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Chapter 1323 Black Widow's Lullaby! Hulk Is A Fake Teacher? Hulk Tai Chi! Fantastic Panties!

[Although she realized that she did not have a "second personality", Jennifer soon discovered another problem. 】

【"Wait a minute, how do I change back to the original form."】

[Looking down at her muscular, two-meter-tall appearance, the female Hulk frowned. 】

[She is a lawyer and a proper social elite. 】

【If you keep looking like this all day long, how can you still go to work?】

【Looking up at the Wisdom Hulk, the female Hulk asked curiously:】

【"How did you change back before?"】

【"This..."】

[The Wisdom Hulk puts the "Hulk Textbook" in his hand on the experimental table, and casually said:]

【"Usually they fall out of the plane and pass out, or are knocked out by a robot."】

【"In short, as long as I lose consciousness, I will turn back into Banner or...】

[Recalling for a while, a warm look appeared on the face of the Wisdom Hulk. 】

【"There was a time when Natasha Romanoff would sing me a lullaby and put Hulk to sleep."】

【"oh?"】

【Female Hulk's eyes are full of "gossip", and she can't wait to ask:】

【"What's the matter with that lullaby? Tell me carefully."】

[Wisdom Hulk turns his face away:]

【"No comment.→→"】

【You know, Black Widow has already died a heroic death!】

【In this case, how can Hulk spread her privacy everywhere?】

[Seeing this, the female Hulk had to put aside her gossip for the time being and started to worry about her own affairs: 153

【"The conditions you mentioned earlier have only one thing in common, that is, you must lose consciousness."】

【"not necessarily....."】

【Wisdom Hulk looked serious, and said solemnly:】

【"In the past, after I became a Hulk, I stayed in that form for two full years!"】

【"CO)!!!"】

【Looking at the female Hulk with eyes wide open and protruding eyeballs, the wise green giant hastily added:】

【"That time was in outer space, to be precise...it was Sakaar."】

【"Do not make jokes!"】

[Female Hulk seemed unable to hold back the panic and annoyance in her heart, she turned around and walked towards the exit of the underground base. 】

【"wait wait wait.………"】

[The Wisdom Hulk quickly stepped forward to stop her, and said in the most serious tone:]

【"Becoming a Hulk is no joke! Once your Ability gets out of control, it will cause a terrible disaster!"】

【Spread your hands, the green giant of wisdom, there is even a hint of fear in your eyes:】

【"Even if it's just a small loss of control, you may kill people! Even turn the building into ruins!"】

[Back then, the destruction he caused after transforming into Hulk made Banner feel chills just thinking about it. 】

【That's why he tried his best to prevent his cousin from going down this road. 】

【"I'm telling you, don't say 'Hulk Rage', for you, even ordinary 'angry' may be brought about by everything around you to death and destruction!"]

【Looking at his cousin, the wise green giant said word by word:】

【"If that kind of thing really happens, you will be labeled as a monster, and you will never be able to remove it!"】

【Her scalp is numb by her cousin's words, female Hulk lowered her head helplessly:】

【"Okay, then you can teach me how to be a 'good Hulk'."】

Seeing this, the chat group has also become lively.

Wanda· Maximov: Wow! Black widow actually sings a "lullaby" to the Hulk, what kind of operation is this? (⊙o⊙)

Loki · Odinsen: Humph! Coaxing that green monster as a baby? Really gives goosebumps just thinking about it.

STEPHEN STRANGE: Well... I remember on the previous stream, Bruce Banner and Black widow, there seemed to be... there was a...

Bruce Banner: Well, that's another universe. And if I remember correctly, that "relationship" ended pretty quickly.

Wanda·Maximov: Haha! You remember it quite clearly. ^_^

At this moment, Black Widow himself also bubbled up in the group.

Natasha Romanoff 罗曼雅夫: Stop talking about these little things, Banner, I just have one question.

Natasha Romanoff Romanoff: When you transform into "Hulk". There's no sense of "Bruce" at all, and it doesn't affect Hulk, right?

Bruce Banner: Yeah.

Natasha Romanoff Romanoff: And, in that universe on screen, that "Intelligent Hulk Banner" wiped out Hulk's personality and had complete control over the body.

Natasha Romanoff Romanoff: So what can he teach the female Hulk?

Natasha Romanoff Romanoff: This man, has never had the experience of "controlling the Hulk"?

Bruce Banner: Ah this...(⊙_⊙)

Loki·Odinsen: Hahaha! I get it!(bdaa) Loki·Odinsen: That Hulk with glasses, is teaching someone... something he never mastered! ^ _^

Tian Xiaoban: Huh? What kind of operation is this? (000)

Dad: The trouble with people is that they like to be teachers...

Bruce Banner: Well, let Jennifer learn to calm down and control her own power, which is not a bad thing.

Natasha Romanoff Romanoff: The problem is...you never had control when you became the Hulk.

Natasha Romanoff Romanoff: So what the hell are you teaching her?

Bruce Banner: ………………

At this awkward moment, a new image appeared on the screen.

[The image continues. 】

[After a while, the female Hulk finally turned back into Jennifer. 】

[In this way, on this remote beach, the Wisdom Hulk began to teach Jennifer a set of specious "Hulk control techniques". 】

【"I will teach you to use yoga and meditation to control your body and mind..."】

【Looking at her cousin sitting cross-legged in front of her, acting like a spiritual master, Jennifer couldn't help complaining:】

【"To be honest, I really didn't expect you to believe in such things as body, mind, and spirit."】

【"Well…………"】

【Wisdom Hulk was a little upset when he was said, and quickly defended:】

【"What I teach you is clinically based psychotherapy, not spiritual metaphysics!"】

[And in the days that followed, the Wisdom Hulk began his journey of "teaching and educating people". 】

【"First of all, you must strengthen all the furniture, otherwise, your house will soon be nothing but ruins】

【"Also. In the room you live in, the ceiling must not be lower than three meters!"】

【"Why......"】

[Hearing these slightly heavy words from her cousin, the female Hulk sighed helplessly. 】

【She knows that these words are all summed up from painful experience!】

【If the ceiling is too short, once she transforms, she may break through the roof!】

【This is not a joke!】

[In order to help the female Hulk control her emotions, from the next morning, the Wisdom Hulk began to teach her a kind of magic martial arts from the East. 】

【That is Tai Chi!】

【"Call...Call...Call..."】

[Two Hulks, one big and one small, are standing on the beach, facing the rising sun, doing Tai Chi. 】

[I have to say that this scene looks very weird, even very joyful. 】

[After Tai Chi, the Wisdom Hulk led the female Hulk into the bedroom:]

【"Remember, from now on you need two wardrobes, one for Jennifer and one for Hulk."】

【Speaking of which, he opened the closet, turned his head, and asked his cousin:】

【"Who is your best friend?"】

[Female Hulk replied without thinking:]

【"Definitely it's Nikki."】

【"wrong!"】

[The Wisdom Hulk took out a huge amounts of boxer pants from the closet, pulled them apart forcefully, and laughed at the same time:]

【"Your best friend is actually elastic fiber!"】

【"If you don't have this behavior, when you transform, all your clothes will be torn apart!"】

【"Trust me, this is not a joke!"】.

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