hurt someone accidentally."

The man stayed silent as he smiled with his eyes closed.

"So I could do this if I was looting a ship?"

Jesus Christ, what a creep. His slightly British accent oozed with pride. Did we have any British crew members apart from Weston's? Maybe I should wake up-

HOLY FUCK!

I instinctively jumped up and faced the man. My breathing turned shallow as confusion filled me. Who the fuck was this little bitch. The man chuckled before standing up.

Shit.

I take it back.

This fucker ain't little in both girth or height.

He was a fucking giant.

I shook my head, I must not waver. I quickly took out my pistol from between my breasts.

Yes you heard that right. After all the shit that I have went through I found the area between my breasts inside of my bra to be the best place to hide my pistol.

The man smiled as he walked over to me. I bent my neck back in order to look at the man's face properly. Holy fuck popsicles covered in bitches, how much milk did this man drink to get this fucking tall? Wait a second. Is everyone elese in his family this tall? I shivered as I thought of the possibility that this man might just change into a titan right now and throw me into his mouth. I didn't sleep for days after watching that anime in my previous life.

I pointed my pistol at the man as he unsheathed twin swords. The man then rushed towards me at a speed faster than light. Damn it! Am I going to shoot in time or are his blades going to skewer me first?

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Thank you so much for reading my luvs! Stay safe and be careful! Who is this mysterious man?