Small farmers dominate the deserted island
Chapter 54: Too Good or Not Good!
As if she thought that Chen Yu said something like that...
Chen Yu also raised his eyebrows and said, "Hey, I didn't say that. I just made an analogy, and didn't specify what it was. You wanted to go there."
"I!"
Lin Weiwei looked a little frustrated, but because she had to rely on Chen Yu when she went out, she couldn't have a seizure. She could only pout her mouth and said, "Okay, well, is there any way for you to keep me stuck here? "
"Aren't I just thinking of a way."
"Then did you think about it..."
"I'm thinking about it!"
"You've been thinking about it for so long, and haven't thought of a way yet!"
...
Lin Weiwei's aggressive words made Chen Yu's face instantly darkened, and then he pouted and said casually, "There is no way to save you."
As soon as he heard that there was a way, Lin Weiwei instantly became energetic, and said in surprise, "Then tell me! What way!"
The corner of Chen Yu's mouth curled up in an arc of evil smile, and said, "Hmm...Didn't you say that this is a bit like that? Sometimes, these indescribable things are not helped by certain substances... Hmm, lubricate? I think..."
The more Chen Yu said, the more it made Lin Weiwei feel particularly confused, but after listening to him, Lin Weiwei was surprised and dumb: "Lubricant!?"
"That's right!" Chen Yu said half-truth, surely and seriously, "With lubricating fluid, you can become lubricated and smooth, just come out like this?"
Originally, Chen Yu was just joking, but Lin Weiwei took it seriously.
"It makes sense, why don't you hurry up? Do you have any lubricant?" Lin Weiwei asked.
Chen Yu followed one of them stunned.
He really just said it casually, why this little lady took it seriously.
"Is there any, don't just talk casually, my old lady, I have been stuck here for a long time, and if I don't go out, my body will collapse..."
Lin Weiwei shook her body and said, while the floral skirt was lifted, a corner of Xiao Nei Nei was revealed...
This made Chen Yu see a little bit.
is black!
It's actually black!
And it's the kind of dark black!
"Wait? Why... Why would I care about black so much?" Chen Yu couldn't help but mutter to himself.
"What are you talking about? Is there any lubricant?"
Lin Weiwei seemed to be waiting very anxiously, and couldn't help urging.
Chen Yu didn't know how to answer, he was just joking, where does he have any lubricant?
And at this moment, "I have!"
Hearing the sound, Lin Weiwei and Chen Yu both turned their heads, only to find that it was Yan Jie who was outside the crack.
"I have lubricating fluid, but only a little bit. You may not have enough."
Upon hearing Yan Jie's words, Chen Yu was puzzled, and immediately replied, "Why do you have lubricating fluid?"
Chen Yu was puzzled by the question that asked Yan Jie, "I am a woman. Is it weird to have lubricant?"
Chen Yu frowned, still not understanding, and replied, "No, do you have a boyfriend?"
Yan Jie shook her head, "No."
Chen Yu immediately felt that the policewoman in front of him was not easy, "Since you don't have a boyfriend, what kind of lubricant do you bring?"
boyfriend?
Lubricant?
Does it matter here?
Is it?
Yan Jie was puzzled by Chen Yu's remarks, but after thinking about it carefully, it seemed that Chen Yu was talking about that kind of thing?
No matter what it is, in the eyes of squinting people, you can think of something like that...
The cracks are...so are the lubricants...
Is lubricating fluid only used for that kind of thing?
"I am a woman who uses lubricating fluid on her skin. How can I apply it? Does it make you upset?" Yan Jie said angrily.
...... It seems to make sense...... Speechless, this is......
Chen Yu had to curl his lips, and then asked, "What about the lubricating fluid? Can it be used? Is it on you?"
Yan Jie took off her backpack out of breath, and after careful searching, she took out a bottle of drink-sized lubricant...
To be precise, what Yan Jie took out was not called lubricant, but sunscreen.
"How can I give it to you?"
Yan Jie, who was standing outside the crack, originally wanted to go in, but failed to get in after a few tries, so she stood quietly outside the crack and said to the two.
Chen Yu's gaze stayed on the sunscreen for a while, then glanced at Yan Jie's too hot figure, and she still felt that it was really impossible to have a figure...
"Throw it over," Chen Yu said.
"Can you catch it?" Yan Jie frowned and asked suspiciously.
"Isn't that nonsense! There is a crack here, you can throw it into the crack, can you throw it elsewhere? Besides, when I was in school, I was on the basketball team..."
Before Chen Yu finished speaking, Yan Jie tried to throw out the sunscreen in her hand, but...
Accidents always appear unexpectedly...
Since Chen Yu was still pretending to be forced with his chattering mouth, he didn't notice the sunscreen that was thrown in.
It was not until the bottle of emollient came in front of him that Chen Yu had just reacted. Just when he was about to pick it up with his hands, the bottle of sunscreen milk suddenly passed through the gap between Chen Yu's arm and waist, and fell behind Chen Yu. It was in front of Lin Weiwei.
"Oh oh..." Yan Jie only said these two words when he saw it, and then shifted the blame to Chen Yu, "Didn't you say you can receive it! What should I do now? What's the matter with you?"
Chen Yu was also embarrassed. He looked at the bottle of sunscreen that had fallen on the ground in front of Lin Weiwei, raised his head, smiled at Lin Weiwei, and said, "Sorry, the policewoman did not throw it well just now, and fell there. Can you pick it up?"
But when Chen Yu asked this sentence, he also knew it was impossible.
Because when the sunscreen was dropped in front of Lin Weiwei, the latter was also trying to squat down and pick it up. What I didn't expect was...
"It's too difficult. If I can squat down, I don't have to stand for so long! I'm too big to be able to lean down, and why should I squat? Obviously you didn't receive it. you……"
Lin Weiwei kept complaining, and finally Chen Yu couldn't stand it anymore.
"stop!"
Chen Yu sighed and said, "Well, I will pick it up by myself..."
After that, Chen Yu squatted down again, and then slowly moved forward. The stone walls around the cracks could not help torturing Chen Yu's thin body.
By the time he came to the ground where the bottle of sunscreen lotion was lying, Chen Yu already felt...the whole body was touched by the stone wall, as if he had been touched by a wild big hand...
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