What should you do when facing a yandere girl or a nympho?
Young Master Jiang has told you with his actual actions!
Why are yandere girls so scary? In the final analysis, isn't it because of whether you love her enough?
Confucius said: Yue (the first tone of yue)
In front of Jiang Che, yandere girls and nymphos are useless. A man with strong comprehensive ability like Jiang Che is not afraid of little nymphos at all.
A short separation is better than a new marriage. Jiang Che spent a day taking Bai Jie out for a date.
Just like cooking, stewing meat in a big pot is simple, but it is easy to burn the pot. Occasionally, it is also good to have some small stir-fried dishes.
As an old scumbag, Jiang Che naturally takes girls to a variety of places for dates.
Where do most people go on dates? Amusement parks, movie theaters, or shopping malls and parks.
But Jiang Che is different. He took Bai Jie to skydiving directly!
The feeling of jumping from a height of several thousand meters, the thrill of free fall... even if Jiang Che is a master, he can still feel that kind of exhilaration.
Little Bai Jie doesn't know how to parachute, so Jiang Che, the old driver, takes her to jump hand in hand. The two of them are tied together, one in front and one behind, and do a double fancy parachute jump!
After landing, Bai Jie's legs are soft, and she even needs Jiang Che to hold her to walk.
In this regard, Bai Jie is obviously not as good as her sister Bai Qiangwei.
Bai Qiangwei was born as a mercenary, so she has naturally practiced high-altitude parachuting.
Jiang Che once took Qiangwei to play high-altitude parachuting. It was a very wonderful parachuting experience. The cooperation was very tacit, and the two of them were like one.
"Jiang Che, after my study during this period of time, I think I can be admitted to the same school as you"
Looking at the determined eyes of little Bai Jie, Jiang Che's heart snapped, it's over... I forgot to tell Bai Jie when discussing which school to apply for.
In fact, Bai Jie's original grades were very good, and it was easy for her to be admitted to Z University.
"Um... Xiao Jie, after discussion, we decided to apply for Z University in this city"
The expression on the girl's face froze instantly.
Z University?
She worked hard for so long, and it only took two months to raise her grades to a higher level!
She felt that it would not be a big problem for her to be admitted to Yan University...
In fact, according to her original grades, it was easy to be admitted to Z University, so wouldn't her two months of time be wasted?
She didn't feel bad that her two months of hard work were wasted, she cared more about... not seeing Jiang Che for these two months!
Jiang Che gently rubbed Bai Jie's head and carried her into the bedroom. The little girl played with her all day and had exhausted her physical strength.
Bai Jie did not catch up with the good times, and now she is still an ordinary person. Jiang Che's other girls have now entered the cultivation of ancient martial arts and become ancient martial artists.
"Hehe... Jiang Che, you cheated on us again."
Yu Wan'er, who was lying on the sofa, rolled her eyes at Jiang Che, her tone full of disdain for him.
This little Lolita has never been afraid. You beat her up, but you can only take care of her for three days at most. It's typical that the scar heals and forgets the pain.
Yu Wan'er sat on the sofa, eating potato chips and watching soap operas, with her two short legs on Ye Mengyao's thighs. Qin Qiaoqiao also sat on the sofa. The girls usually get along very well.
Jiang Che doesn't have to worry about things like fighting for favor and beauty.
"Hey, hey, don't kiss me with your stinky mouth that you kissed other women!"
Yu Wan'er was in a bad mood and a little angry. She kicked Jiang Che with her short legs.
But Jiang Che grabbed her ankle and lifted her up from the sofa.
It was like lifting a chicken.
"What are you doing? I'm going to fall down"
It's not a pleasant feeling to stand upside down, and this is a three-dimensional world, there are no anti-gravity skirts.
With a bang, Yu Wan'er's nightgown directly covered her face, revealing only two short legs as white as jade.
"Dead pervert, let me go, you perverted loli control!"
"Hehe, don't tickle the soles of my feet, you stinky fish, hahaha~~~"
Poor Yu Wan'er was taken away like this.
Ye Mengyao seemed to have formed a habit, "I'll go ask Wan'er for three days off..."
Qin Qiaoqiao reminded Ye Mengyao helplessly, "Yaoyao, we have graduated"
Ye Mengyao: "..."
"Uh, the ointment at home is used up, I'll go buy some ointment for Wan'er"
"This is OK!"
......
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully squandering 5 million and getting a double return of 10 million]
"Sure enough, following Young Master Jiang is the best decision I have ever made in my life!"
JustJust now, Chu Tao slapped the faces of those rich second-generations with money.
The most important thing is... his childhood sweetheart also regretted it and wanted to reconcile with him, but he rejected her directly.
But after all, he and Feng Qianqian had an eight-year relationship, and suddenly broke up... I still feel empty in my heart.
"Woo woo woo~~~ Brother Monkey, what should I do? I feel like I can't let her go"
Next to Chu Tao, there stood a man with a pointed face and monkey cheeks, with a Shamatte hairstyle, but wearing a suit.
It was Monkey!
Monkey patted Chu Tao's shoulder gently, "Don't be afraid, brother, isn't it just a woman? There are many beautiful women in the world, why do you have to love one flower alone?"
Chu Tao sniffed, he felt that this big brother Monkey's face was full of stories.
"Brother Monkey... you must have dated a lot, right?"
"No, I haven't"
Chu Tao: "..."
After saying so much, it turns out that he is a virgin like me!
"But little brother, sometimes it's too troublesome to talk about girlfriends, and sometimes women can make your scalp numb when they act up"
"So... your brother Monkey will take you to broaden your horizons tonight"
The words of the monkey made Chu Tao's eyes light up.
Could it be... could it be... could it be that Brother Monkey is going to take him to a man's paradise?
He had only heard of that kind of place, but had never been there.
"Brother Monkey, I still have 100,000 yuan in my hand, can you find me a clean and beautiful girl? I'm still a virgin, and I don't want to meet the biological mother for the first time"
The monkey was stunned and slapped Chu Tao's head hard.
"What do you know? Come with me... I'm going to open your eyes today. Since you just broke up and are very pitiful, I will give you my 'wife' to play with for two days..."
Chu Tao was shocked after hearing this, "Brother Monkey! Brother Monkey, you can't do this. Although I have the heart of a thief, I don't want to be a thief."
Isn't this brother Monkey too righteous? He wants to lend his wife to himself for two days right away?
Where can you find a brother with such noble qualities?
Touched, want to cry!
But soon, Chu Tao was dumbfounded.
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