[“I don’t want things to get to this point”]

[“But I’ve had enough”]

[“This is not a lie”]

[“Don’t expect me to be a fool for you”]

[“Just a pawn in your game”]

[“I don’t want to be your fool”]

[“This is not a lie”]

[“Bye bye bye”]

[“…………”]

[Looking at the “tights pervert” who was standing and dancing in the same place after killing everyone in front of them, the two remaining soldiers of the Time Management Bureau looked at each other in bewilderment. ]

[But in the end, they gritted their teeth and raised the “cutting stick” in their hands. ]

[This weapon is the trump card of the Time Management Bureau. As long as it hits the opponent, it can unconditionally teleport the opponent to the end of time! 】

【It is precisely because of this weapon that the two remaining soldiers have the courage to fight against the terrifying "tights pervert" in front of them! 】

【But at the same time, Deadpool also equipped himself with a brand new weapon. 】

【"I never thought it would turn out like this"】

【"I just want to tell you that I've had enough"】

【"Maybe it sounds a little crazy"】

【"But I'm not talking nonsense"】

【"Bye bye bye"】

【"Ahh!"】

【With the accompaniment of the song, he tied Wolverine's "Adamantium claws" to his arms. 】

【"Clang!"】

【With a crisp sound, Deadpool seemed to press a certain mechanism, and six adamantium claws popped out from the front of his arms. 】

[At this moment, he looked as if he was possessed by Wolverine! 】

["Woo!!!"]

[Looking at the alloy claws on the front of his hands, Deadpool took a deep breath, then turned his face to the "camera" next to him, as if saying to the audience outside the camera: 】

["I'm so excited now that I'm almost wet!"]

[Then, accompanied by the music, Deadpool leaned down, opened his hands, and posed an attack posture that Wolverine usually used! 】

[At the same time, behind Deadpool, the golden and red words "Deadpool and Wolverine" appeared! 】

[But at this moment, the picture suddenly froze. 】

[Then all the viewers heard Deadpool's iconic voice. 】

["I need to make it clear... I am not proud of what I just did~."]

["Abuse of violence is not my nature."]

["I am really not that kind of person."]

["I don't want to be that kind of person either."]

["Who do you want to be?"]

["Well, in order to make you understand, I will take you back to the past and have a pleasant journey through time and space."]

["Starting from that day that changed everything!"]

[CompanionAs Deadpool narrates, the screen first dims, then lights up again. 】

[“Swoosh! Swoosh! Swoosh!”]

[Then, one “flashback” after another begins to appear frequently. 】

[The “flashback” includes the X-Force formed by Deadpool. He uses Cable’s time machine to go back to the past and kill “himself” who is confronting Wolverine. 】

[“Bang!”]

[Accompanied by a gunshot, Deadpool shoots “Ryan Reynolds” in the head while he is reading the Green Lantern script. Blood spurts out and soaks the entire script. 】

[In the end, Deadpool travels back to the past and saves his wife “Vanessa” from the enemy’s gun. 】

[When all the “flashbacks” disappear, the screen freezes on an electronic clock. 】

[March 14, 2018. 】

【"I never thought I would come here..."】

【And Deadpool's voice sounded again:】

【"But I've been waiting for this moment for a long time."】

【This is the main universe of 616, the sacred timeline! 】

【And Deadpool was dressed in a suit and tie, without a mask, revealing his hideous and terrifying face. 】

【But he was not fighting the enemy at the moment, but sitting in someone's office, being interviewed: "Sir, thank you very much for meeting me."】

【Deadpool looked very nervous, but still tried to finish his words:】

【"I always believe that with my abilities, I will definitely make outstanding contributions to your company."】

【"I also know that they caught me masturbating in Stark Tower, but I promise."】

【Hearing this, "Happy Hogan" sitting behind the desk finally couldn't help asking:】

【"Sorry, what did you say just now?"】

【"Well, I'm really sorry."】

【Deadpool nodded a little embarrassedly:】

【"When you have a toy like the Hulk's hand,. When you look down..."】(To read the violent novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

["You just can't control the urge to grab it, hold it in the middle and rub it..."]

["Uh, I get it, I get it."]

[Happy Hogan was so upset that he finally couldn't help interrupting Deadpool:]

["Your image is too vivid."]

[Then he frowned and asked with a grin:]

["By the way, what are you doing here today?"]

["Uh... what am I doing today?"]

[Seemingly stumped by Happy's question, Deadpool pondered for a moment, then recalled and said:]

[".I know that no matter what I say, it seems particularly indecent in the eyes of others."]

["But I do want to use my power to do something serious."]

["I want to make a difference."]

[Deadpool was a little helpless.He stretched out his hands helplessly, and then his face became serious:]

["I want my sweetheart to see my value."]

[Speaking of this, Deadpool's eyes suddenly hesitated, and then asked with a bit of urgency:]

["To be honest, I think. I seem to have wasted too much time with you."][]

["That... won't that guy come?"]

["That guy?"]

[Looking at Deadpool's dancing, Happy said lightly:]

["As far as the current situation is concerned, just tell me."]

["That guy is me, and I am the guy you think of now."]

[Happy explained softly:]

["In fact, he is not involved in these tasks now."]

[Wrong Deadpool asked a shocking question: (Zhao Nuo Zhao)

["Is he not coming to guest star?"]

[Happy replied:]

["He just didn't come for the interview."]

["The interview I mentioned refers to the grassroots interview."]

["Grassroots?"]

[Deadpool seemed to have finally lost his patience and asked rudely: Responsibility]

["If you want to talk about this, aren't you just a driver responsible for driving?"]

["I was indeed Mr. Stark's driver at the beginning."]

[Happy Hogan's face darkened:]

["But I soon became the head of the security department!"]

["So, now I will be responsible for your interview!"]

At this time, the chat group also became lively.

Sam Winchester: I don't understand, who is the "he" they are talking about?

Tony Stark: …………(乛乛)

Loki Odinson: Hahahaha, Stark, it seems that you are not dead in this 616 universe? o(**)o.

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