Soul Ferry: Ghost Movie Crossover
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Chapter XNUMX: The Yin Soldier borrows the way, the incoming anchor
"Dongqing, don't buckle your throat. You're fine, that Tai Sui meat has been stored for a hundred years, and it's already spoiled. At most, you have diarrhea."
Seeing Xia Dongqing with a worried face in front of him, Xiao Shiyi patted him on the shoulder and comforted him.After that, he stood up, glanced at Zhao Li who was standing next to him, then turned his head to look at Wanqin on the ground, and shouted:
"You have privately absorbed the human yangshou and violated the regulations of the underworld. Now I will take you back to the underworld for interrogation!"
After all, let's go forward.But at this time, she heard Sister Qin, who was caught by the boss, crying and saying:
"My lord! What will happen to him after he is taken back?"
"One hundred years is too long, you have committed unforgivable crimes, and breaking your soul is the only way."
Xiao Shiyi spoke lightly, because this time only Wanqin was the one who absorbed people's "five, six, seven" birthdays. Even if Sister Qin had done the same thing in the past, but it wasn't this time, so there was no need to take it back.
But just when he walked to Wanqin and was about to make a move, he suddenly heard the boss yell, and turned his head quickly to see Wanqin pushing the boss away from him. When a dagger came out, what everyone didn't expect was that she stabbed into Wanqin's throat in one fell swoop.
He heard Wanqin screaming in agony, his limbs trembled, blood blisters continued to bubbling from his throat, and finally his eyes rolled over and he lost his breath.Xiao Shiyi couldn't help frowning, and then heard Sister Qin trembling and said:
"Sir, can you leave your head for me, I want to keep it as a souvenir."
He sighed when he heard this, and said:
"Okay, it depends on your deep love. Let's go, remember not to absorb other people's longevity."
The last sentence he leaned over and said in Sister Qin's ear.When Sister Qin heard that she was busy nodding her head a few times, she cut off her head and fled the villa in a panic.
Then Xiao Shiyi called the underworld and asked them to send someone to deal with it, and he took everyone out of here and went to the city.Xia Dongqing and the others didn't have dinner, so they went straight to a food stall and went back home after they were full.
"Officer Zhao."
Among the food stalls, there are only Xiao Shiyi, and Zhao Li as the boss.He suddenly raised his head and screamed.Zhao Li also smiled and looked up.
"The person who followed me along the way to destroy, is you?"
Xiao Shiyi frowned and said.
"As expected of an inspector, I never thought that I could hide my breath so well that you can find it."
Zhao Li raised his head and drank the wine in front of him.
"It's not that I'm good, it's that you can't hide your face. When the violin was talking just now, your expression changed when he talked about buying Taisui meat. You must be the one who sold the Taisui meat to them. Then you prevent me from finding out. The truth has a motive, and if there are people who follow me here, I can't think of a second one except you."
Xiao Shiyi sighed and said:
"If this matter reaches the ears of Hades, you will not be able to eat it and walk away. But fortunately, even though you have been trying your best to stop me, you still haven't done it directly. I will hide it for you. Good secret, but it's better not to have another time."
After all, he also raised his head and drank a glass of wine.
"Hahaha, good brother. But you made a mistake. You also know that after eating Tai Sui, their bodies are completely different from ordinary human beings. Even if Sister Qin took only a head, they can grow back over time. come out of the body and become the same."
Li Zhao laughed out loud, and the two of them ate and drank again, and then went back to their homes to rest.
After a while of leisure time, Yin Shisan and Fatty Shi became more and more busy because of the firm's reputation.On the other hand, Xiao Shiyi didn't want to do trivial things, and he had enough money in the office, so he stayed at home and studied magic.
In the afternoon, someone suddenly knocked on the door, Xiao Shiyi put down the book in his hand and opened the door. He saw a man dressed in garish fashion, with an unknown amount of gold ornaments on his body, standing in front of the door.
The man took off his sunglasses and frowned and looked around the room. Xiao Shiyi was unhappy, and he frowned and said:
"What are you doing? Just go out!"
When he was about to close the door, the man reached out his hand and grabbed the door frame, frowning and shouting:
"What? Your family doesn't even have a business? Did you know that I'm a big anchor, and I can close your office with a single sentence!"
As he said that, he opened his chest, revealing some tattoos, and his eyebrows twitched as if he was telling me to see clearly. 0 Xiao Shiyi took a deep breath, feeling very depressed, why are people like this coming all the time? , In the past, several rich and powerful people did not earn a penny and worked in vain.
He rolled his eyes and said, "You can go, but I'm not doing your business today, get out!"
After all, Xiao Shiyi was about to exert his strength, but the man screamed, pulled the door frame first, and kicked him in the stomach.But who is Xiao Shiyi?Immediately dodging the kick, he reflexively punched the man in the eye socket.
The man looked sturdy but he was a pretentious man. This punch made him scream and retreat, but he refused to leave.Xiao Shiyi was furious in his heart. He turned around and grabbed the Thunder Sword in his hand. A sonorous cry made the man's face turn pale, and he heard his Blind Sage cry out:
"Good! Good! I'll go, you wait and see!"
Xiao Shiyi cursed a few times and drove him out of the building. Then he patted the bad luck on his body and closed the door and went back to the house.In the evening, when he was playing on his mobile phone, a news suddenly popped up with a ding dong, and the title only had the words "pig-man hybrid".
This was a bit interesting, so he clicked to watch it, but after loading the pattern, it turned out to be a live broadcast room. The man in front of the camera looked very familiar, wasn't he the man who came today? !
Xiao Shiyi remembered the title and became angry, so he gritted his teeth to see what this thing said.
"Isn't there a water friend who asked me for help some time ago? He said to me: 'Brother, there is an aisle in my house, can you think of a solution for me? Destiny, of course, help if you can. Hey, thank you XXX for the gift."
He folded his hands and laughed, attracting a lot of gifts, and the screen was full of arrogance.
"I went on to say. I had to find an expert in this area, so I went to a well-known one. Unexpectedly, that thing is a pig man! The house is so sloppy that it looks sleazy to say that he is a pig man. It's polite... …”.
Chapter five hundred and fortieth lessons
At this moment, I saw the thing on the screen saying a lot, what he was sitting on the sloppy stool for the sake of the water friend, and smelled the stench on his body, and the screen was suddenly full of curses. , In the end, that thing actually revealed the office's address and Xiao Shiyi's name. This time the live broadcast room exploded immediately, and the voice of the human flesh Xiao Shiyi was very high.
"What is it, disgusting man."
Xiao Shiyi frowned, and didn't bother with him, silently clicked a report and withdrew.Unexpectedly, after more than ten minutes, the phone calls came one after another, and they all scolded people after picking up.
This time he got upset and cursed inwardly:
"I really think I can't stand it anymore, I won't be called Xiao Shiyi if I don't fix you!"
But even so, Xiao Shiyi can only temporarily turn off the phone, so as not to mess up his mood, after all, anyone who is in a hurry to find him can find the office.
I woke up the next day and was about to go out for a walk. At 10, I saw messy graffiti in the corridor, and two big red characters for garbage written on the door.
"Bastard!"
Xiao Shiyi was taken aback and couldn't help roaring in anger.At this time, he heard the sound of laughter coming from downstairs. He rushed to the balcony and saw that the person who came yesterday was pointing and laughing at this side downstairs.
He originally wanted to teach this person a simple lesson with techniques, but he suddenly thought about it, and this lesson was too light, and it couldn't cure the root cause at all.So Xiao Shiyi sneered a few times and went back to the room.
After instructing Honggu and Huanyan not to do anything, Xiao Shiyi immediately set off to the underworld, and directly lit up the two black and white impermanence, and there were hundreds of ghosts, and in the evening, he rushed to the hotel where the man was staying.
On the way there was a gloomy wind, didn't that person say that a friend had caught up with the gloomy soldiers crossing the road?This will let you see what is the real ghost crossing!
Soon, the crowd arrived at the door of the hotel. At this time, only Xiao Shiyi was visible in the eyes of others. The ghosts and black and white impermanence behind him all put on the most frightening clothes as usual, hiding their figure.
"Master Xiao, who dares to provoke you like this?"
The ghosts roared.
Xiao Shiyi explained the ins and outs of the matter, and all the ghosts and the black and white impermanence immediately yelled and shouted:
"Don't worry, Mr. Xiao, we won't scare him into peeing his pants, and he will never have the face to return to the underworld!"
As a prelude, there was a ghost that sneaked into the hotel's electric room and turned off the electric switch.Immediately, the originally colorful building turned gray, and someone inside exclaimed.
At this time, the big anchor was broadcasting live in the hotel, and suddenly the light was turned off, leaving only the light of the screen on his face.He was stunned for a moment, and his heart was shocked and angry, but he held back in front of the camera, instead he said with a haha:
"Actually, there are no ghosts in this world. Those who claim to be masters are all swashbuckling bastards, cheating money and sex with one mouth, and it's perfect for them to shoot at targets."
"Take this opportunity to tell everyone a ghost story today, don't listen to the cowardly."
After that, he turned his head and instructed the people standing on both sides to ask the front desk of the hotel what was going on with the power outage, and he was the only one left in the room.
Little did they know that the ghosts had already entered through the door at this time, and the room was almost full.But Xiao Shiyi didn't order at this time, so they didn't act in a hurry. In this room, some played cards, some looked at their mobile phones, and some listened to the ghost story told by the anchor as a joke, and laughed to the ground. .
And what Xiao Shiyi is waiting for is the moment when the anchor is immersed in the story!
It took about half an hour for the atmosphere to fully enter, and the people who went out to look for the front desk hadn't come back. It is estimated that everyone in the hotel rushed to the front desk to ask questions, and would not be able to return for a while.
"He was waiting for that sassy fox to come back, and he was thinking about the beauty in his heart, but suddenly he heard something in the room screaming, I'm so miserable..."
He was eloquent.
When Xiao Shiyi saw the opportunity, he immediately shouted:
"Find a female ghost to call him this."
Immediately after the order was banned, someone squeezed their throats and stretched their voices and shouted:
"I'm so miserable~"
I have to say that the quality of the ghost is very high. This sound is full of emotion, and I don't know if the ghost was really in trouble before his death.
This time, the anchor was startled, and he jumped up and turned his head to look back, but how could he see the ghosts, and Xiao Shiyi was hiding in the next room, unless he saw through his eyes again Don't expect to see it.But Xiao Shixi holding his mobile phone to watch his live broadcast is equivalent to having more eyes
"Wow! He even had his own dubbing, and he scared himself. It's hard work, brother."
In the barrage, the formation immediately formed, and another series of gifts were sent.The anchor was still in shock at this time, and he didn't know if the sound just now was hallucinations, but when he saw the gift swish, his excitement overwhelmed his fear, and he cleared his throat and sat back in his seat and said:
"Haha, of course, for everyone's experience, this is what it should be, let's continue."
His eyes looked around suspiciously, and his mouth instinctively read the story displayed on the screen. This story was his own 567 thinking, but it was just copied from the Internet.
"He waited left and right, but when he couldn't wait for anyone, he pushed the door and was about to go out to find it, but suddenly he was tapped on the shoulder!"
The anchor seemed to have forgotten what happened just now, and dropped another paragraph.This time, the ghosts automatically realized that they laughed and patted him on the shoulder.
"Wow!"
He screamed and turned his head sharply, and this time, a crunch made his head twist.He was terrified and didn't know what was going on.
"Everyone, I'm sorry, I twisted my head with too much force. Today's live broadcast will be here first. We will continue to bring joy to everyone tomorrow."
Guiltily, he hurriedly closed the live broadcast, grabbed the mobile phone on the table with one hand, and rushed out the door.He was in a cold sweat. Could it be that this hotel is really haunted? !
In a hurry to get angry, he didn't take the offending Xiao Shiyi to heart at all.But at this time Xiao Shiyi had already walked out of his room and was standing outside his door, with black and white impermanence standing beside him, and a group of ghosts behind him.
The Gala door opened, and he was about to bump into him in a hurry.
At this moment, Xiao Shiyi opened his eyes to him so that he could see the ghosts around him.
Chapter XNUMX: The Ghost of Yang Jiaqilang
Then, the two black and white men with long tongues and white faces in front of them, surrounded by countless mutilated bodies, and terrifying ghosts, made the host take a deep breath and rolled his eyes, passed out, and fell to the ground with a plop.
Xiao Shiyi couldn't help sneering when he looked at the person who fell on the ground. As soon as he turned around, he raised his hands towards the camera in the corridor, indicating that he had not touched the person, and then whistled away.
It's not that simple. Xiao Shiyi took the host's soul with him. Although he couldn't let him see the eighteen layers of hell, the simple punishment was a simple punishment for this group of ghosts and black and white impermanence who have been in the underworld for many years. Come at your fingertips.
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