Spoilers for Marvel Multiverse: Avengers Live Broadcast

【After several years of hard work, Deadpool or Wade Wilson has now obtained the position of sales manager in the company. 】

【He looked at the camera and said seriously: 】

【"Now let's show our skills and deal in used cars!" 】

【But unfortunately, Deadpool's chatterbox and bad mouth make it difficult for him to become an excellent salesman. 】

【That day he took a family out to test-drive an SUV. 】

[Sitting in the back seat with the family's children, Deadpool started to talk nonsense as usual:]

["What, you mean Honda Odyssey?"]

["This rubbish truck is so hard to drive!"]

["…………"]

[The mother sitting in the passenger seat frowned:]

["You know? You can express the same meaning without saying it so harshly."]

["I'm so sorry."]

[Deadpool apologized quickly and looked at the two children sitting on his left and right:]

["I don't have children."]

["It's not that I don't want it, but I can't find so many women."]

[Not surprisingly, Deadpool failed to negotiate this deal. 】

【When he returned to the company's locker room, his colleagues comforted Deadpool when they saw him looking listless:】

【"You will definitely be able to close a deal next time."】

【The bearded uncle "Peter", who once joined Deadpool's "X-Force", encouraged him:】

【"Besides, you can always go back to be your superhero."】

【"Actually, I quite like you in that red suit."】

【While speaking, the bearded uncle stood up and opened the locker next to him:】

【"I'm putting this suit away for you, not for yourself."】

【"Swish..."】

【Inside the locker was Deadpool's iconic red tights. 】

["I keep it so that one day, we can be ready again!"]

["Hey, hey, what are you doing with it?"]

[As if he was pricked by a needle, Deadpool rushed forward and closed the locker door. 】

[Finally, he said to the bearded uncle with a serious face:]

["I'm done."]

[Seeing the other party's doubtful face, Deadpool grabbed the bearded uncle's shoulders with both hands and said sincerely: "I'm retiring."]

["It's no big deal."]

["Will I be a salesman for the rest of my life? Most likely not."]

["Is this the kind of life I dream of? Bullshit!"]

["But this job suits me best now!"]

[Seeing that Deadpool seemed very serious, the bearded uncle alsoI can only say with a smile:]

["Okay, Mr. Wilson."]

[That being said, after get off work, the bearded man was still trying to persuade Deadpool while riding his bicycle home with him:]

["I just think that we can go on some small missions once a month in the future."]

["People have to have goals."]

["After all, we are all Deadpool!"]

["Please don't say that."]

[Deadpool still looks tired:]

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【"We are not all Deadpool, at least I am not..."】

【"Uh..."】

【Looking at Deadpool lowering his head to park his bicycle, the bearded uncle smiled strangely:】

【"If you really want to fight the midlife crisis, I suggest you go for something bigger."】

【"A few years ago, a friend of mine got himself an IUD! He also installed a large titanium alloy chain that went all the way down to his..."】

【Deadpool still had that half-dead face, and nothing seemed to move him. 】

【And just at this moment, Deadpool made a sharp discovery. On the sidewalk across the road, it seemed that someone was taking a photo of him. 】

【He turned his head and found that those people were all wearing the clothes of construction workers. 】

【"Am I too sensitive?"】

【Just as Deadpool was staring at the workers taking pictures, the bearded uncle next to him continued:】

【"You are so irritable today, isn't it because your birthday is coming soon?"】

【"No..."】

【Deadpool shook his head and put the matter of "photographer" behind his mind:】

【"It has nothing to do with birthdays."】

【Then Deadpool returned to his home with a gloomy face and a big beard. 】

【But as soon as he opened the door, he heard a series of cheers. 】

【"Surprise!"】

【"Puff puff puff!"】 (To read the exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

【A large number of small salutes were set off, and countless sequins fell from the sky like flowers and sprinkled on Deadpool's head. 】

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[And his living room was filled with dozens of friends and relatives, all with smiles on their faces. 】

[It turned out that today was Deadpool Wade Wilson's birthday, and all his friends, including the bearded uncle, prepared a secret surprise birthday party for him! 】

[Among these people were Deadpool's blind landlord, the black lady "Al", and an Indian taxi driver that Deadpool knew. 】

[In addition, there were several mutants from the Wiesel School for Gifted Youngsters. 】

[Including the girl "Warhead" who could release shock waves, and the Asian girl "Xue Xu". 】

[These two girls not only have superpowers, but also have strong talents in mechanics. When the power station was left, the machine was damaged, and it was these two who repaired it for Deadpool.】

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[It is precisely because of this that Deadpool can use this time machine to go back to the past and save his wife Vanessa. 】

[After that, he even used the time machine to travel through time! 】

[Among all the guests, the most conspicuous is the tall and strong "Gunlishi". 】

["Good guys, you are so lucky that I don't have a weapon in my hand now." 】

[While hugging these friends, Deadpool said with lingering fear: 】

["If it was 6 years ago when I hadn't retired, you would have been dead by now." 】[]

[Then everyone began to enjoy the party. 】

【But Deadpool was still a little depressed. Noticing his emotional problems, the blind black landlord whispered:】

【"Did you sell any cars today?"】

【"No..."】

【The black old lady smiled bitterly:】

【"Wade, you should pay the rent in three days. I can't help you pay it indefinitely."】

【"It's okay."】

【Deadpool said carelessly:】

【"I just I found some expired blood pressure pills, I can exchange them for money. ”]

[The black old lady was furious when she heard this:]

[“Do you want to kill me? You little bastard. I don’t want your expired blood pressure pills.”]

[“It’s not like I take all kinds of pills for food all day long!”]

[Hearing Deadpool’s sophistry, the black old lady gritted her teeth and said:]

[“You know what? Sometimes I pray to God. Let Him send down fire from heaven and burn you from head to toe!”]