Start a Base

After Li Yunpeng arranged everything, he ordered Li Dun to secretly take out a gravity bomb and place it somewhere 100,000 kilometers away from the orbit of Saturn.

Then aim all observation equipment here and stand by at any time.

......

Wang Lang received the task and finally ended his empty days.

He no longer remembers the last time he worked, how many years ago it was.

Although I receive a salary that ordinary people envy every month, I always feel that something is missing in my heart.

"Amerian civilization, here I am!"

Wang Langdun was very proud and couldn't wait to start work.

However, when things came to an end, he discovered that there was no office space for the diplomatic department in the floating city!

"Fuck! Do evil!"

No way, Wang Lang could only go to the administrative center and ask for help.

Fortunately, no one dares not cooperate with the task of Lord Lord.

The Administration Center quickly cleaned up a temporary office for Wang Lang, and scribbled the words "Interstellar Ministry of Foreign Affairs" on the door, and then handed it over to Wang Lang to use.

The matter was urgent, Wang Lang didn't care, he plunged into the office and began to analyze the Kia Merah civilization intelligence.

The Amerian fleet is in Jupiter's orbit at this time, and communication within the solar system can basically be achieved by humans.

After grasping all the information, Wang Lang picked up the phone and asked the communications department to contact the Amerian civilization.

Ubud was suffocated with a terrible anger, and since it came to Jupiter's orbit, it seemed to have transformed into a powder keg.

The assistants around him changed crop after crop. In the corner of his office alone, there were a few chopped tentacles piled up.

Therefore, the subordinates around it have been in a state of fear and trembling all day, because I don’t know when the Ubud leader will emit an evil fire. If you don’t cut off a few tentacles, it will definitely not be calmed down. of.

Therefore, after receiving the communication signal sent by humans, the subordinates hesitated for a long time before they mustered the courage to report.

"Commander, commander-in-chief...the human being asked to call."

"Humans! Damn humans! Waiting for me to replenish energy and build an industrial system..." At this point, Ubud stopped. After a long time, it said a little annoyed: "Fuck! How long is that? Time!"

subordinate:"......"

Since Master Commander came to Jupiter's orbit, his mind has not been very clear, and he has not grasped the point at all.

It has to be reminded again.

"Master commander, humans request a call..."

"Call? I have nothing to say with them!"

subordinate:"......"

"Okay, the subordinate understands."

Ubud turned around, "You know what a fart, come in, I'll ask them what they want to do!"

"......Yes!"

After the call was connected, Ubud didn't speak, so he threw the microphone away.

"Damn human beings, they don't even have quantum communication. You can only hear a word for a long time, just talk!"

Subsequently, Ubud used quantum technology to control the seeds and realize direct instant communication with humans.

......

Wang Lang was hung up, a little confused, but fortunately, the phone rang again after a while.

He stretched his head and saw that it was a set of human phone numbers, and he was strange, does anyone know the special line of my interstellar diplomatic department?

After a while, he then picked up the phone, "Crack? I'm Wang Lang."

On the other end of the phone, Ubud waited for a long time before the call was transferred to the human representative. An unnamed anger came from his heart.

"Damn human beings, it takes so long to answer a phone call, what a time-wasting creature!"

Wang Lang: "???"

Alien?

He put down the microphone and ran out to ask for a round before he realized that it turned out that it was an alien who controlled Bai Mo. Bai Mo used the phone to call the temporary interstellar diplomatic office to establish a real-time communication.

After clarifying the ins and outs, Wang Lang returned to the office and picked up the handset. On the phone, the alien was still repeating and yelling weakly.

"You humble reptile, are you listening to me? Is this the way humans communicate? You are simply shameless, you are interstellar rubbish, I will definitely treat you..."

"Hello, I am Wang Lang."

When Ubud heard it, someone finally came, but he scolded for half an hour by himself, until he felt a little tired.

"I care who you are? Damn human beings, why do you want to talk to me?"

Wang Lang snorted coldly in his heart, this person is really just like the intelligence said, his personality is extremely arrogant, and he obviously has the willingness to communicate with humans, but there is a tone of disgust in his words.

The fact is really so, Ubud urgently needs to communicate with humans in order to be able to analyze how many **** planetary shields they still have.

Wang Lang said: "I am Wang Lang, the chief officer of the Human Interstellar Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Before communicating, do you need to introduce yourself?"

Ubud: "No!"

Wang Lang: "That's hanging up."

"Wait!" Ubud hurriedly stopped, "Mad, why don't you play the cards according to the routine?"

"Stop talking nonsense, you just need to follow my routine."

Ubud: "..."

It comforted it in its heart, as it was a necessary sacrifice in order to obtain information.

"I am Ubud, commander of the advance fleet of the Second Expeditionary Corps of the Amerian Civilization."

"Oh, it turned out to be Xiaowu, hello, hello." Wang Lang said.

Ubud: "???"

"My name is Ubud, what is Xiaowu? I can't understand."

"Hey, maybe you say that your alien heads are letting the door squeeze through. You don’t understand? Listen to me to explain to you. For example, if I call my son or grandson, I will add an'in front of his name. "Small' characters, to show kindness." Wang Lang said.

Ubud's mind was in chaos. Is the social relationship of human civilization so chaotic?

and many more!

"Are you stepping on a horse and saying that I am your son and grandson?"

Wang Lang laughed, "You can understand it, but I don't have unfilial descendants like you!"

Ubud was furious.

"Human, you are playing with fire!"

Wang Lang didn't care, "Yes, then you come to hit me?"

Ubud said bitterly: "Sooner or later, I will completely wipe out you and your entire civilization!"

Wang Lang: "But you can't get in..."

Ubud almost suffocated to death in one breath, this grandson really doesn't open the pot or lift it!

"Huh, don't think that a few planetary shields are great!"

Wang Lang said to himself: "Hey? I agree with what you said. You have to say that we are powerful, but we only have planetary shields. You want to say that we are not powerful? Only we have planetary shields..."

Ubud: "..."

"Humans only have a mouth left. You have the ability to surpass me in technology!"

Wang Lang: "Your technology is so good?"

Ubud: "That's natural."

Wang Lang: "But, you can't get in..."

Ubud: ;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`