Star Crossed In Time

I sigh and step into the bathroom. I walk over to the toilet and take a deep breath... "This is the toilet... just aim and shoot... Once you're done peeing... push this button. Okay! Any questions? No? Great! I'll leave you to it!" 

I quickly run out of the bathroom with a red face. Good lord... I hope I never have to do that again!

Bai Lei watches Nova run out of the bathroom and quickly shut the door. He turns back to the shiny toilet with a frown. He walks over and looks inside to see clean fresh water! This was a toilet!? Maybe she meant it was a sink? 

Bai Lei looks around the super clean white bathroom with confusion. Should he just pee in it? She told him it was a toilet, not a sink. If he ends up peeing in a sink, it's her fault! He steps closer to the shiny thing and looks down to see another problem... 

Bai Lei sighs and spends another five minutes trying to figure out how to unbutton his pants and "Unzip" them. Once he figures out, he's finally able to relieve himself. After he completes his business, he looks at all the buttons with confusion.

She said to push the button but there's more than one! Bai Lei looks to the door then back to the shiny toilet in destress. He can't call her in here... he doesn't want her seeing his pee! Screw it! He leans over and pushes all the buttons. 

The shiny toilet starts making a bunch of noise as freshwater is seen rushing in as the pee quickly disappears! Bai Lei leans in closer with amazement when suddenly, he's hit in the face with a jet of cold water! He quickly tries to cover his face and stop the water by hitting the buttons up top but it only seems to be making it worse!

Bai Lei yells out as he struggles to stop the powerful jet of water but nothing he does seems to help. Suddenly he hears a knock at the door "Are you okay? ..... What's that noise!?" Bai Lei turns to tell Nova that everything is fine but the water shoots him in the ear as he slips and falls.

When I hear a loud "bang" I quickly open the door to find Bai Lei on the floor, fighting the toilet! Omg!!! I quickly run over to stop the massive amount of water being shot out at him but I slip and fall! I slide straight into Bai Lei, knocking him over on top of me as toilet water sprays all around us.

"Let me up! Let me up!!! I'm literally laying in toilet water!!" I yell and struggle to stand up but the floor was now completely soaked. Bai Lei quickly gets up and starts hitting the buttons once again. "STOP!!! YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE!" I say at the top of my lungs. 

Bai Lei sputters against the water as he says "I'm trying to make it stop!! What kind of possessed toilet do you have!?" I crawl over to the toilet and try to dodge the jet of water in order to hit the "Kill switch" but Bai Lei slips again and grabs my pants. 

The cool air on my ass was the first indication that something had gone terribly wrong... but when I hear Bai Lei suck in loudly, I know without a doubt... my bare ass was now in his face. I struggle to quickly pull up my pants up as I yell "Don't loooook!!!"

I get my pants up but they're all twisted up and beyond repair as I finally hit the "off" button. I slowly lean back and sit in the puddle on the floor as I try to wipe the water off my face. Bai Lei sits behind me in complete silence.

The only thing that can be heard is the steady dripping from the water all over the bathroom as I turn to look at Bai Lei. He stares back at me with a blank look as I say "Get. Out." Bai Lei nods his head and carefully gets up. He walks all the way out of the bathroom and quietly shuts the door behind him.

As soon as the door is shut, Bai Lei's face turns as red as a tomato! He covers his mouth with his hand and walks to the kitchen in silence. Being this wet would normally be chilly but at the moment, he felt like he was burning up with a fever. 

After Bai Lei left, I continue to sit in the puddle for several long minutes. "It never happened... this never happened and he didn't see anything!" I grit my teeth and begin cleaning up the bathroom. After cleaning the whole thing up, I quickly strip down and step into the shower. 

I wanted to get the toilet water off as soon as possible! The floors were still slightly wet but they would take some time to completely dry. I close the glass door and step under the warm water. I grab the shampoo and begin scrubbing my hair when the door to the bathroom suddenly burst open.

I jump and look over to see Bai Lei running back in "It started again!?" He says in a panic causing my heart to nearly stop. He slips on the floor and slides to a stop, right on the other side of the glass door. We stare at each other for a few seconds before I start screaming at the top of my lungs. 

"What the hell are you doing back in here!?" I yell and try to cover myself up but a luffa can only cover up so much! "I.. I heard water and thought that the toilet was spraying again!" He says quickly looking away.

The water washes the soap in my eyes making me suck in at the pain. "Ah... you made me get soap in my eyes! If I go blind it's all your fault! Get out!" I say as I struggle to wash the soap away. Suddenly I feel a burst of cold air before large hands are grabbing my face in a panic.

"Why would you use something that could blind you!? Quickly lean your head back!" Bai Lei says in a panic as I nearly start foaming at the mouth. "figure of speech! It's a figure of speech! For the love of everything holy, please get out! I'm naked!"