Spoilers for Marvel Multiverse: Avengers Live Broadcast

"I'll go, it's disgusting. "

Looking at Morty on the screen with a tangled face, holding two huge mysterious fruit seeds in his hands, little Wanda showed a look of disgust.

Tony Stark, who was standing on the side, didn't care about anything stuffing PP, but focused all his attention on the gun in Rick's hand.

"You can do whatever you want...... It's amazing to have a prop that travels through a parallel universe. "

In Tony's impression, the entire group is full of countless elite talents from the multiverse......

But it seems that Dr. Manhattan is the only one who can freely teleport in the multiverse!

At the same time, Peter Parker, who was next to him, also exclaimed in a low voice:

"First the neutrino bomb, now the Dimensional Teleportation Gun!"

"These ...... Was it all developed by this old man named Rick?"

Tony glanced at Peter, a hint of confusion in his eyes.

If Rick is such a great scientist, why would he choose ...... Living in the pantry of my daughter's house?

This person can even travel freely across the multiverse!

At this time, a Bruce Wayne said in a deep voice:

"This guy named Rick...... There are too many doubts on my body. "

He told Morty that because he had gone to an overly advanced dimension and had been there for too long, the portal gun had run out of energy. "

"Since Rick can build a portal gun in the garage, and he goes to such an advanced dimension, why ...... Instead of refueling the Portal Gun?"

Master Wayne said word by word:

"Rick is lying!"

"He deliberately deceived Morty...... Helped him smuggle seeds. "

"Huh?"

When they heard this, everyone was stunned.

After a while, the sentry scratched his head and asked with a puzzled expression:

"Why did the old man do this? Did he deliberately want his grandson to use PP......?"

"Disgusting!

Little Wanda stretched out his hand to block his ears, and even his little face wrinkled:

"Who knows what this old madman is thinking? he's drunk and wants to destroy the world!

"This Morty is also stupid, he actually ran away to another dimension with this kind of person!"

"Aren't you afraid that he will throw it there and not even find the body?"

"Who knows?" said Tonisdak, spreading his hands, as if he didn't care.

"From now on, it seems that Morty really took Rick ...... Treat him as his maternal grandfather. "

Bruce Wayne didn't speak, but there was still a deep doubt in his eyes.

He always felt ...... There is something wrong with the identity of this old man!

Moreover, a man who can easily destroy the earth and travel through the multiverse will not even be able to pick the fruit from the tree, so he has to make a special trip to call his grandson?

Who would believe such an untechnical lie?

At that moment, a new image appeared on the screen.

[Image continues.] 】

[Facing his embarrassed grandson, Rick unabashedly claimed...... I have stuffed kiwifruit seeds too many times, and the back is already loose and crumbling, and I can't hold it at all. 】

[Morty saw that he had no other choice, so he could only follow Rick to the dimensional customs with a bitter face. 】

[At the same time, the dimension where Rick and Morty were originally located also had a small mess. 】

[Morty's principal makes a phone call and calls Morty's parents to the school.] 】

[The principal claims that in the past two months, Morty has only been in school for seven hours.] 】

[And the reason why he doesn't go to school is because he is in the classroom...... Rick called out. 】

[Morty's father, Jerry, was furious when he heard this, claiming that he must send Rick to a nursing home, and he must not let him continue to take his son to spoil. 】

[On the other side, Rick takes Morty to the interstellar teleportation station, which is full of alien creatures from countless multiverses, looking lively and weird. 】

[Morty made a special trip to the bathroom before passing the level and stuffed the seeds of the mysterious fruit into it.] 】

[But even Rick didn't expect that the customs would upgrade the new testing equipment. Specially tested for the PP of the passer!]

[Faced with this unexpected situation, Rick and Morty can only force their way through the level, which triggers an escape!]

[Rick came to a normal portal in the interstellar teleportation station, and wanted to use his super technology to modify the coordinates of the portal to lead to the dimension where he and Morty were. 】

[At this moment, Morty used a captured gun to start a fierce shootout with the alien soldiers in the interstellar teleportation war. 】

[At the last moment, Rick finally succeeded in entering the coordinates of his and his own dimension, and walked through the portal with Morty and returned to his own dimension. 】

[When the two returned home, they were suddenly surprised to find that Jerry, the head of the family, was already packing up Rick's things and preparing to send him to a nursing home. 】

[In the face of Rick, Jerry and his wife angrily said that Morty was not a smart child in the first place!]

[Therefore, if he wants to succeed in his studies, he must put in double the effort, and he must not skip class!]

[Seeing this, Rick was suddenly full of confidence and asked Morty to recite a series of mathematical formulas!]

[As a result, Morty's performance almost shocked his parents' eyeballs.] 】

["Pi is...... 3.1415926...... The first law of thermodynamics is ......"]

[Looking at their son who did not change color in front of them and turned his back like a stream, Jerry and his wife could hardly believe their eyes. 】

[Morty has been a stupid child who is not very smart since he was a child, how did he suddenly become a learning genius?]

[Looking at his stunned daughter and son-in-law, Rick unashamedly claimed that his own education method was the most suitable for Morty!]

[And by his side, Morty will become an excellent scientist in the future!]

[Seeing that their son has really become extremely smart, Jerry and his wife are happy, and they also decide to let Rick go and do not plan to send him to a nursing home again. 】

"Wow! that's unbelievable."] "】

[After his parents left, Morty stood in the pantry, looked at Rick and said in surprise:]

["Rick! I don't know...... Being with you makes me smarter. "】

"You're thinking so beautifully. "】

[Rick said indifferently:]

["Your temporary high intelligence is just a side effect of the kiwifruit seeds dissolving in your gut. "】

["And once the seed's potency wears off, you will lose most of your athletic functions...... and brain function, and lasts 72 hours. "】

"Simply put, in three days, you will become a semi-vegetative person. "】

["Shenma, are you kidding?"]

Morty was dumbfounded, but before he could question, a strange fluctuation suddenly spread throughout his body. 】

["Wow! uh...... Oooh oh ......"]

[The muscles all seem to be out of control.] Morty even drooled and fell to the ground hard, convulsing like a worm. 】

"It's a pity...... Morty"]

[Looking at his grandson who fell to the ground, Rick's eyes showed a nervous light, and he shouted:]

["I really need those strange seeds, but I can only use two of them to get rid of your nasty parents!"]

["So, you'll have to get more seeds for me next!"]

"Not only that, but we will have more adventures in the future. "】

[Speaking of this, Rick's whole person became excited:]

As long as you follow me, we will achieve great things, and even you will be a part of them. "】

["You and I will be together for 100 years, and you and I will be together forever...... Hahaha......"]

[As Rick laughs maniacally, the screen fades.] 】

in the live broadcast room.

"I'll go, this old man is crazy. "

Looking at Rick's nervous and crazy appearance, little Wanda turned her head with a disgusted face:

"He wants to be with his grandson forever?

Bruce Wayne pondered for a moment and said in a deep voice:

"I've always felt that there was something wrong with this Rick, and that he was definitely more than just a ...... A prodigal son who only turned back after abandoning his daughter for 20 years!"

"If I'm not mistaken, the reason why he came to this house, and did not hesitate to live in the storeroom, was for the sake of the kid named Morty. "

"The identity of this child...... It's definitely not easy!"

"Huh, the guy who stuffed something into the PP?"

Little Wanda looked up and Tony Starck looked at each other, and they both saw the suspicion in each other's eyes.

From the current point of view, Rick is indeed an unfathomable figure, even ...... Very close to those "mad scientists" in the traditional sense!

But Morty is a bit of a silly teenager.

What great identity can such a stupid boy have?

At this time, Master Wayne closed his mouth and stopped talking, but several thoughts flashed in his heart.

"Is it a coincidence that those kiwifruit seeds Morty hid in his body just solved a pressing problem for Rick?"

"If it's not a coincidence, could it be that he had the idea from the beginning?"

Morty's room.

"Won't it?"

Looking at the screen, drooling, convulsive, and seemingly extremely painful, Morty couldn't help but shiver.

Then, he looked directly at Rick. Screamed loudly:

"Wait a minute, Rick, you don't really want me to ...... What seeds can you transport with PP?"

"I'll start by saying that, next time you're going to take me on an adventure, you'll have to fill up the energy of the portal gun. "

"I definitely won't...... Stuff that thing into the PP. "

Looking at his grandson with an anxious face, Rick reached out and plucked his ears indifferently:

"Okay, okay, you're really verbose. "

"If this continues...... You remind me of your mother......"

As he spoke, an indescribable glint flashed in Rick's eyes.

If you don't use the seeds of the Mystic Fruit, then how can you make Morty smart?

If Jerry and his wife think...... Taking risks on your own will affect Morty's studies, so what to do?

"Forget it, if Morty really doesn't want to, next time...... Just do it to his parents. "

Rick snorted secretly.

Want to stop yourself from going on an adventure with Morty?

Even God doesn't want to do it!

And at this moment, the screen that had been dim suddenly lit up again.

[Video continued]

[At Morty's school, the school is broadcasting, and tonight is their annual flu season dance.] 】

[On the radio, the headmaster is saying inconsistencies loudly:]

"If you have the flu, please stay at home and don't go out. "】

["We held this dance party to remind everyone to take precautions against the flu, not to encourage everyone to go out and dance......"]

[Morty has always had a crush on Jessica, the school girl in middle school,]

[At tonight's prom, he'd love to invite Jessica to dance with him.] 】

[But Morty also knew that Jessica couldn't look down on him at all...... Clumsy little boy. 】

[Back home, Morty confides in his father about his unrequited love. 】

[Rick rushed out and interjected:]

["Please, if I were you, I wouldn't be looking for this...... The guy who my daughter in high school and asked for love advice. "】

["Besides, his current marriage is in jeopardy. "】

"There is no problem with my marriage. Jerry exclaimed with an unhappy face. 】

"Say whatever you want. "】

[Rick walked up to Morty and said indifferently:]

["What humans call 'love' is nothing but some kind of chemical reaction that forces animals to reproduce. "】

"This chemistry is strong at first, but it will fade slowly. "】

"In the end, it will only leave you with a failed marriage. "】

"I am like this, and your parents will soon be like this. "】

[Suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed at the tip of Morty's nose, Rick clenched his fists, and a serious look appeared on his face:]

["You have to break this meaningless cycle and give up the grave of marriage!

["That's what really counts!"]

[Originally, Rick thought that his drink, which was like a morning bell, could wake up Morty. 】

[Let him give up women's sex from now on and concentrate on science.] 】

[But no one expected that this stupid boy only had Jessica's face in his mind at the moment, and even ran to Rick's storage room and said something terrible to him. 】

["Rick, you say...... Love is just chemicals. "】

["So...... Can you make a love substance that will make Jessica fall in love with me from now on?"]

[Rick just continued to develop his own device, and said without even raising his head.] 】

["Morty, this request of yours is just a waste of my precious time, and it is not worth mentioning at all!"]

"Go and hand me that screwdriver."] "】

["What's that?"

[At the thought of the cute Miss Jessica, the excited Morty suddenly became angry :]

["Rick, I've been helping you do this and that all along, I just need you to do me a favor today, is it that difficult?"]

["I decided, if you refuse to help me, I will ignore you in the future. "】

["Boy, your wings are really hard. "】

[Rick glanced at Morty coldly, and casually took out a test tube from a pile of clutter:]

"It's called oxytocin, and I can use it to make people fall in love with you."] "】

"Now, give me a little bit of your DNA. 】

["No, no, no, you don't have to unzip it, I just need a hair from you."] "】

"Hell, Morty, this isn't Game of Thrones. "】

[Pulling a hair from Morty's head, Rick mixes the hair with oxytocin to create a new potion.] 】

["Well, Morty, you just apply this potion to someone, and she will love you forever, and only you. "】

["Wow! thank you so much! Grandpa Rick!"]

[Morty, who is very excited with the potion in his hand...... Even honorifics are used. 】

[But after a while, he suddenly remembered one more thing, and hurriedly asked worriedly:]

["Rick, does this potion have any side effects?"]

[Rick said coldly, "Who do you think I am, hurry up and use it, Morty! "】

[And just after Morty happily took the potion and left, Rick in the storage room suddenly raised his head and said a word:]

["Unless...... The girl had the flu. "】

"Ha ???"

In his room, Morty was taken aback, turned his head to look at Rick, and asked in disbelief:

"Flu, that's the flu season ball! anyone can get the flu!"

"What happens if you get the flu with this potion?"

Rick pursed his lips lightly and said in an indifferent tone:

"It's not going to be good, it's just contagious. "

"Let everyone who is infected ...... All forever in love with you. "

"I'll !!"

Morty opened his mouth, his pupils dilated, and his face was full of horror, almost thinking that he had misheard.

"What? Everybody's in love with me? What are you kidding?"

PS: Next up is "Infinite Multiverse, Nothing Makes Sense"!o(* ̄) ̄*)o