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Chapter 935: Chenjiazhuang enjoys an all-fish feast, Sun Dasheng loses his composure
This carp became a spirit, and it was quite big. It was about the same size as an adult dolphin, so Duanmu Huai immediately carried it back. After walking around the entire Chenjiazhuang, everyone who saw it was amazed. When they learned that this was the inspirational immortal, they were even more surprised. They really didn't expect that in this life, they would be deceived by a carp spirit.
By the time Duanmuhuai returned to Chen's home, the group of people had already decorated the house with lanterns and colors, and were beating gongs and drums.
“The Holy Monk is so powerful! This monster has been causing trouble for many years, but I didn’t expect it to be captured by the Holy Monk like this! God has eyes!”
“I don’t know if the sky has eyes, but I’m determined to eat this fish. Come on, I’m setting up a pot in the yard. I’m going to eat this fish!”
"Aha?"
Hearing Duanmuhuai's words, Mr. Chen was also stunned.
“Holy monk, you, a monk, also eat meat?”
“If you don’t eat meat, where will you get the strength to conquer demons? Come and help.”
“Oh oh oh...”
Hearing Duanmuhuai's answer, the Chen family did not dare to say anything. Fortunately, the Chen family village is located by the Tongtian River. They have been fishermen for generations and are good at cooking fish. I saw a group of people swarming up. They removed the scales and bones of the fish, made fish **** and fish bream, made sauce with the fish meat, made a fire to cook the meat, and mixed the fresh parts into fish soup. In addition to boiling, boiling, frying, roasting, deep-frying, simmering, and steaming, I cut a carp fish cleanly. The fish meat was used for cooking, the fish bones were used for stew, and the fish head was split into half. Chop half the tofu with pepper.
This carp has been refined for a long time, and the taste is even more delicious. When the pot is boiled, the delicious and fragrant soup is flowing in an endless stream, lingering over the entire Chenjiazhuang, which makes people appetite.
“Huh... feel good.”
Duanmu Huai put down the fish soup in his hand, smacked his mouth with unfinished content, and then looked at Sun Wukong next to him.
“Monkey, have you finished writing?”
“Master, I have already written it down. This carp essence and meat are fine and tender, and are of the highest quality.”
“Well, that’s good, let me add one last sentence, eating it can increase your life span by a hundred years.”
“Oh...why?”
Hearing Duanmu Huai’s instructions, Sun Wukong was also curious. In fact, along the way, every time Duanmu Huai finished eating a monster, he would express his feelings, and then ask Sun Wukong to record it in a book, saying that he was going to make a travel diary of food in the Western Regions.
For example, when I ate the antelope before, Duanmuhuai commented that the meat was tender and soft, not smelly or fishy, and had a delicate texture. Of course, what he said was nothing. Duanmuhuai just added that it can cure abdominal pain and cure madness - this is very strange. How did the master know?
"Oh, there is nothing more than fame and fortune in this world. Monsters can eat people to gain experience, and people can also eat monsters to live longer, right? Only then can people have the motivation to eat monsters. Think about it, if people knew that eating fish essence can increase their longevity by a hundred years. Lifespan, then who wouldn’t think of ways to make fish monsters to eat. In this way, wouldn’t the world be at peace?”
“Uh...is that so?”
“Of course, but monster meat is not easy to cook.”
There are naturally problems with monster meat, but Duanmu Huai is not afraid. After all, every time he makes monster meat, he asks Sun Wukong to go to the Tianhe River to fetch water, and then cooks it with the real fire of Samadhi, and any poisonous and evil spirits are melted away.
"Besides, these monsters are not easy to find, and they are not delicious to find...Humph, these monsters are lucky, otherwise I would just put the next effect and keep them and they would become extinct immediately."
“What effect?”
"snort."
Duanmuhuai burped and snorted coldly.
“Aphrodisiac!”
"Well…………"
After finishing the whole fish feast, Duanmu Huai patted his round belly and turned around to rest. Sun Wukong, on the other hand, packed up and then somersaulted across the river to explore the way ahead. This is what Duanmu Huai means. After all, he also wants to see how far away the daughter country is from here and how long it will take to get there.
It’s just that not long after Sun Wukong crossed the river, he saw a terraced house in the mountain, which seemed to be the residence of a wealthy family. Sun Wukong, with his fiery eyes, could tell at a glance that there was a faint evil atmosphere in this wall, and there were many evil spirits. There must be monsters and evil spirits here to confuse all living beings.
Originally, Sun Wukong planned to turn away suddenly, but he suddenly stopped and thought: This place is so vicious. When the master sees it, he will definitely kill the monster and clean it up. Although the master has great power, I have to do my best to help you, and I should show my face occasionally.
It’s no wonder that this monkey had this thought, even though it originally followed Guanyin Bodhisattva’s instructions and protected Monk Tang from going to the west to obtain Buddhist scriptures. But in fact, along the way, the big monsters were all beaten to death by Duanmu Huai. Sun Wukong can only deal with those little goblins on the side. If it were Zhu Bajie or Sha Seng instead, it might not matter. But no matter how Monkey said it, he once made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace and fought against hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals. The Jade Emperor asked him to be Bima Wen, but he was not happy. Now just beating the little demon made him somewhat dissatisfied.
Although the master is very powerful, I am the Monkey King, so it’s time to ask the master to see what I am capable of!
Thinking of this, the monkey stepped on the auspicious clouds and flew directly towards the house.
When they reached the top of the mountain, the house had long disappeared, and they saw a group of little demons wielding swords and guns there. Sun Wukong did not hesitate and stepped forward and shouted: "Little demons, go in quickly and talk to your cave master, I am Sun Wukong, the great sage of the Tang Dynasty who is the Monkey King of Heaven. I am here to slay demons and kill them. I want him to come out and die as soon as possible!"
When the little demon heard Sun Wukong shouting, he was frightened and hurried back to the cave. Not long after, he saw a demon stepping out of the cave, staring at Sun Wukong and shouting loudly.
"Are you that Sun Wukong? I heard that the monk from the Tang Dynasty in the East conquered demons and slayed them all the way. I didn't expect to end up here? Where is your master? I want to see if he really has the ability to slay demons and eat them in the legend. Ability!"
"Hey!"
Hearing this, Sun Wukong was also furious.
"To deal with a monster like you, it's not Master's turn to take action on his own. I, Old Sun, will take care of you!" After saying that, he swung his stick and fought with the monster.
Sun Wukong held a long stick, and the demon held a spear. The two sides fought for thirty rounds with no outcome. The demon was secretly frightened and couldn't help shouting.
“What a monkey! What a monkey! You are really capable of causing trouble in heaven!”
“You goblin, you are quite powerful!”
On the other side, Sun Wukong is getting more and more angry. After all, he also knows that this demon has been replaced by Duanmuhuai. He will give you thirty rounds and send you to the west with just one fist. As a disciple, it was a bit embarrassing to fight thirty rounds with no outcome. At this moment, the demon suddenly swung his spear and summoned the surrounding demons to come to help. At this moment, Sun Dasheng was also angry. He swung the long stick in his hand and turned into thousands of iron rods, falling towards the goblins.
Seeing this scene, the little demons were frightened and ran away, while the demon sneered, suddenly raised his hand, took out a circle, and shouted "Hey". I saw the golden cudgel put away with a swish, and was taken away by the circle. When Sun Wukong saw that all his weapons had been taken away, he did not dare to fight and hurriedly fled on the clouds. But the demon looked at Sun Wukong's back, laughed loudly, and moved his troops back to his house.
What a **** monster!
After Sun Wukong escaped, he was also very angry. He thought he would be able to subdue the demon by taking action, but he never thought that even his weapon would be trapped by the opponent. If I go back and my master sees me and asks the general, wouldn't that be a disgrace to my lord? So the monkey also rolled his eyes. By the way, during the previous war, that guy knew that I was the Monkey King who was causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace. He must be the evil star of the Heavenly Palace, Sifan, who descends to the lower realm. I can’t trouble Master about this matter. I’ll leave it to myself. solve!
Thinking of this, Sun Wukong also somersaulted straight to Nantianmen.
Just as he was talking, Duanmuhuai here was also full of wine and food. He slept very early and got up early, but found that the monkey was not there, and he didn't know where he had slipped away. However, Duanmu Huai was not like Tang Seng, who would get anxious when the monkey disappeared. He also knew that the monkey was traveling thousands of miles away. He probably didn't know where he was going to play at the moment. He would find someone when he came back after having enough fun. So he tidied up a bit and planned to cross the river on horseback.
“O holy monk.”
At this time, people from Chenjiazhuang also rushed over. When they saw Duanmu Huai trying to cross the river, they hurriedly dissuaded him.
"The river is wide and deep. If we had to raise money to build a boat, it wouldn't be too late for you to cross the river. And your disciple..."
“I’m probably looking for a place to drink again. It’s just connected to the Tianhe River. It’s not worth mentioning. Just look at me.”
Duanmu Huai was riding on the horse and waved his hand. Then he clenched his fist, looked forward, and waved hard.
“Destroy!”
Following Duanmu Huai's roar, he saw that the Tongtian River was directly divided into two halves by Duanmu Huai. The river surged forward, but it evaporated instantly and disappeared into the air. The river water downstream also dried up, and the river bed was exposed in a short time.
Seeing this scene, the people in Chenjiazhuang were even more shocked. They knelt down and prayed loudly. Duanmu Huai just waved his hand, and then rode a white dragon horse, swaying across the Tongtian River. After Duanmu Huai rode to the other side, the river that had disappeared no matter how it surged was swept away. Flow down the river again. The people of Chenjiazhuang also offered incense to the statue of Duanmuhuai, and they called it the "Five River Immortal".
Let’s say that Duanmuhuai crossed the Tongtian River and moved forward again. This time he didn’t go long before he saw Sun Wukong fall from the sky dejectedly and knelt down in front of Duanmuhuai.
“Master, I am late, please forgive me!”
“It’s okay, are you going to the Dragon King’s house to have wine again?”
"Why……"
Hearing Duanmuhuai speak, Sun Wukong sighed, then glared at the sky angrily, withdrew his gaze, and then bowed to Duanmuhuai again.
“The disciple is incompetent, so he still asks the master to contain the demon!”
“Oh? What’s going on?”
I have to say that Duanmuhuai was a little surprised to see Sun Wukong deflated. You must know that there are not many people in Journey to the West who can defy Sun Wukong.
"Actually it is………"
Although Sun Wukong was embarrassed, he could only bite the bullet and say that when he went to explore the country of his daughter, he saw a demon nest and planned to slay the demons. Unexpectedly, the monster had a magic weapon and trapped Sun Wukong's golden hoop. Sun Wukong suspected that it was a star in the sky descending to earth, so he went to the Heavenly Palace and asked the third prince Nezha to help him. Unexpectedly, Nezha, with his three heads and six arms, still asked the monster to put away its weapons.
Of course, Sun Wukong refused to let it go, so he went to the Heavenly Palace again, and found Lord Huode with the intention of setting fire to it. However, he let the people in his circle kill Lord Huode's men, including fire dragons, fire horses, fire crows, rats, muskets, fire knives, and fire. Bows and rockets are all set.
Sun Wukong was so angry that he really wanted to die, so he asked Lord Shui De to flood the goblin cave. Unexpectedly, the mountain was steep, and the water did not flood the cave, but almost drowned people. The monkey head was also furious. He transformed again and got into the cave. He found an opportunity to take his golden cudgel, and then released a group of firearms from Zhenjun Huode, burning the cave into a smoky mess. He patted his **** and then came back.
The monster's cave was burned and he was very angry. At this moment, Sun Wukong took weapons and came to call for battle again. He also brought True Lord Shui De, True Lord Fire De, Thunder God and Lightning Mother, King Tota, and Prince Nezha with him. Come to kill. As a result, the monster took out the ring again and took away the magic weapons of these gods and the golden hoop.
At this time, everyone was dumbfounded. Sun Wukong was also extremely anxious, and other gods were equally anxious. They were invited by Sun Wukong to subdue the demon, but instead of subduing the demon, they lost all the money they ate. Each and every one of them came to Sun Wukong for begging, and the Great Sage was also disturbed by the noise from these immortals. He happened to see Duanmu Huai coming, and regardless of the embarrassment, he hurriedly threw away the group of immortals and went to his master for help.
After all, it is not shameful for a disciple to seek help from his master.
“Oh, there’s this kind of thing…oh, it seems like it’s coming.”
After listening to what Sun Wukong said, Duanmuhuai nodded and started to think about it. I remember that there is indeed such a monster, and it is quite difficult to deal with. If I remember correctly, that thing should be my Green Bull Spirit, which means...
There is beef to eat!
Braised beef brisket, beef meatballs, braised beef, potato stewed beef, beef bone soup, beef noodles... No, no, no, I can't think about it anymore, I will drool over it if I think about it too much.
Thinking of this, Duanmu Huai also stretched out his hand to wipe his mouth.
“Let’s go, my teacher will seek justice for you!”
(End of this chapter)
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