Soul Ferry: Ghost Movie Crossover

And after hearing Tie Gan's words, Leon also thought about it and nodded:

"That's right! Then play something else!".

Chapter XNUMX Xiao's class starts

After thinking about it for a while, Leon immediately squatted down and rummaged through boxes and cabinets, finally. . . .

"I have a piece of shit in my hand!"

I saw that Leon took out a piece of shit wrapped in a newspaper from the box and said to the crowd.

And when everyone saw what Leon was holding, they all disliked it in unison:

"Hey~~~~!"

In the distance, Xiao Shiyi looked at Leon even more, with a cold expression on his face, expressing his admiration for him.

I saw that Leon looked at the disgust of everyone, and said with a sly smile:

"Who dares to come and touch it??"

"Ouch~~~~~~! Vomit~~~~~~~!!"

After some vomiting, the security guard who had been against Leon in the original book wiped the corner of his mouth and said with a sneer:

"To be honest, I admire Master Xiao, but it doesn't mean that I admire you as much. There are so many things to play in this world, why do you have to play such disgusting things?"

But after Leon heard his words, he smiled disdainfully and said:

"Whynot? You say that because you think you are highly educated and go out of the upper class. It is your self-righteous knowledge that thinks shit is boring and filthy!!!"

"It's like your mother or aunt told you that ghosts are scary since you were a child. Even if this piece of shit doesn't stink, you will still look down on it. If ghosts don't come and bite you, you will also be afraid. If everyone can react Just change this concept, and if you have the guts, come and touch it!!!”

Listening to Leon's nonsense there, the security guard couldn't bear it, he stepped forward quickly, and then stretched out his index finger to poke:

"I've touched pull, huh? Experienced pull? I don't think I've learned anything!"

Looking at this guy's arrogant appearance, Xiao Shiyi knew that he was finished. Leon, if you are hard on him, he will definitely make you want to die.

And then sure enough, he saw Leon Zhou put the shit in his hand directly on the security guard's face, and asked at the same time:

"What if that is the case?"

"Ah~~~~~~ah~~~~~~!!"

Seeing that Leon actually wiped his entire body on his face, the security guard screamed twice in an instant, and fainted in disgust.

Looking at the security guard who fell to the ground, Leon shook his head and sighed:

"You see, you must study hard! This gentleman just can't get rid of traditional concepts, so if he wipes it off, he is afraid to die!"

At this time, seeing that Leon's first class was over, Xiao Shiyi also walked over with the boss, casually glanced at the security guard whose face was covered in shit, gave him a comforting look, and turned his head to face the crowd. said:

"Okay, Leon's first class... Boss, what do you want to do!!! Come to me, what are you putting together with that guy, although you are a dog, if you dare to eat it, I will I can't kill you!!"

It turned out that when Xiao Shiyi just said a word to the people in front of him, he suddenly realized that everyone's eyes were not on him, but instead looked at the ground not far from him.

And following their gaze, Xiao Shiyi saw the boss who was following him at this time. He didn't know when he ran to the security guard whose face was wiped with shit. The most important thing was his gaze. It was abnormal, and he kept staring at the security guard's face.

Therefore, Xiao Shiyi, who saw this scene, immediately turned his face and shouted at the boss loudly, and warned him.

After hearing Xiao Shiyi's shout, the boss had no choice but to run back towards Xiao Shiyi with a reluctant expression.

After the boss ran to his side, Xiao Shiyi also sat on the grass, then held the boss in his arms and reprimanded him, while also preventing him from sneaking over.

Then, after reprimanding the boss, Xiao Shiyi once again looked at the people who were also sitting on the grass in a circle in front of him and said:

"Okay, let's get down to business. The lesson Leon gave you just now was to exercise your courage and tell you not to panic when facing ghosts, because the more panic you are, the easier it is to be hurt by them."

"So, what Leon teaches you is the correct way to deal with ghosts, and what I want to teach you is some basic methods to deal with ghosts."

"However, before teaching you how to deal with ghosts, I want you to know what ghosts are."

"Master, ghosts are human souls!!"

At this time, hearing Xiao Shiyi's words, Ah Qun who was beside him hurriedly stood up with his hands up and said.

"And what is the soul?"

Hearing Ah Qun's answer, Xiao Shiyi threw a question again.

"This...I don't know!!"

Seeing Ah Qun's appearance, Xiao Shiyi smiled again:

"Okay, then I'm going to tell you what a ghost is!!"

"The so-called ghost is actually a special magnetic field. It can also be said that the so-called soul of people is a magnetic field!!!"

"magnetic field?"

Hearing what Xiao Shiyi said, everyone was puzzled, and even Leon came over and listened with interest.

"Yes, ghosts are actually not scary! For example, if we use scientific terms to explain, ghosts are a kind of brain wave left after a person dies, and they are supernatural things."

"And the souls of people wandering in the world after death are called ghosts. The greater the grievances and emotions of ghosts during their lifetime, the stronger the relative ghosts will be, that is to say, the stronger the brain waves."

"To put it bluntly, in fact, those so-called resentment yin and the like are all a magnetic field, and ghosts can absorb this magnetic field, and the stronger the magnetic field, the more ferocious the ghosts humans can see, and may even harm humans. ."

"For this reason, most ghosts can pass through solid objects, and can also walk without touching the ground. They can come and go without a shadow.

trace. "

What about the few ghosts?

At this time, A Qiang on the side also raised his hand and asked.

Hearing Ah Qiang's question, Xiao Shiyi glanced at him and explained:

"Those few ghosts are relatively weak ghosts. You must know that everything in the world has its own magnetic field, and those weak ghosts are because the soul body is too weak, that is to say, the magnetic field is not strong enough, so they cannot pass through solid objects. thing.

But these are not important. The most important thing is that ghosts are formed by brainwave-like magnetic fields, so the spells that ghosts show in your eyes are actually because they use their own magnetic fields to affect your brain. the illusion.

Of course, it is not ruled out that some powerful ghosts can control the surrounding magnetic field to form truly dangerous spells.

But the formation of this kind of ghost is very difficult, I don't think you will encounter it, so you don't need to worry too much.

Chapter XNUMX The end of the first lesson of Xiao's class

Then, I saw Xiao Shiyi slow down, waved at A Qun, took a sip of the bottle of water handed by A Qun, and continued to say:

"Now I'm going to tell you why ghosts are rarely seen during the day. To put it simply, we can divide the day and the dark into two aspects."

"For example, the sunlight during the day is a positive magnetic field, while the moonlight at night is a negative magnetic field, and the composition of ghosts and their souls is composed of a negative magnetic field, and the positive magnetic field is opposite to the negative magnetic field. When the two touch each other, it will be like the collision of fire and water."

"And this is also because ghosts will disappear when they are exposed to sunlight, and their strength will be greatly increased when the moon is full. Of course, this is also why people rarely see ghosts during the day."

"But at night, the ground is not illuminated by sunlight, and after the positive magnetic field disappears, when people come to a place with a strong negative magnetic field, that is, a place with strong yin qi, it is easy to see ghosts, because yin qi It is a great supplement for ghosts, when they sense yin, ghosts will be attracted to it unconsciously."

"Now that I have come here, I want to remind you that ghosts are a kind of magnetic field, a kind of brain wave. Ghosts are born from people's minds, come from people's brains, things circulated by heaven, honest and fearless people, ghosts are cannot be easily approached."

"And it is said that ghosts are XNUMX% afraid of people, and people are XNUMX% afraid of ghosts. It is not unreasonable. You must know that ghosts will pass through various illusions before harming people, making people lose their sense of peace and calm. They can only wait until your heart is full of Only when you are in fear and despair can you take advantage of it.”

"So when you encounter ghosts, you must keep calm, or you will have evil thoughts. You must know that when people are dissatisfied, confused, lovelorn, emotionally depressed, full of evil thoughts, and have no masters, this is the easiest way to hit ghosts."

"Uh, Master, why is this!!!"

At this time, Captain Lu among the crowd also raised his hand and asked in confusion.

Hearing Captain Lu's question, Xiao Shi Shi waved his hand to signal him to put his hand down, and then explained:

"As for why, it is because these emotions are some negative magnetic fields, that is, negative magnetic fields. These emotions will radiate from your body at that time and attract the surrounding ghosts to approach."

"Therefore, you must keep in mind that maintaining a pure heart and upholding a righteousness is the way to exorcise evil and protect yourself. Although I will teach you some basic methods to deal with ghosts, what is more important is how you deal with ghosts. Courage and will."

"And what Leon taught you just now is not nonsense. If you want to live after seven days, then you'd better take every lesson you study seriously."

"Otherwise, you already know how to deal with ghosts, it's useless without courage, you understand!!"

"Understood, Master!!"

Looking at everyone who had a correct expression after listening to his words, Xiao Shiyi nodded with satisfaction and thought for a while, and then continued to say:

"Well... I originally planned to continue to teach you some things that ghosts are afraid of, but I don't think you need to rush to learn these things now, after all, after these things are finished, you will understand, but the guts This thing needs time to practice.”

"So, I decided to go here for the first lesson of Xiao's class, and let Leon continue to teach you."

When they heard what Xiao Shiyi said, everyone also sighed secretly. After all, they felt that Xiao Shiyi's scientific and in-depth explanation of ghosts was very good. At least they now feel that they are not as afraid of ghosts as before. .

Eh, anyway, that's what they think in their hearts now. As for what will happen when they really face ghosts, no one knows.

Then, I saw Leon, who had also listened to what Xiao Shiyi said, also nodded a lot and walked out of the crowd, directly instructing everyone to stand in a row and sit down.

And because after listening to Xiao Shiyi's explanation just now, everyone knew the role of courage in the face of ghosts, so they all obeyed Leon's request.

After everyone was seated, Leon took out a detonator from his box next to him:

"What Eleven said just now is very reasonable. When facing ghosts, courage is very important. Now I will teach you how to exercise courage."

Having said that, Leon raised the detonator in his hand and said to the crowd:

"Have you seen the detonator in my hand? Everyone knows that even if it is lit, it will take a long time to explode, but if you hold it in your hand, even the most courageous person really wants it. If you hold it, it will hurt, hurt, hurt, and scared to death, but I'm not afraid!"

After that, Leon quickly ignited the detonator in his hand! !

"boom!!"

Seeing the detonator ignited by Leon, the lead burned out and exploded in less than two seconds. Everyone quickly called the emergency center and sent Leon to the hospital.

At this time, Xiao Shiyi, who knew that Leon had taken the wrong detonator, did not stop him, because he knew that Leon would be fine, and he also wanted to take the opportunity to let the group of guys know that Leon was terrible. After all, one is not afraid of being injured. , and do not care about people who are not afraid.

Then, not long after he was in the emergency center, Leon was discharged from the hospital with his hands wrapped in bandages.

When everyone came to the grass before, Xiao Shiyi saw Leon take out a detonator from his equipment box again, and then said to everyone in front of him:

"I'm sorry, I just picked up a fast-detonating electro-optical cannon by mistake, but even so, I didn't even shed a single tear. I believe everyone knows that I'm brave enough! Now the training continues!" .

Chapter XNUMX Lyon the pit man