Spear Teacher

Jiang Qiyu sat in the instructor seat for the whole day and was tortured.

Of course, she didn't sit all the time.

There was also an old man in a Taoist robe who came on stage and performed a section of Tai Chi for the elderly in the park. He then insisted that he was the 36th generation descendant of some secret martial arts manual.

He claimed that he had internal energy and would emit heat when he used it. He insisted on inviting a mentor to come on stage to feel it.

Upon hearing this, Jiang Qiyu immediately began to wave her hands and refuse:

"I can't do it. I have a phobia of secret manuals..."

But before she finished her words, the two old men around her directly took action and pulled her up from the chair on the left and right.

"Qiyu, this is your first time as a mentor today. Of course you have to interact with the contestants!"

"That's right, Qiyu, don't be shy, go up."

"..."

Obviously, there was no scientific basis for her "phobia of secret manuals", so she could only go on stage half-heartedly.

When the old Taoist priest was using his power, Jiang Qiyu's hands did feel an unusual heat, which was getting hotter and hotter.

After experiencing it herself, she was ready to bow and shout that the immortal was here, but she found two silver-shining metal pieces in the old man's palm.

Then, after the program team checked it.

It turned out that the so-called internal power heating was that the old man secretly used the positive and negative poles of the battery to burn her...

Regarding this Fire Cloud Evil God (Believe in Science Edition), Jiang Qiyu commented:

"The end of metaphysics is still science. If you work hard, we will stand on the competition stage for the Nobel Prize in Physics next year!"

[This uncle is too dramatic, hahaha, why does he feel smart and stupid? ]

[Your uncle is still your uncle, the Chinese also have their own Magneto! 】

【Mr. Changmao is so unlucky, hahaha, did you see her unbelievable expression just now hahahahahahaha...】

Huoyun Evil God left the stage with his physical props with regret.

On this day, Jiang Qiyu survived the "magic sound filling the ears", "the old immortal master's practice", and the occasional "fans rushed to the mentor", "contestants cried bitterly after being eliminated", "waiting contestants fought each other" and other bizarre events.

She finally understood why the two judges looked so old in their early thirties.

If anyone suffers this kind of punishment every year, the Queen Mother will be three years older.

She is not jealous of the fact that the audition mentor makes money.

In the words of Mr. Wu Daojiawu:

"As long as you have worked, you will know what it feels like to live with someone you don't love."

At this moment, Jiang Qiyu has never felt so much empathy.

Fortunately, today was not without any gains, except for those contestants who were just trying to embarrass themselves.

There are also some people who came here to compete for their dreams.

Although Jiang Qiyu is tone-deaf and has uncoordinated limbs, her well-raised pigs cannot eat chaff, and her aesthetics are still very good.

"Contestant No. 289, you dance a Dai dance with great charm, I will turn around for you!"

"......"

Contestant No. 289 hesitated to speak.

Wu Daojia, who was standing by, covered her lips and whispered, "He danced jazz."

"... I said purple clothes are very charming, I turned around for you!"

——

"Contestant No. 301, your erhu stunt performance is jaw-dropping, you deserve it!"

Zhen Haoting coughed lightly, "This is a cello."

"Ah... jaw-dropping, you deserve it!"

——

Of course, there are times when she makes mistakes:

"Contestant No. 380, I like your poetry recitation very much, you advance directly!"

"Teacher Changmao, this is a talk show..."

"Talk show?" When she heard this, her face turned cold instantly:

"That won't work, that won't pass, what the hell is that."

"..."

After more than ten hours a day, Jiang Qiyu screened more than five hundred contestants, and only a dozen of them advanced unanimously.

When the program team announced the end of the last contestant's performance today, the three mentors were so tired that they couldn't speak.

"Okay, today's program ends here. Thank you for your hard work. Let's call it a day!"

As soon as the director said this, Yu Xiaoyu and Sister Chen immediately rushed forward with distressed faces.

"Sister Yu, drink some more water."

Yu Xiaoyu carefully handed over the ninth glass of water of the day. Jiang Qiyu, who felt that her soul had been hollowed out, slumped in the chair and waved her hands, staring at the ceiling of the studio with lifeless eyes:

"Sister Chen, is there any more romance variety show for me..."

The comfort level of this show is not even a little bit worse than that of romance variety shows.

Sister Chen waved her hand to fan her, and when she heard this, she quicklyPutting his hand in front of her lips, he lowered his voice and said:

"Grandpa, you and Mr. Qi are in the CP business period now, don't dare to talk nonsense."

Jiang Qiyu raised her eyelids lazily and rarely refuted. After resting for a few minutes, she was entangled by Yu Xiaoyu and walked out.

Sister Chen had already hurriedly gone to ask the driver to drive the car over, and Yu Xiaoyu followed behind her with her bag.

Just as the two of them walked out of the studio, the mobile phone in the bag began to vibrate.

"Sister Yu, phone call."

Yu Xiaoyu reached into her bag to look for her phone, but Jiang Qiyu, who was exhausted physically and mentally, was unwilling to talk any more. She walked in front and waved her hand lazily:

"Please answer the phone for me and say that I died in the line of duty and need to watch 8 hours of commercials to revive."

"Ah?"

Looking at the note of the number on the phone interface, Yu Xiaoyu was slightly stunned, but still answered the phone for her obediently:

"Hello, hello, our sister Yu--"

"Sister Qiyu!"

But before she finished her words, a reckless figure suddenly rushed out from somewhere in front of the two of them, and almost bumped into Jiang Qiyu who was in the front.

"What the hell?!"

The person who was originally still in a state of mind was suddenly shocked and woke up instantly.

She looked up at the person standing in front of her, and saw that the person was wearing a simple white T-shirt and sports pants, with neat short hair and a delicate face.

It was a teenager who looked only seventeen or eighteen years old.

A little... familiar?

After meeting 500 different unfamiliar faces today, Jiang Qiyu now looks familiar to everyone. She couldn't remember where she had seen him before, so she could only tentatively ask the boy:

"You are..."

"I'm He Chuyang, sister, number 520!"

The boy in front of her smiled brightly, took out a neatly folded number plate [No. 520] from his pocket and showed it to her:

"We just met on the stage, you wouldn't forget it so quickly, would you... sister?"

"No, no, I'm Chuyang brother, of course I haven't forgotten it."

Facing the enthusiastic boy in front of her, Jiang Qiyu waved her hands and smiled.

No, because she didn't remember it at all.

When she saw number 520, her eyes were not focused at that time, and she could only keep pressing the keys with her own iron willpower.

After hearing her obviously heartless words, the boy No. 520 who called himself He Chuyang did not express dissatisfaction, but just smiled at her and said:

"It doesn't matter if sister doesn't remember me this time. One day, I will stand by your side and let you remember me!"

After that, regardless of Jiang Qiyu's reaction, he waved to her politely:

"Sister, I look forward to seeing you next time."

"..."

Looking at the boy's back as he turned and left, Jiang Qiyu looked clueless, but her eyes rolled up in her heart.

See you next time?

If this show comes again, she will not be named Jiang.

Just when she was about to turn around and discuss with Yu Xiaoyu how to get Sister Chen to give her some work in the world, she saw the assistant's smirking face.

And handed over the phone that was on the phone.

"?"

Jiang Qiyu was a little puzzled, but still took the phone and put it to her ear without even looking at it:

"Hello? Where——"

"Sister...sister?"