Looking at the shabby-haired, flat-bellied Thor on the screen, Thor's eyes widened, and his eyeballs almost protruded from his sockets.
At this moment, he really almost had the urge to vomit blood.
It's the fat Thor in the four Avengers before, it's not so outrageous!
Deadpool: Hahaha!
Deadpool: This version of Thor is so tall and fat!
Deadpool: He's probably half a ton, I guess!
Thor: Phew, what nonsense are you talking about, no matter how fat you are...... How can you be so fat?
Kratos, God of War: To be fat like this, he must be living a corrupt and depraved life!
Kratos, God of War: It's a shame for a warrior.
Thor: Shut up, what's wrong with a little more flesh on your body? Haven't you ever gained weight in your life?
Kratos, the god of war: Ha! As a Spartan, if you were covered with fat, you would have been eliminated by the battlefield long ago!
Kratos, God of War: Only pampered gods like you would let themselves ...... It became such a shameful appearance.
Wonder Woman Diana: Ahem, "three-two-seven", Kratos, you can't say that.
Wonder Woman Diana: Although the Greek gods all have their own problems, they ...... None of them are so obese.
Diana, Wonder Woman: Probably, it's a Nordic problem.
Thor: Huh, what are you talking nonsense about this woman?
Wonder Woman Diana: I'm just coming up with a hypothesis.
Wonder Woman Diana: The kind of place in Northern Europe, where the weather is cold, perhaps, even if it's a god...... You also need to accumulate more fat to keep out the cold.
Thor: What??? fat keeps out the cold (⊙⊙)?
Wanda Maximov: Hahaha!
Wanda Maximov: What kind of god is this? It's a hibernating bear. O(∩∩)O
Thor: Shut up! I finally know that you're all making fun of me. ╥﹏╥
Rocky Odinson: That's stupid, what's wrong with being fat?
Rocky Odinson: For you...... And most importantly, hasn't it always been combat effectiveness?
Thor: Huh?
Thor: Maybe my variant is great, but he's not necessarily weak.
Kratos, God of War: Hmph, how strong can a god with a fat brain be?
At that moment, a new image appeared on the screen.
[Image continues.] 】
["Knock! knock!"
[Kratos and Thor, respectively, put the Leviathan Axe and Thor's Hammer on the wooden table, posing in a-for-tat posture. 】
[Atreus then sent two cups, and Thor poured the honey he had brought into the glasses.] 】
[However, in this tense atmosphere, neither of them is in the mood to drink.] 】
["What the hell are you here for?"]
[In the face of Kratos's question, Thor casually picked up a glass of wine and shook it in front of his nostrils, sniffing the wine greedily, but never poured it into his mouth, and said casually:]
"I'm just here to say hello. "】
["Knock! knock!"
[Kratos and Thor, respectively, put the Leviathan Axe and Thor's Hammer on the wooden table, posing in a-for-tat posture. 】
[Immediately after, Atreus delivers two cups, and Thor pours the honey he brought into the glasses.] 】
[However, in this tense atmosphere, neither of them is in the mood to drink.] 】
["What the hell are you here for?"]
[In the face of Kratos's question, Thor casually picked up a glass of wine and shook it in front of his nostrils, sniffing the wine greedily, but never poured it into his mouth, and said casually:]
"I'm just here to say hello. "】
[Putting the glass down, Thor dipped his hand in the wine, and then smeared it on Thor's hammer:]
"You look like a calm and sane person. "】
[Thor shakes his head, and there is an unfathomable light in his eyes:]
["But...... Are you really sane enough?"]
[Kratos responds coldly:]
"I can also be sensible if the situation requires it. "】
[Thor laughs: "Hehe, believe me, now...... You need to be sensible. "】
[Just as the conversation between the two gradually appeared to smell of gunpowder, there was a sudden knock on the door outside the house. 】
["Knock Knock Knock ......"]
Kratos gives his son a look and motions for him to open the door. 】
[Atreus walks to the door and leaves it open, only to see ...... Outside the door appeared a one-eyed old man dressed in gorgeous clothes. 】
[This old man's face is clear-lined, one-eyed and bright, and he is the god king of the 9 Nordic countries...... Odin!】
["You know who I am, right?"] (Read violent novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
[Odin strode in, moved a stool without notice, and sat down next to Kratos.] 】
"I'm going to tell you that there was some misunderstanding between us. "】
[Staring at Kratos, Odin said in an unquestionable tone:]
["You killed Thor's two sons"]
["However, we Aesirs were born to die in battle!, and those two boys are of little use. "】[]
["But ......"]
[Odin's tone suddenly became cold:]
["You also killed Badr!"]
["Although that guy has a problem with his brain, he is indeed a useful subordinate!"]
["You owe us a blood debt!"]
[Looking at Odin in front of him, Kratos didn't defend himself, but just said coldly:]
["What do you want?"]
["Ha!"
[Odin stood up from the stool and said lightly:]
"What I want...... It's peace!"]
[He glanced at Atreus, who was standing aside, and then turned his gaze to Kratos.]
["I know, you're already a retired god of war!"]
["So, as long as you promise not to trouble me again, I won't trouble you..."
["How?"]
"Of course, I mean...... This little guy can't look for Tyr anymore!"]
["What?"]
[Upon hearing this, Kratos was also taken aback, and couldn't help but turn his head to look at Atreus, his eyes full of inquiry. 】
[Even he didn't know that his son, who was unconscious, was still secretly looking for Tyr!]
"Tyr's set is finished, and he is finished. "】
[Without waiting for Kratos to speak, Odin continued to speak:]
["Okay, that's my condition!"]
["If you're not satisfied, I can give you a sweetness, I know...... You stole a prisoner from me, you can keep it. "】
"Mimir! I know you're here. "】
[Odin turns around and shouts into the hut:]
["I know you're hiding here, you flamboyant bastard!"]
["Don't trust him!"]
[Finding that his existence had been exposed, Mimir no longer hidden, and directly opened his mouth and scolded angrily. 】
["Odin never keeps his promises!"]
["Even if he says that the snow is white, he must be lying!"]
[And Odin ignored Mimir's accusations, but looked at the "head" that Atreus had taken out of the box, and laughed softly:]
【"Oh...... Old partner, you've changed a lot. "】
[At this time, Kratos suddenly interjected next to him:]
"He has lost a lot of weight recently. 4.4】
["Okay!"]
[Finding that Kratos didn't seem to care about his proposal at all, Odin was also a little anxious, he directly put his hand on the table and made a new condition:]
"I know that my ex-wife, Freya, is pestering you to recover her son's blood debt. "】
["As long as you agree to my conditions, I will solve her. "】
["After that, you'll never see Freya again!"]
[After this condition, Odin turned his head to look at Atreus and smiled a little proudly:]
["In this way, your son's safety will be guaranteed, and he will never be threatened by that woman again. "】
【“............"】
[Looking at Odin with a vulture-faced face in front of him, Kratos raised his eyebrows slightly, and suddenly stood up from the stool. 】
[He looked at Odin coldly and spat out a word from his mouth:]
["No!"]
[Facing Odin, the God King of the Nine Realms...... All the conditions proposed, Kratos actually flatly refused!].
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