Starry Sky Railway: Start by looking for a marriage partner for the rich pharmacist

After Ah Ha sang "The Temptation of Lang", Bai Yu also brought out a big screen. After turning off Ah Ha's karaoke music and playing some pure music to ease the atmosphere, Bai Yu jumped off the Jianmu branch and continued to explain the matchmaking activity for Yaoshi. "Ladies and gentlemen, all the guests who have come to apply and all the audience who have come to support us, first of all, thank you for your strong support, which has allowed this matchmaking event to continue."

"Let me introduce you again. The person sitting on the Jianmu tree is the matchmaking target for this event - Fengzao Yaoshi."

"[Yaoshi], in the past, in the present, and in the future."

"She is the great master who controls life, the king of mercy who controls healing, and the guide for every living being to pursue eternity."

"She lives in the real and virtual universes, and her kindness spreads across heaven and earth."

"Now, she no longer wanders around in the universe. She appears here to fulfill wishes and find the best partner to travel with her."

"There are seven guests who have accepted the invitation and want to travel with Yaoshi. Next, let's get to know the guests present."

Bai Yu waved his hand solemnly.

The spotlight immediately focused on position [1].

"Female guest number 1 is a traveler from Teyvat, [Ying]!"

At position [1], Ying and Paimon were eating sweet flower-stuffed chicken for lunch...

Seeing the lights shining on them, Paimon froze in place with a chicken leg in his mouth.

The social terrorist Ying was not panicked at all. She calmly took out a tissue and wiped her mouth and hands elegantly.

Then she picked up the microphone and began to introduce herself.

"My name is Ying, and I'm an experienced world traveler."

"My hobbies are appreciating all kinds of beautiful things, finding treasure chests, opening treasure chests, completing quests, drawing cards, playing... games, and looking for a brother."

Ying showed a natural smile, "The main reason I came here to participate in the marriage proposal is that I have been trapped in Teyvat for too long and I haven't found my brother... If I can get the favor of the pharmacist sister, maybe I can find my brother soon."

"You're a very good child." The pharmacist's soft voice sounded.

"Well, even the pharmacist affirmed Ying's speech... Then, Ying, you have a VCR, do you choose to play it?" Bai Yu asked.

"VCR?" Ying was puzzled.

"It's a video about you, which will be played on the big screen."

"Uh... I don't seem to remember such a video." Ying tilted her head, quite curious, "When was it recorded?"

"The veins of Teyvat record a lot of things. I read some of the content and thought it was good, so I made it into a video. Of course, we respect your choice. Do you choose to play the VCR? This may further gain the favor of the pharmacist?"

"There shouldn't be any scenes that are not suitable for children." Ying is still very concerned about her own innocence.

"There isn't any. Say no to pornography, gambling and drugs, starting with you, me and him."

"Then I'm relieved, play it." Ying nodded.

"Then, everyone, please look at the big screen."

Bai Yu raised his hand and snapped his fingers.

The black screen began to appear.

"Daily Life of Travelers"

At the same time, the opening theme of "On the Tip of the Tongue" began to play.

The screen switched, and Ying stood on the statue of the Wind God in Mondstadt, looking into the distance.

As she summoned the system map, she began to select purple tasks close to the teleportation anchor point and teleported.

The narrator began to dub.

"High-end travelers often only need the simplest way to do daily tasks."

"Our level 60 new adventurer, Ying, today's tasks are [Dangerous Climbing], [Pigeons, Ducks, Children], [Do as You Say!], [Mr. Albert, Stop Rushing——!]."

"[Dangerous Climbing]: Just destroy the two sentry towers of the Hill Climbers."

The screen on the big screen turned.

On the plain, Ying was not paying attention when she was destroying the sentry tower, and was directly hit by the wooden shield Hill Climb thug with a shield.

The picture was frozen when Ying was hit and flew into the sky, and the narrator explained again.

"[Pigeons, ducks, children]: Send wheat to the ducks in the river to eat, don't let them steal the pigeons' food."

The scene on the screen changed.

Beside the bridge, after spreading the wheat, Ying was hit by the greedy ducks from behind and fell directly into the river.

The voice of the narrator sounded.

"[Do what you say!]: Help the disabled profiteer Zhidong solve his troubles."

The Ying in the picture is an honest traveler who hurts himself by helping others solve their troubles.

"[Mr. Albert, stop rushing——!]"The Ying in the picture is a good person who persuades people to be good, and she fell down when she left.

Ying in question: "..."

If she remembers correctly, in the first mission, she went back angrily after being sent flying and cleared the entire camp of the Hill Climbers...

In the second mission, she killed all the ducks that were tired of living, and when she came back, she also collected a wave of pigeons on the bridge.

In the third mission, when she left, she beat up the profiteer and paid a thousand Moras for medical expenses.

The fourth one is one of the few relatively normal situations...

Of the four scenes, three of them are so tight that they will be exposed if they are cut a few seconds longer...

Bai Yu knows marketing accounts.

"Ying in the VCR is a kind and helpful person, but she always gets hurt inadvertently while helping others. She is the kind of careless but kind-hearted girl."

"Now, we have a better understanding of her. So, guest [1] Ying, do you have anything to say to the pharmacist?"

"Like a decisive word or something."

Bai Yu waved his hand, and the spotlight focused on Ying again.

"I'm sorry to make fun of you all in the VCR." Ying smiled naturally, "I want to say to the pharmacist sister, you can't choose me for love. Your sister Ying is so sweet."

"Puff——"

The pharmacist covered his mouth and chuckled, "The little guy is so cute."

She walked down from the Jianmu, and almost in an instant, she came in front of Ying, stretched out one hand in front of Ying, turned it over, and revealed a red fruit pinched between the thumb and middle finger.

"This is a gift."

"Ah... Thank you, pharmacist sister." Ying was stunned for a moment, then took the fruit.

The stage was still some distance away from their guest seats, and the other party arrived almost silently in an instant.

She was a little surprised.

"You're welcome, this is what you deserve."

The pharmacist smiled, did not make a second contact with Ying, and turned back to Jianmu.

Bai Yu on the stage glanced at Aha behind him.

This guy actually started to click on the chat group again...

Forget it.

He still has to be the host.

Bai Yu raised his hand.

"Okay! Guest [1] Ying's speech received a gift from the pharmacist, then guest [2] Paimon--"

"Paimon abstains."

Paimon said this as the spotlight just focused on Paimon.

She was originally accompanying Ying, who knows if Bai Yu has a problem with reading comprehension, and actually arranged a separate seat for her...

She is obviously one with the traveler Ying! ! !

"Are you sure you want to give up, little Paimon?"

"Paimon is sure to give up."

"Unfortunately, guest [2] Paimon has given up. Let's move the spotlight to guest [3]."

Bai Yu was not surprised. Following his command, the spotlight focused on guest [3]. "Female guest [3] is the Lord of Extinction from the Antimatter Corps, Huanlong."

"Oh? Is it my turn?"

Huanlong smiled, put down the round fan in her hand, and introduced herself, "My name is Huanlong, Lord of Extinction One of the princes, hobbies are destruction. "" It is true, destruction may not be seen, but it does not prevent me from carrying the will of my god of destruction. The host and the marriageman, "I don't know if the little woman can say this completely?" "Hahahaha, what is the unspeakable?" Aha jumped off the branch, haha ​​laughed. [Lan] Forever good, [rich] [patrol] to have a nest, the cubs all embarked on the destroyed life, and finally became the extinction of the anti -material legion. On his deathbed.

Huanlong left his last words: "I wish that the universe stage of [Game] and [Joy] Star God will be better and better. If there are any activities next time, don't forget to invite me to watch the show."

The audience was in an uproar.

"It's worth remembering." Fu Li.

On the stage.

"..." Pharmacist.

"..." Lan.

"Le." Aha.

"Uh. Guest [3] is considered to have given up... In this way, another guest has given up in the matchmaking competition, and the competition is greatly reduced. Come on, everyone."

Bai Yu waved his hand, and the spotlight pointed to guest [0], "Next, let's move the spotlight to the next guest.On a guest."

"Guest No. [0], the hunting star god from Xianzhou, Lan, is the one most likely to be favored by the pharmacist in this matchmaking!"

"Pa-pa-pa-pa!"

Aha clapped his hands.

Bai Yu also clapped his hands and continued, "Now, please let Lan make a victory declaration."

Lan: "[Game], you beep, beep, beep!" (He's a fucking bastard)

Dialog box translation: [[Game], you did a good job!]

Lan: "[Happy], you beep, beep, beep!" (He's also a fucking lunatic)

Dialog box translation: [[Happy], you did a good job too!]

Lan: "[Feng Rao], you beep! ” (Wait for death)

Dialog box translation: [[Feng Rao], you are the best!]

Lan looked up at the dialog box floating above his head, raised his hand and shot an arrow.

The light arrow went straight through the dialog box without causing any damage.

“…”

He lowered his head and looked at Bai Yu.

He understood now.

If you want to ignore the rules in the field of [Game], you must either break the rules or kill the [Game] that made the rules.

Why are the new star gods so abnormal now?

With [Destruction] in front and [Game] behind, neither of them can let Him take revenge properly.

Lan turned his gaze and looked at To the Cloud Cavalry next to him...

Qing Xuantian felt the gaze of Lord Emperor Gong Siming.

He subconsciously held his head high and held the weapon tightly in his hand.

Maybe he could help...

As long as Emperor Gong Siming gave an attacking gesture.

Then he, Qing Xuantian, would go to the battlefield to kill the enemy, and go through fire and water without hesitation.

He had even made the mental plan to lead the troops, and in his mind he had simulated the scene of himself carrying a weapon to charge and make a feint attack, and then unfortunately died under the pile of branches that seemed to have low lethality.

Who knows.

Emperor Gong Siming pointed at the ancestor of longevity and plague and said to him: "Go, give him two slaps."

People are ruthless and don't talk much, you are the brother of society, Lan

"..."

Are you kidding...

I can't fly, and I have to accept the review of the two star gods when I go over...

And you are talking so loudly, everyone can hear it.

How dare I move?

Qing Xuantian secretly groaned in his heart.

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