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Chapter 1581: It’s very abnormal (I went to bed too la
Chapter 1581 is very abnormal (sleeping too late, you need to go to bed early to maintain your health)
Duanmuhuai once thought that the gods in mythology were stupid.
Why do we have to lose our memory when we are reincarnated? Isn't this very bloody?
However, after experiencing the facts, he discovered that - indeed, the wisdom of the ancestors is unquestionable.
I really want to die......
At this moment, Duanmu Huai had a look of despair on his face.
When do you usually start remembering things?
He must be two or three years old, or maybe when he grows up, he may not even remember things clearly about when he was two or three years old.
But what would it be like to be reincarnated as a baby with the memories of an adult?
Two words.
hell.
It was hell.
To be honest, Duanmu Huai has never felt so powerless. Reborn as a baby with the memories of an adult, it would be pure hell!
My body doesn't listen to me, and I can't speak. No matter I'm sleepy, tired, hungry, or whatever, I can only scream. For an ordinary child, this can be said to be normal, but for an adult, this is very unbearable!
Duanmu Huai still remembered that he had seen the kind of "baby play" in Kabukicho in another world. A group of gangsters were wearing diapers and lying in the arms of girls with pacifiers in their mouths. "Babu Babu", he said at that time I wonder if these people are mentally disturbed.
Now that Duanmu Huai has traveled through time and become a baby, he just feels...well, he is indeed mentally disturbed!
How could a normal adult have such a hobby? Why do you have this hobby?
Even if you say it's asking for maternal love, this is too twisted!
Sure enough, the ancestors are still smart. As long as they lose their memory, what happened before has nothing to do with them. It is like an NPC managed by the system. When the memory is restored, it is equivalent to the end of the trusteeship and the control is taken back. There is no need to encounter Those bad things in the early days!
Sure enough, **** is still spicy!
And the family I was born into also had some problems.
Because the one who gave birth to me was actually a girl and an idol! And the biological father is unknown!
Wow, how can I put it... This industry is really dark...
It is impossible for such a mother to give birth to a normal child. Duanmuhuai also has a younger sister. In his opinion, this younger sister - well, Bisajyuye is not normal yet.
She seemed to be the reincarnation of someone, but she didn't seem to have any special abilities, and she seemed to be obsessed with her idol mother - to be honest, Duanmu Huai was speechless with her enthusiasm. Not only that, in the middle of the night, this guy would also use his mobile phone to talk to those idol fans, and cursed him with such dirty words... It was completely incomprehensible that he was a baby.
Well, this reminded Duanmu Huai of a saying he once said - on the Internet, no one knows you are a dog.
Now this sentence can be changed - on the Internet, no one knows that you are a baby.
By the way, because it was very troublesome, Duanmuhuai pretended not to notice her weird behavior. After all, Duanmuhuai couldn't understand what good things were about idols. Perhaps to the ordinary people at the bottom, idols are high-ranking stars, but for Duanmu Huai, who once held a high position, idols are just actors who can be called around. This so-called popularity and reputation, in addition to It can be converted into money to a certain extent and has little other effect.
However, when he was a teacher in school, Duanmu Huai had seen those fanatical star-chasers trying their best to benefit other people about their favorite celebrities, which was almost as crazy as MLM. Considering that she and she were still twins, if this thing found out that he was also reincarnated, he might also brainwash himself into a pyramid scheme, so Duanmuhuai pretended that he didn't know anything and let her watch the TV show alone. Go crazy.
Having said that, why should you reincarnate yourself into such a world that is nothing special and reincarnate into such a special child? Although the GM also reminded yourself before, happiness does not necessarily mean making yourself happy, but also making others happy. Pleasure, but is this okay?
Of course, considering that generally speaking, if a child is born into an acting family, it is natural that he will follow the path of acting. Moreover, Duanmu Huai's body in this world is not his real body, but a clone of the character in the game, a goddess-level NPC with MAX charm skills. From this point of view, it is obviously not impossible to become an idol in the future...
But that refers to a normal acting family. Is this family normal?
My mother is an idol. She goes out early and comes back late every day. She sings and dances as the C-position of the idol group. She and her younger sister are subordinate to the president and his wife of the agency. Fortunately, everyone is very busy, so the care of the baby is limited to eating. As long as he has enough food and drink, he is somewhat comfortable without the constant care of him 24 hours a day.
But then again...is this really okay?
Duanmuhuai is speechless every time he watches idol programs on TV.
After all, if an idol gave birth to a child out of wedlock, it would definitely be a big scandal, and in the final analysis, the idol industry sells dreams. More importantly, all of this is supported by fans with real money. In other words, the house they live in now, the materials they use, and the money they provide all come from fans.
Fans, on the other hand, knew nothing about their idol's true situation, so they offered her confessions in such a ignorant way, and they might even have given everything they had to her.
Even if it's to make money, this is too unscrupulous, just like those women in college who cheated their spare money to date other men. It would be strange if they didn't get stabbed to death if this came to light.
From Duanmu Huai's point of view, it would be safer to graduate early and find a serious job before the Dong Chuang incident happened. So what if it becomes popular, the money may be spent or earned.
It's a pity that he is just a kid at the moment and has no qualifications to interfere with the other party's career plans.
So Duanmu Huai could only pray that he, a cheap mother, would die soon, and then terminate the contract and be abandoned by the company. After all, as long as there is no popularity, then these two children are landmines that can explode at any time to the agency, and they are completely responsible. assets. Once he realizes that his idol's popularity has come to an end, it will be over... Although Duanmu Huai thought so, unfortunately it backfired.
This cheap mom is actually quite popular? And it’s getting more popular? At first he was just an underground idol, but later he became a photo model, appeared on radio shows, and even... starred in TV series and movies.
"Why………"
Duanmu Huai sighed again. There was a reason why he appeared here. When the cheap mom was filming a TV series, he seemed to have been spotted by the director who was filming the TV series at the time and asked him to make a movie. So Duanmu Huai joined as a child actor.
But Duanmu Huai is not incomprehensible. After all, his current appearance and body are the same as those in the game. He has white hair and red eyes, and is thin and thin. He looks like an illusory beauty. In fact, the reason why this director took a fancy to him was because there were two loli female ghost characters in this low-budget movie. Duanmu Huai's appearance fits the image of a ghost that is fragile, ethereal, and dreamlike. , that’s why I was invited to participate in the shooting.
By the way, there are not many lines or scenes, and there are not many fighting scenes - otherwise Duanmu Huai could have performed for the director what it means for Lin Daiyu to uproot a weeping willow.
Although it is impossible for me to break through mountains and roads at this age, it is still no problem to lift a road roller.
The advantage is that artists can choose stage names, so Duanmu Huai decided to use his real name, instead of using the name that his cheap mother gave him that looked like a mysterious curse and tongue twister. After all, no parents really gave it to him. What kind of name does a child have?
Like Christopher Lee, even if you are willing to give him a name like this, others won’t want to call him that!
But what gave him a headache was...
"Mom——! Mom——! I don’t want to be here! I want to see my mother! Why isn’t my mother here?"
Wow......
Looking at the crying and fussy sister in front of him, Duanmu Huai was also speechless. At first, he thought that this reborn girl was not very old. Now it seems that he is still living at this age. It doesn’t matter if you are just an ordinary kid, you are a reborn after all, right? Don’t you have any self-esteem?
I really don't want to know how old she is on the inside. Even if she is twenty years old, this performance is completely out of the game. As a teenager... well, it's hard to say.
"Okay, the shooting date of love is not today. There is no point in making trouble." "No, I want to go back! I want to go back and continue to **** on my mother's chest!"
"…………"
If you weren't a child now, I would have called the police, believe it or not?
"Boom!"
Fortunately, someone rescued Duanmu Huai from this boring farce hell. With a bang on the table, a little girl wearing a sunhat and about the same age as they were stood up, holding a script in her hand and pointing at them.
"It's so noisy! This is a professional filming location! If you're just here to have fun, go back quickly!"
"Excuse me, are you..."
"My name is Arimagana, and I'm going to perform with you today!"
As she spoke, the girl looked Duanmuhuai up and down and frowned slightly.
"Why do you look like this?"
"Innate."
Duanmu Huai was not surprised. After all, this look with white hair and red eyes was very popular in the second dimension, but in the real world, he could easily be regarded as a patient. In fact, after he was born, he had been admitted to hospital several times because of this look. The hospital conducted an examination, and the doctor finally concluded that it was just a genetic mutation - well, this conclusion is really useful.
Fortunately, including my mother, everyone was kind-hearted and felt relieved to learn that it was not a disease.
The younger sister, who was startled by the child, stopped crying now. She widened her eyes in surprise and looked at him, then suddenly thought of something.
"Ah, I know you, you are the talented child star who will cry when he sees the temple!"
"He is a genius child star who can cry within ten seconds!"
Arima Ganai was also annoyed by this sister, and then she looked up and down Duanmu Huai again.
"Hmph, I originally thought you came in through the back door, but...even so, don't hold me back!"
After saying this, the kid named Arimagana walked out angrily.
As for this side......
"Ah, sister, I hate that brat——!"
"Okay, okay, she didn't mean it..."
Duanmu Huai comforted her sister helplessly. Speaking of which, she obviously did not reveal her rebirth, so to outsiders she was just a precocious brat who could talk earlier. Why would you, a reborn person, act like a baby to me so easily? ah! Your inner age must be older than this! Don't you feel uncomfortable if you step back ten thousand steps and act coquettishly towards a precocious child?
Duanmu Huai was speechless. Are you reborn?
Why do you feel like your performance is younger than your body's age?
How about... let's take an IQ test?
Complaints are complaints, the work that needs to be done still needs to be done.
The roles of Duanmu Huai and Arima Kana are actually very simple. This is a horror film. The story is that the heroine came to a village in the mountains, and when she was about to enter the village, she met two strange Riddler children, and then the heroine He didn't take their words seriously and continued into the village.
Well, this is actually a common development in horror movies. By the way, Duanmu Huai has always been curious. Although it is difficult to persuade the ghost who is willing to die, you can at least speak clearly. For example, in the script, he and Arima Kana were talking nonsense and singing a few nursery rhymes. Whoever listened to this would be confused.
If you just tell her that the village ahead is haunted, won't everything be fine?
Of course, complaints are complaints, and you still have to perform what you should do.
All in all, the script said that he would play a scary ghost, and the woman would be startled, and after she recovered, the two of them disappeared.
It was just such a scene. There was nothing much to say, so after changing costumes, the two began to perform.
"Eye of the bamboo cage, eye of the bamboo cage, when will the little bird in the cage come out? The dawn of night has arrived. The crane and the turtle slipped. Who is that behind...?"
At this moment, the actress playing the heroine also came over.
"Are you children from a nearby village?"
"Yes... Big sister, are you going to that village?"
Arimagana stopped moving, raised his head, and stared at the heroine with a strange smile - well, she was indeed a talented child star, at least it looked like that.
"Is that village near here?"
According to the lines, the next thing Duanmu Huai has to do is to stretch out her hand and point to the path next to her, then raise her head and smile at her, then the actress makes a scared expression, and then the scene ends.
So Duanmuhuai silently stretched out his hand and pointed to the grass path next to him, then slowly raised his head, a cold and sinister smile appeared in his bright red pupils...
"Alas!"
At this moment, not only did the actress tremble with fright, but even the photographer behind her screamed in fright!
"CUT!"
At this time, the director's voice also sounded.
"very good!"
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