[In order to power this super-giant mech, the Foundation directly used SCP-037! ] That is, a “mini sun” with a diameter of five centimeters! 】

[And in order to ensure that the dragon slaying mecha does not become too bulky, the scientists of the foundation also use black technology… Transfer most of its quality to the pocket dimension! 】

[Moreover, there were some benign accidents during the construction process.] 】

[When the staff tried to adjust the internal air circulation of the dragon slaying mecha, they inadvertently caused this mecha… It produces its own gravitational field. 】

[In other words, this super mecha hundreds of meters tall can fly in the air at will like a bird. ] 】

[In order to restrain the regeneration ability of those super behemoths, the dragon slaying mecha is also equipped with a 20-meter-long “Cold Iron Sword”. 】

[Creatures injured by this weapon will definitely not be able to heal themselves. 】

[After the physical level of armament has reached its limit, the foundation has not stopped. 】

[In order to ensure absolute victory in this battle of monsters, the Foundation also used one of the most mysterious departments in the interior, the Hypermetaphysical Department! ] 】

[The Hypermetaphysical Department sent 7 poets who were good at classical poetry to enter the dragon slaying mecha with the pilot. 】

[As soon as the mechs and the evil behemoths fight, these poets will begin to write and recite the poem “Destroy the Great Monster”.] 】

[With the blessing of the “Ministry of Supermetaphysics”, these poems will lower the morale of hostile monsters and weaken the opponent’s belief in fighting.] 】

[This move “morale strike” is called “arrow of a thousand words”! ] Designed to strike at the enemy from a spiritual level. 】

[Not only that, the Department of Hypermetaphysics… And the most powerful concept hit! 】

[Through a global campaign against the subconscious and the “meme concept,” the Department of Hypermetaphysics has formed a belief in 1/4 of the world’s human beings that is… The dragon slayer mech is destined to kill those giant monsters! 】

[It’s as if the dragon slayer will kill the dragon…”

[This is Providence! 】

[This is the divine will! 】

[This is the “concept sealing” of the Department of Hypermetaphysics! ] 】

[After everything is ready, the dragon slaying mech is full of pilots… And those 7 poets embarked on a journey! 】

[Its first target is the sea monster “LSA-Wake-02”. 】

[Just when the dragon slaying mech rushed to the monster’s side, those poets… With the help of the concept speaker of the Department of Hyperphysics, they began their poetry reading. 】

[“Champion! Champion! Be proud of the glory of the Dragon Slayer! “】

[Under the poetry recitation that spread everywhere, something incredible happened.] 】

[The “arrow of a thousand words” of the hyperphysical department really worked! ] 】

[That huge sea monster began to scream and retreat, seemingly a little timid! ] 】

[Seeing this, the pilot immediately manipulated the dragon slaying mecha to rush forward and cut off the head of this monster in one move! ] 】

“LSA-Wake-02” did not die immediately, but grew a second head from the neck cavity and launched a second attack. 】

[But the dragon slaying mecha with “Concept Seal” and “Arrow of a Thousand Words”… It was simply unstoppable, and easily split this monster in half from the center, completely ending its life. 】

[Seeing that the corpse of the monster did not move again, the seven poets cheered again:]

[“You’re done! Victory! Victory! The Dragon Slayer is home with a reputation! “】

[Next, in order to protect humans, the dragon slaying mecha continued the remaining giant monsters to fight, and finally killed the monster queen “LSA-Brasil-01”! ] 】

[After the death of the Monster Queen, SCP-5391 gradually died out, and the remaining large monsters, in a state of leaderless confusion, then re-entered hibernation. 】

[This terrifying “Behemoth Invasion” apocalyptic scenario was successfully resolved by the cooperation of the SCP Foundation and the “Global Supernatural Alliance”. 】

At this point, the screen gradually dims.

End of the broadcast of SCP Foundation.

Seeing this, the chat group also became lively.

Peter Parker (The Amazing Spider-Man): Using super robots to fight monsters, why do I feel so familiar?

Nick Fury: Pacific Rim, huh?

Tony Stark: But this dragon slayer mech is really interesting, even metaphysics.

Wanda Maksimov: Hahaha! It’s so much fun to find a few poets to sit inside the mech and read poetry. ^_^

Lori Jinx: Don’t say it, this trick seems to be really useful.

Lori Jinx: The poems read by those guys actually scared the monsters. ╮(╯_╰)╭

Stephen Strange: Is this the “conceptual attack” of the Hypermetaphysical Ministry? I don’t understand what this principle is… It’s more amazing than magic.

Master Mordo: This SCP world is indeed mysterious…

Just then, the sound of the system sounded again.

[Ding… Pick random lucky members…]

【Selected Target: Deadpool】

[Start broadcasting related multiverse live broadcasts.] 】

[The content of this broadcast is decided: The strongest Deadpool: “If Deadpool is possessed by venom”! ] 】

In some parallel universe.

“Wow! I was by that symbiote! ”

Sitting on a somewhat shabby couch, Deadpool took off his red hood. Exposed his mud-like face to the outside, his expression suddenly became a little strange.

“No, my Uncle Wade is already very strong, even if I add that venom, how much stronger can it become?”

“Just this symbiote, is it also qualified to make me the strongest Deadpool?”

And at this time, in another universe.

“What a joke!”

Venom emerged from Eddie Bullock’s body, opened his mouth and roared:

“I’m not going to be possessed by that… Crazy guy! ”

“He has problems with his brain, and after a long time, I may also go crazy!”

Looking at the black symbiote in front of him, Eddie Bullock sighed silently.

To say that it is not normal, this venom … How much better can it be?

At this moment, a new image appeared on the screen.

[At this moment, a new image appeared on the screen.] 】

[This is Universe 615.9.9.] 】

[This universe. The difference from the 616 universe is 0.1 percentage points, but the changes caused by this are very striking. 】

[First of all. The observer in Universe 615.9 is not a bald head, but a “hipster” with full hair and a hat on his head. 】

[Under the narration of this “hipster observer”, a large curtain slowly unfolds. 】

[1985. 】

[Deadpool in universe 615.9 received a call. 】

[The requirements on the phone are very simple, but enough to stun ordinary people :]

“Please help me kill a cosmic god. “】

[“Oh? “】

[Deadpool didn’t seem surprised at all, just smiled and asked:]

[“No problem, I don’t know how many I have killed this kind of goods! ] “】

[“As long as you have enough money, there is no one in this world, I can’t kill me…”

[Before the words were finished, Deadpool’s whole body was immediately wrapped in a ray of light! ] 】

[“Brush it! “】

[The next moment, Deadpool left Earth and came to a spaceship. 】

[And the purple giant sitting in front of him is none other than the Planet Devourer. ] 】

[It turned out that Fang Cai called Deadpool’s client, who was none other than the “Flame Emperor” among the four messengers of Star Swallowing. ] 】

[And the Flame Emperor also took her place… The Planet Eater, who said who he wanted to entrust Deadpool to kill. 】

[That is the most powerful existence in the universe, the Transcendent! ] 】

[It turns out that the Transcendent made a joke on the Planet Devourer, and as a result, the Star Devourer was furious! ] 】

[Swallowing the star who was embarrassed and angry, he wanted to slaughter this kid to vent his anger! ] 】

[However, I don’t know what he thinks, he would actually put such a difficult task… Please gave Deadpool! 】

[I heard that as long as you kill the Transcendent, you can get a cosmic artifact “Cosmic Cube” from the Planet Devourer, and Deadpool accepted the commission without saying a word. ] 】

[Seeing this, the “Flame Emperor” also simply gave him one, claiming that it could erase any existence in the universe… The ultimate treasure! 】

[This treasure is known as the “Retcon, Expungifier)”! It can completely eliminate traces of the existence of the transcendent! 】

And seeing this, the chat group suddenly fryered.

Wanda Maksimov: Wow! Ganata! Your dad has it on his hands… Is there such a powerful artifact? Even the Transcendent can kill?

Ganata, the daughter of the Star Swallower: This… I’ve never heard of this thing. ( ̄△ ̄; )

Ganata, Daughter of Star Swallowing: Besides, it’s crazy!

Ganata, the daughter of the Star Swallowers: The Transcendent is even the Eternal God… How could the existence of the Court of Life be erased so easily?

PS: After Deadpool erases the Transcendent, it is Deadpool who slaughters Deadpool! Deadpool put on the Infinity Gauntlet! And Marvel disciples! Wandering Earth! ^_^


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