So Pure, So Flirtatious
Vol 3 Chapter 1158: Yang Ming’s Yin Ren
The first thousand one hundred and fifty-eight chapters Yang Ming's sinister means
The refreshing feeling brought by this yin person makes Yang Ming feel more comfortable than they are, and Yang Ming did not look at the two people behind the door, because Yang Ming had already seen the two with his power. End.
Yang Ming then called and walked into the bathroom.
"What sound is so big?" Chen Fei heard Yang Ming's voice, so he asked.
"Oh, the door to the restroom of this hotel is the door to the back door. It's a bit tight. I just pushed it and didn't push it open. I just slammed it and the result opened!" Yang Ming explained. On the surface, Yang Ming said to Chen Fei. In fact, Yang Ming said that he would listen to the two bodyguards. In order to prevent them from being suspicious, they would explain one or two.
Sure enough, the bodyguard who did not faint heard Yang Ming’s words, rolled his eyes, and felt depressed for a while, how could he be so unlucky? I haven't seen it yet. I didn't wait for the lesson to teach Yang Ming. I was first hit by the door panel. I was bleeding from my nose, looking at my accomplices, and still fainting... It was a bad teacher!
Yang Ming pretended to be drunk and stupid. He walked into the bathroom and looked at the opposite urinal. He waited for the door to "back" and then automatically closed it. Then he untied his pants and directly faced it. A lot of **** behind the door, and it was fired.
While sweeping the air, Chen Fei talked to the phone and said: "Chen Shu, how is the toilet so dirty? Is it **** everywhere? I am standing in the garbage dump and peeing..."
"Yang Ming, are you in the wrong place?" Chen Fei suddenly had some inexplicable: "Where are you going to the toilet? Don't you urinate?"
“Is it like?” Yang Ming’s mouth showed a smile that was not easy to tell, and then said.
"Forget it, anyway, your own hotel, what are you going to do?" Chen Fei said helplessly: "It seems that your kid is really drunk!"
"Drunk, I am not drunk, sober!" Yang Ming said with a big tongue, and the water gun is still standing!
Although the garbage has already covered the body of the bodyguard, but Yang Ming has the ability to directly lock the position of the two people, so the urine directly sprayed on the two people!
The bodyguard is going crazy! Yang Ming’s urine is in the nostrils. He really wants to jump out of the garbage and throw Yang Ming into the toilet! However, he finally endured it!
Because he can't explain why he is hiding in the garbage heap! To say that this garbage was knocked down by Yang Ming, he couldn't explain why he was hiding in the doorway and eavesdropping!
Well, even if all this is a coincidence, Yang Ming and Chen Fei also believe, how do they explain the underwear on the head? Do you say that you drink too much in the underwear Superman?
The bodyguard A can not want to worry about what is being thrown out by Chen Fei! After all, both of them are Chen Zhiye's bodyguards. When Chen Fei comes over, he can investigate the identity of the two as soon as they are investigated!
Is there such a coincidence in this world? The purpose of these two people with ulterior motives is exposed! Therefore, the bodyguards are forbearing and forbearing. When they can’t help it, they think about the high-ranking people of Dongpu... For example, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
As a result, the bodyguard continued to endure and marched toward the highest level of the ninja.
Looking at the unpredictable expression of the bodyguard, how can Yang Ming guess the idea of this guy? This bodyguard is estimated to be afraid of breathing into the nose of the nose, do not dare to breathe, do not dare to open his mouth, just blindly suffocating!
Seeing this, Yang Ming's mouth smacked a smirk, suddenly stopped the sweeping under his body, like the release of water, and also made a nap.
The bodyguard A, see no urine and then flow down, I thought Yang Ming was finished! Before he was killed, he rushed to open his mouth and prepared to take a breath, but he did not think. In the moment he opened his mouth, a shot of urine was sprayed without warning, and it was sprayed directly into the mouth of the bodyguard. When he got into his lungs, he didn't dare to cough and turned his face purple, like a pig liver.
Yang Ming secretly smiled, tied his trousers, turned and swayed out the door of the bathroom, and then said to the phone in his hand: "Chen Shu, let me not say, I went back!"
"Oh, let's talk about it later, you can be careful! Do you want me to let your nightmare meet you?" Chen Fei said with some concern.
"Hey, Chen Shu, I'm fine." Yang Ming's tone suddenly returned to normal: "You can go back."
"Well?" Chen Fei squinted and shook his head, but did not believe that Yang Ming said that he had nothing to say, generally drunk people, how many said that they were drunk?
Yang Ming put the phone in his pocket. This phone was the Nokia 1200 that was originally bought for Chen Mengxi. After Chen Mengyu changed the n97, this phone would not be used. Yang Ming was soaked in the mobile phone, so when Chen Mengxi’s family, I put the phone card in this old phone. It can be used, but it is not so versatile, you can't read the novel on it.
Yang Ming also changed the previous step and swayed. He returned to the box and returned to his position.
"Well?" Chen Fei looked incredibly in the eyes of Yang Ming, not at all like a drunken person. He asked strangely: "Yang Ming, are you awake?"
"Chen Shu, I am not drunk!" Yang Ming smiled and said: "I just installed it."
“Installed?” Chen Fei frowned. “What are you doing?”
Chen Fei does not think that Yang Ming is okay with his leisure and drunkenness, and he certainly has any purpose, so he is not angry. With his understanding of Yang Ming, Yang Ming could not be such a boring person.
"Hey, just now, when I went out, I met the two bodyguards of Chen Zhiye!" Yang Ming did not hide it, and said with a smile.
"The two bodyguards?" Chen Fei's expression became more and more dignified: "They want to be against you?"
Yang Ming nodded. There is no need to take advantage of Chen Fei. Even if he really turned his face with Chen Zhiye, Chen Fei knew the contradiction in the middle and would not blame Yang Ming.
"The two of them saw that I was going to the bathroom, and I hid in the first step." Yang Ming said here, some want to laugh: "They want to do it in the bathroom, and I got a call at the door of the bathroom." They heard that you called me and didn’t dare to do it directly to me..."
"No wonder your kid is so patient, and I have been nonsense for such a long time!" Chen Fei nodded and understood the meaning of Yang Ming, but he looked a bit strange, Chen Fei knew that with Yang Ming’s skill, it would not Fear of these two bodyguards, how can we use such a means?
Yang Ming saw his doubts from Chen Fei’s expression and shrugged his shoulders: “I am not afraid that you are difficult to do in the middle, so I did not directly teach the two guys.”
Chen Fei nodded and looked at Yang Ming with some gratitude. If this matter is really big, then I and Chen Jiacun, I am afraid it is also a time for a break.
"However, if you don't directly shoot, indirect lessons for them, it is still necessary." Yang Ming said here, treacherous smile: "So, I pretended to be drunk, and gave the door to the bathroom." As a result, the two idiots were tragedy, and they were directly hit by the door panel behind the door! A dizzy face was blood, but also knocked over the trash can behind, the garbage was buckled!"
"..." Chen Fei looked at Yang Ming with a stunned look, and this little boy was really bad! I finally know why he is slamming... Think of it here, Chen Fei’s face suddenly has some weirdness: “Yang Ming, you said that you are standing on the garbage heap... It’s hard to be...”
"Oh, yes, these two people, I drank a urine directly, hehe!" Yang Ming thief smiled.
"Hey..." Chen Fei squirted out of the wine and slammed it on the table! Chen Fangyu and Chen Mengyu naturally heard the cause and effect of the incident. When they heard Yang Ming’s foot on the door and knocked them over, they felt a little funny. Then they heard Yang Ming actually squirted the two men. I couldn’t help myself, and I laughed.
"Yang Ming, you are letting the two of them eat a dumb loss! It is Chen Zhiye who knows and can’t help. In addition to being angry, there will be no other thoughts!" Chen Fei laughed and sighed Yang Ming’s wit. .
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