Start From Emergency Doctor

Chapter 153

Have you found out about doing your own circumcision? !

Zhou Yuan instantly understood what these people wanted to do.

The last time I had hemorrhoid surgery, since the news that I could repair the presidential suite went out, people from the anorectal department have come to observe.

Zhihui, who was lying on the hospital bed, was stared at by a bunch of big men and was exposed under a shadowless lamp.

In the next few operations, all the people in the anorectal department came to work as assistants. The ocean that was originally used as a helper was squeezed away. If the anesthesiologist had not been specially trained, they could not replace it. I am afraid that the doctor in the anorectal department would use Also replace it.

Zhou Yuan has been staring at the hemorrhoids for a long time, and he feels that the helpers next to him are refreshing.

So that in the next few days eating eggs, mung beans, and round things are not very happy.

Now… Is it your turn to eat things like banana sausage and start to feel sick?

Zhou Yuan fell into deep contemplation.

The urology doctors gathered around, and one person grabbed a part of Zhou Yuan.

“Doctor Zhou, I have a patient, cut mine!”

“Mine! Cut mine. I checked mine. It looks good. It must be very comfortable to cut!”

Zhang Ling blushed at the sound, and immediately ran away.

“You have no conscience…” Zhou Yuan cursed while looking at Zhang Ling who was going away.

“Hey…”

The doctors laughed.

Soon, Zhou Yuan was taken to the urology department again.

Zhang Ling and Lin Wen watched Zhou Yuan from the nurse’s desk in the lobby of the emergency department as they were huddled away, feeling distressed.

“Unexpectedly, it is not the three directors who visit our department the most, but Zhou Yuan…” Lin Wen sighed.

Zhang Ling’s eyes straightened: “Don’t you think Zhou Yuan is great! If I were a man, I would also like to find…Ahhhhh! What are you talking about!”

Zhang Ling quickly patted her face and returned to work.

As expected, the urology department is the little prince’s office of foreskin.

Of course, urology is more than just circumcision.

Urinary stones, complex kidney stones, as well as kidney, bladder tumors, prostate diseases, etc., as long as they are related to the urinary system, can be done.

It’s just that some people have a prejudice against urology.

“Zhang Deshuai, Zhang Deshuai, come here, you are circumcised~ˇ!” a doctor in the urology department shouted.

A teenage boy jumped up and walked arrogantly to the ward with his elder brother’s gesture.

I saw five or six doctors standing in the ward, all staring at him with dangerous smiles.

“So many doctors, am I… am I going to be cut?”

After thinking for a while, Zhang Deshuai asked.

Zhou Yuan walked out from behind the curtain, put on rubber gloves, and said, “Don’t worry, they are here to observe and I will perform surgery on you.”

Zhang Deshuai lay down obediently.(Read more @ wuxiax.com)

“Will it grow bigger after cutting it?” Zhang Deshuai asked.

Zhou Yuan: “Take off your pants and let me have a look.”

Zhang Deshuai quickly took off and consciously lay on the bed.

Zhou Yuan flipped through it for a while, a little surprised. “I haven’t seen you so long…”

Zhang Deshuai smiled: “It’s not only long, but also tough. Just like ramen, I often play with it!”

Zhou Yuan: “…”

The urologist at the back touched his stomach: “It’s really a bit hungry. I have liver surgery today. I haven’t had time to eat at noon. Or… have ramen noodles at night?”

“I think it’s okay, so let’s eat ramen.”

Zhou Yuan was silent.

“I will wash first, then anesthetize…”

With that said, Zhou Yuan was thrown into the operation and stopped talking.

The doctors behind also calmed down, staring at Zhou Yuan’s operation carefully.

“Wow, this excision just cut off the foreskin, no more, no less, and it won’t cause the laceration to tear, and it also ensures that the head of the bird can be completely exposed!”

“Wow! This set of rings! It is directly locked on the bleeding-prone parts, to ensure that it will not cause major bleeding, and it also protects the superficial veins above!”

“My goodness, these four stitches…”

Zhou Yuan regretted why he didn’t put cotton in his ears.

The people in the anorectal department are okay. It doesn’t matter if you do the operation, you can grab a scalpel if you want to get started, at least they keep their mouths shut.

People in the urology department… are they all talking about tuberculosis?

When Zhou Yuan finished the circumcision, he felt his entire ears buzzing.

Originally, he felt that his sutures were normal, and he had mastered the master-level circumcision technique, which was nothing to him.

However, he bluntly exaggerated the meaning of changing the world and promoting social harmony to the doctor next to him.

Zhou Yuan looked at his hands.

“The system, you say, these hands, as small as circumcision and hemorrhoids, as large as skull separation and lung transplantation, why can they be controlled?”

System: “Because of me.”

“Praise you, are you happy?”

Zhou Yuan retracted his hand, took off his gloves by the way and threw it away.

“Zhang Deshuai, stop sleeping, get up.”

He was about to leave, and suddenly noticed Zhang Deshuai’s feet.

“Wait, what’s wrong with your feet…”

Layers of gauze were wrapped around Zhang Deshuai’s feet.

Zhou Yuan just remembered that Zhang Deshuai was lame when he came in.

It turned out that it was not a tugging, but an injury to the foot.

Zhang Deshuai sat up and said, “I blame my mother.”

“Blame your mother?”

Domestic violence?

Zhang Deshuai sighed, “Isn’t my house under renovation? There are wooden boards in the house, so I stepped barefoot on the nails. My mother told me that I stepped on the nails because I didn’t wear shoes, and I wore them specially. I ran back and stepped on it, and it turned out to be like this…I really pecked for my mother’s IQ!”

“It should be anxious… so do you.” Zhou Yuan said calmly.

“Fart! I have a high IQ. I later summed up my experience. Because the shoes are not hard enough, I ordered a pair of iron shoes online. I don’t believe it anymore. I can still get stuck in my feet if I step on iron shoes!

Zhang Deshuai was energetic and said: “If you want to avoid being stepped on by nails, the soles must be thick and hard enough! Iron shoes are absolutely fine!”

Zhou Yuan was silent for a while and asked, “Then why don’t you get around this (promise) nail?”

Zhang Deshuai was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes widened in surprise as if he had discovered a new world.

Listening to Zhang Deshuai’s happy cheering voice, Zhou Yuan and the urology doctors were all in a daze.

“Um… our doctor, in fact, sometimes it is very powerless, such as this kind of patient…”

Zhou Yuan nodded.

Then, the boy who had the second circumcision operation was sent in, and the doctors stared at a certain part expectantly like monkeys in the zoo.

“How is this the same as peanuts?”

“Zhang Deshuai is still good, it seems that this thing really depends on congenital conditions!”

The little boy lying on the operating bed was covering his mouth vigorously, but he did not dare to swear.

What if… the doctor cuts out the peanuts when he gets angry?

After a while, the little boy couldn’t help it, gritting his teeth.

An aggrieved and firm voice rang. .