Start: Miracle Doctor Dad kills monsters with a knife for 999

Jinda

!306 dormitory!Toilet

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Wang Fang felt that he was about to explode, he had never known what constipation was like before, and he was experiencing this feeling of wanting to start at this time-_-||.

It's so uncomfortable, my stomach hurts, and I don't let it go below, this feeling is really special~ Soul, isn't it just that I ate two super spicy hot pot in a row?

Wang Fang is in the second semester of his freshman year, and for the first time in so many years, he feels that his name is wrong, he has always disliked this name, he doesn't like to be noticed, just because this name has been used from elementary school, junior high school, high school to university, not to mention a class, as long as you have heard your name, you can basically remember that there is such a person as him.

But now he is wondering if it is a problem with the name, at this time he feels that he is really going to explode, he has been working hard for a long time, and he feels that if he continues to work hard, he will not prolapse his anus (*. >Д<)o゜。

"Do you want to buy Kaiselu?" The

first time he learned about this thing was on the Internet, saying that it would not freeze his hands when he wiped it on his hands in winter, and that it would not freeze his face when he wiped it on his face, and that it could be used as lubricant...... Σ(⊙▽⊙"a。

Of course, I also know that the serious use of this Kaiserol is to treat constipation.

Constipation Jun is so powerful, Wang Bang now wants to have a face-to-face communication with Constipation Jun, kill him, and blow him up.

In the past, when I was drenched, I didn't feel happy, and the basic excretion was a normal operation, and there was nothing to be proud of...... After losing, I know the value of ownership.

"No, go buy Catero.

Wang Bang made up his mind and took out the paper paper, and at this time, his vision was in a trance for a moment, and then he saw a palm-sized ...... beside him

The

material looks like a stone man, Wang Fang has been sure, although he is highly short-sighted, but he is wearing glasses at this time, and this stone man is very delicate, earthy yellow.

He hadn't had time to think about whether he was dazzled, and he didn't have time to think about how such a thing could have appeared, because there were a few eye-catching words on the little stone man's head.

Constipation Monster Level 1 (Click to enter the battle)

Wang Bang: "I am a O_o??" "

How do I click to enter the battle?"

Thinking so, I unconsciously touched this constipation monster with my mind, and then a line of words appeared in the sea of consciousness.

Enter the battle.

Cancel,OK!

Wang Fang naturally clicked OK.,It's too weird today.,No matter.,He's an otaku.,I don't know how many novels I've read.,I've played a lot of games.,This kind of game that's a bit similar to playing games or the kind of lowest-end game makes him a little kind.。

The battle began!

Consciousness was in a trance again, and Wang Bang found that the scene had changed.

The palm-sized stone monster, huh? The miniature constipation monster has grown up, two meters tall, very strong, very hard, standing a few meters in front of him.

How to fight? Wang Zhan looked at the constipation monster, when playing the game, he naturally has skills, even if he is a novice, he has skills, but he has nothing now, is it Ping A?

Look at this strong stone man, Wang Zhan feels that he is fighting with his bare hands, will he break his hand?

Just

when Wang Zhan hesitated how to fight, the constipation monster rushed towards him.

Knock knock ......

With the sound of heavy footsteps, Wang Fang felt that the earth was trembling.

The sound of heavy footsteps seemed to step on his heart.

One step at a time, a distance of several meters in the blink of an eye, and then the big fist of the man smashed towards Wang Bang.

The

scene is a bit scary, and Wang Bang is a little confused.

Bang!

It didn't hurt as much as he expected, but it was only then that he noticed a blood bar on his head, which had been knocked out by more than a tenth of it.

Wang Fang had a lot of doubts in his heart, but now was not the time to think about these, gritted his teeth, turned around and punched the constipated monster ......

Bang!

-20

Hmm

, no (*^▽^*),

and Wang Bang found that the blood bar on the head of the constipation monster had gone by one-fifth.

Wang Bang's eyes lit up, he was so happy, he was happy, and the constipation monster in front of him smashed it with another punch.

Bang, bang......

Without any skills, you punch me and I punch, naked ~ flesh ~ fight, and a real man's battle begins.

Wang Fang had calculated the blood bar, so when he still had a third of the blood bar left, the constipation monster fell to the ground and turned into a pile of broken stones.

Win the battle

! You gain 1 experience!

You gain skill defense.

You have your inventory open.

You have activated the skill slot.

You've reached level 1.

The dashboard is opened.

The battle is over, and you are out of combat mode.

Wang Bang returned to reality, still in the toilet, and then the constipation that had been going on before disappeared, and it was a thousand miles in an instant, and he only hummed ...... comfortably

"Wang Fang, don't masturbate, you're going to be late. Bai Lang, the third elder in the bedroom, shouted.

Wang Fang looked at his watch, 7:40, there were still ten minutes, and he had to rush to the classroom at 7:50.

It's just that he clearly remembered that he looked at his watch before entering the battle, and now it was only twenty seconds, but the previous battle was at least two minutes.

When fighting, real time stands still?

can only be this answer, shook his head, dealt with it, flushed the toilet and walked out, quickly washed his face and brushed his teeth, and then went to the classroom with Bai Lang.

Wang Fang is a freshman student at Jincheng University, majoring in accounting, 1.78 meters tall, thin, no muscles, no good figure, with deep myopia glasses, his hair is not long, a little longer than his head, his appearance is more delicate, and he has glasses, that is, he looks pleasing to the eye at most.

Jincheng University is an aristocratic college, with a tuition fee of more than 20,000 yuan a year, which belongs to the university jointly run by the government and enterprises□.

The student campus covers an area of more than 2,000 acres, and now has 13 secondary colleges, 55 undergraduate majors, 19 junior college majors, and more than 100 professional directions, with more than 30,000 teachers and students, and ......more than 20,000 undergraduates

Wang Bang is an undergraduate, and he came to this school because this school is backed by a famous school, and it is easy to find a job in the future, he is an only child, his parents are loving, his husband and wife are harmonious, and his family is happy, although he is not rich and expensive, but there is no pressure to go to this school with more than 20,000 tuition fees a year.

The other three in the bedroom are different, such as Bai Lang, this name, Wang Fang feels like he has a fight, he gets along for half a year, and he also knows some about the other three roommates, whether it is the rich second generation I don't know, but the family is quite rich.

If you don't go to a certain environment, you don't know how rich people are, and you can't think of it.

Wang Zhan's parents belong to dual workers, the family is rural, three years ago bought a house in the county, a 100-square-meter house of 400,000 yuan, the parents' salary adds up to almost 10,000 a month, relatively stable, the expenditure is not large.

When it came here, Wang Zhan knew the gap, such as dressing, and his whole body didn't add up to a thousand yuan ......

He is the kind of person who doesn't understand famous brands, doesn't know how to wear, doesn't have the pursuit of wearing, doesn't understand cars, can't even recognize a few cars, likes to play games, read novels, is a little sullen, likes to look at girls, but doesn't dare to put it into action.

Self-esteem is a bit strong, you can put it another way, a little inferior, easy to be shy, most of the spare time is to play games and read novels, not handsome, not high emotional intelligence, can't play basketball, not good at communicating, not good at talking to girls, often cold.

So over time, he can only appreciate beautiful women, and as for the action is too tired, the success rate can be said to be no success rate, because he thought that he couldn't like his ...... even if he was a girl

It's still fun to play, good novels, everything in dreams, and everything in YY.

[New book opening, ask for support, thank you (*^▽^*)].