Chapter 790 Stan Lee as a bartender! Cut Thor’s hair! Hulk soda! Stan Lee’s bad taste!

Seeing this, the chat group also became lively.

Starlight: Shocking, I thought Stan Lee was a good man! He even goes to aliens to find women!

Runaway Loli Jinx: Hahaha, men are always like this! Don’t you know it by now?

Agent J: I seem to have seen this scene before.

John Constantine: Yeah, but we didn’t know it at the time, Stan Lee was married on Earth, so…

Galactus Daughter Ganata: So what?

Ganata, daughter of Galactus: Do you want to use the values ​​of Earthlings to measure a creator god who created a multi-universe?

Ganata, daughter of Galactus: Who is this who gave you courage?)

Starlight:

Hermione Granger: Well. Excluding the things I don’t understand very well, this is Mr. Stan Lee’s life is really colorful.

Hermione Granger; can not only sing around Earth, but even travel to aliens! How cool.

Loki Odinsen·: Ha ha ha ha ha! Speaking of alien planets, I suddenly remembered something.

Loki · Odinson: On some alien planet, Thor, that idiot.. seems to have been given by Stan Lee too

Thor: Shut up!! You must be remembering wrong!

Stephen Strange: Well, I also remember, it should be on the planet of Gao Tianzun.

Thor: Don’t say it! (mouth)!!

Just as Thor was terrified, a new image appeared on the screen.

[Video continues. )

[As soon as the screen changes, we come to the world of “Ant-Man” again. ”

[That night, a friend Ant-Man Scott Lang met in prison, found him and said that he had something important to tell him.

[Scott Lang knew that the friend in front of him was very long-winded, so he wanted him to go straight to the topic and say the main points as much as possible.

[As a result, this basic friend ran the train with his mouth full, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he went to the art museum with his cousin one day.

[“Right in the gallery, my cousin told me he was in the bar last night…meeting a super punctual writer girl!][Accompanied by Jiyou’s description, the picture on the screen turned from an art gallery to a bar. ”

[Kiyou’s cousin, in front of the bartender of the bar who also runs specially, said to him as if showing off:]

837 [“Look, isn’t that girl I brought hot?][After hearing this, the old bartender with white hair and glasses, Stan Lee also showed a smile that only men can understand. ”

【“Yeah, girl, that’s really hot.

And seeing this, in each multi-universe, there was another burst of laughter.

“Dude, Stan Lee is actually here again as a bartender.

“When the God of Creation chooses a profession, he really doesn’t choose.

“I remember, he was in a nightclub before. He was a DJ.”

“Wow! Stan Lee’s taste in women is really good, that girl is really hot!”

Hey”, isn’t he married? It seems that he has grown old with others.

“Please! He is the God of Creation! Do you want to bind him with human marriage?”

“It’s weird, why is Stan Lee always so old when he comes on stage? Can’t he just rejuvenate himself?”

Kamar-Taj.

“Are you growing old?”

Hearing the discussions of the other magic apprentices in the square, Strange looked at the Ancient One magician thoughtfully and asked in a low voice:

Master, “Do you think… that Stan Lee, could it be that he became the God of Creation when he was very old?”

“That’s why he’s used to it, always keeping his old appearance?”

Hearing Strange’s question, Ancient One magician’s eyes flashed a bit of bitterness, and he said helplessly:

Stephen”, I admire your wild imagination.

“But…are you overestimating me?”

The Ancient One magician closed the fan and pointed around:

We “don’t even know how many universes exist in this world.

“And if these universes were created by that Stan Lee, how powerful he is is beyond human imagination!

“Such an existence… Why does it change into a human being, and why does it maintain that old form, let alone me, no one on earth can guess!”

Hearing the words of the Ancient One magician, the Kamar-Taj Square fell silent.

And At the moment is in Asgard.

“Roar. It’s okay.”

Seeing that there was no (ajei) image of his own hair being cut on the screen, Thor Tolton let out a sigh of relief.

But then, the picture on the big screen in front of him suddenly changed again!

[During the duel with Hela, the goddess of death, Thor fell out of Bifrost and fell across the starry sky to Sakaar the High Heavenly Venerate. )

[In Asgard, he is Thor, the most famous. ”

[But when he got to this planet, Thor was electrocuted by Valkyrie as soon as he came up, and was sold to Gao Tianzun as a slave. )

[As the brother of the “collector”, Gao Tianzun likes to watch the gladiatorial fights between slaves the most. ”

[But before entering the arena, all slaves must change to a new hairstyle.

[So, Thor, who was half awake, was tied tightly to a chair. ”

[When Thor opened his eyes, he saw an old man dressed in fancy clothes, with glasses on his face and a mechanical prosthetic hand on his right hand, walking towards him. ”

[This person is Stan Lee!)

[“hateful!]

【Seeing that the old man seems to be moving his hair, Thor Tolton is furious 🙂

(In the name of Odin, if you dare to cut my hair, I will give you a taste of Thor’s wrath!][“Aahah)

[Hearing Thor’s stern threat, Stan Lee just clicked the button on the mechanical prosthetic hand with a weird smile. ”

“Hey hey…)

I saw that the mechanical prosthetic hand in his right hand… instantly turned into a windmill-like thing, and it quickly turned, making a terrible hissing sound.

T”(mouth!”)

[Looking at this terrifying “electric windmill”, Thor’s eyes widened, the confidence and majesty on his face disappeared, and the fierce and violent anger disappeared!)

[Instead, there is only a bottomless fear!

[Frightened in his eyes, Thor finally couldn’t help shouting loudly 🙂

“I beg you, kind man! Please don’t cut my hair…]

“Hahaha…1

“No! No! No… 1

[Stan Lee’s arrogant laughter and Thor’s tragic cry sounded almost simultaneously. ”

Seeing this, there was also a series of hilarious laughter from all over the multi-universe.

“Hehe, I was thinking, when will this scene come?”

“Poor Thor, he was a Thor anyway, but he went to an alien planet and became a slave!”

“Do you think Thor looks more handsome after cutting his hair?”

“Yeah, it turns out that his disheveled appearance looks so stupid.

“After he cut his hair, he was still very stupid!”

“Yeah, I remember the next time Thor went to the arena, he foolishly treated the Hulk as a friend, and got beaten up!”

“Although he suffered that fight, but he also Awakening Thor’s power, it can be considered a blessing in disguise..

Asgard.

“Damn it!”

Seeing his ugly appearance on the screen and being exposed to countless audiences in the multi-universe again, Thor’s face was flushed, embarrassed and annoyed, and he wanted to find a hole to crawl in.

“Hey,

Sitting on the throne, Odin sighed secretly as he looked at his son’s humiliating appearance.

But just as he sighed, a strange thought suddenly appeared in Odin’s mind.

Are you being too protective of Thor?

Judging from the video, Thor in another universe really grew up after going through a series of hardships and even blows.

And thinking of this, Odin suddenly felt a sense of weakness.

He is indeed too old, and the deadline is not too long.

Thinking of this, the image of a woman flashed in Odin’s mind.

Maybe “it’s time to fix Hela’s problems too”

At this time, a new picture appeared on the screen

At the same time as the new picture appeared, a calm voice-over also sounded in the ears of everyone.

[“In this universe, Bruce Banner changed his name and fled to Bassi in order to avoid the pursuit of General Ross and others.”

[“Here, Bruce Banner changed his name and changed his name to work in a soda factory in order to earn money.”

[“On this day, he accidentally injured his hand while using his scientific ability to repair the equipment for the boss.”

“Oh!”

【“After feeling the pain, Bruce Banner shook his hand, and a drop of blood was thrown out by him.”

[“The drop of blood was pulled down by gravity and ended up in a pile of soda bottles being bottled.]

“No!”

【“Seeing his blood fall into the pile of soda bottles, Bruce Banner turned pale in shock.”

[“Turn off! Quickly turn off the production line!”

(“Banner rushed down like crazy, trying to find the blood among the countless soda bottles.”

【“But he alone can’t do such a thing at all.”

[“The drink bottle that was stained with Bruce Banner’s blood was finally filled with green soda, boxed, and put into the market!][“However, this soda was not sold locally, but was shipped across the ocean to Milliken!][“After a while, in an ordinary family in the United States.”

[A white-haired old man.. Stan Lee opened the refrigerator and took out a bottle of green soda. ”

[grumble]

“The old man only took a sip, and suddenly there was a strange look on his face.”

【”Wow…)

[“After exclamation, the old man released his hand, and the bottle of green soda suddenly fell to the ground and shattered!]

【“And because of this soda drink, Bruce Banner’s whereabouts were also leaked!”

And seeing this, in the multi-universe, there was also a series of incomprehensible screams.

“No way, Stan Lee can’t bear the blood of the Hulk?”

“How is this possible, he is the God of Creation!

“Yeah, the Hulk can’t even beat Thanos, so what’s the point in front of Stan Lee?”

“What the hell is going on here? Did Stan Lee lose his powers?”

And just when countless audiences were puzzled, the chat group became lively.

Captain the United States: Dr. Banner, so… does your blood have such a powerful effect?

Bruce Banner: This.. I don’t know either.

Bruce Banner And, I’ve never worked in a soda factory, what universe is this image? (A;)

Captain the United States: Huh? Isn’t that your experience?

Stephen Strange: It looks like this is happening in an alternate universe again.

Stephen Strange: However, the bottle of soda, stained with Bruce Banner’s blood, happened to land in Stan Lee’s hands!

Stephen Strange: Is this a coincidence?

Loki Odinson: No kidding, how could there be such a coincidence?

Loki Odinson: I think it’s all deliberate behavior by that Stan Lee.

Loki Odinsen: That was to get that soda bottle on purpose, and then leaked the whereabouts of the green monster.

Bruce Banner: It’s impossible, I haven’t offended this God of Creation. (0.9)

Loki · Odinsen: Hahaha it’s okay not to offend.

Loki Odinsen: A hulk who sneaks and doesn’t know anyone, what’s the point of that?

Loki · Odinsen: The God of Creation may just simply want you to be found, and then he can watch a good show by the side.

Loki Odinsen: Anyway, if it were me, I would definitely do it!

Bruce Banner: No way. 2(A*|||

Starlight: If what Loki said is true, then that Stan Lee seems to have some bad taste.

Ganata, daughter of Galactus; a cosmic god who has lived too long, will have all kinds of strange hobbies.

Ganata, daughter of Galactus: For example, collectors like to collect all kinds of strange things, and Gao Tianzun likes to collect strong ones, and then let them fight in front of him!

Reed Richards: By the way, and your dad likes to eat planets!

Galactus’ daughter Ganata:…that’s not a hobby.

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Hermione Granger: I always feel that the more…the more, the more complicated Mr. Stan Lee’s image is.

Dad: Hey, little girl, the elders who have settled down over the years are like this!

And just as everyone was discussing endlessly, a new image appeared on the screen…

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