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As one of the heads of the Enterprise spacecraft, Maeterson knows the impact of the current situation.

He looked at the screen from Puth's side and asked, "Try again."

As a result, the screen showed six pilots operating the spaceship extremely carefully.

The ignition was still an easy success, but it did not take off and the Enterprise spacecraft remained motionless.

The driver also tried the joystick in the emergency plan, and it was almost turning!

Maeterson and the person in charge of the base quickly analyzed and concluded: "There should be a problem with the power transmission."

Puth was furious, covering his head with both hands, and roared: "Oh, Fack, come here and throw these two idiots out of me. They are both sinners of a strong empire."

No one moved.

Everyone was looking forward to Puth and the Minister of Internal Affairs.

At the beginning, they were anxious to pretend and show their strength in front of the world. If it weren't for their constant urging, how could the internal inspection of the Enterprise spacecraft be hurriedly completed.

Now that it's alright, the Enterprise spacecraft has broken down, and this old thing has begun to shed responsibility again!

At this time, the people on the Enterprise spacecraft were completely panicked when they heard Maeterson's conclusion.

"Hurry up and save us back."

"The white wife next door is about to give birth to me. I haven't seen it with my own eyes."

"Help, help, I don't want to die yet."

Puth: "..."

Everyone: "....."

This group of idiots did not say not to save them.

After a meal to soothe their emotions, everyone in Puth tried their best to ensure that they would build another spaceship in the shortest time to pick them up.

The people on the Enterprise spacecraft breathed a sigh of relief.

........

Then, everyone held a serious meeting solemnly.

At the meeting, almost all the top leaders of the strong empire came.

The sudden failure of the Enterprise spacecraft on Mars was unexpected. They must rescue all the precious talents on Mars.

Right now, the best way is to seek Huangzhen Empire.

Time-saving, fast and efficient.

Everyone looked at Puth.

Puth was very dissatisfied: "Fak, whoever of you loves to go, anyway, I will not go to the Huangzhen Empire, that would be too shameful."

"No, if you do that, what the outside world will think of our strong empire." The Minister of Foreign Affairs was also very dissatisfied.

Everyone nodded, feeling very reasonable.

"Everyone talk about it, what should we do?" Puth asked.

Everyone is just talking.

"The top priority is to build a spacecraft to launch to Mars."

"how long will it take?"

"It will take 4 months at the fastest!"

"In other words, it will take five months to reach Mars. It is too long. Our people may have died on Mars. Now their living materials should be able to support more than two months."

"What about this? Is our next spacecraft going to Mars to collect corpses?"

After a while of discussion, they couldn't come up with any useful plan, and everyone looked at Puth again.

Now either go to the Huangzhen Empire, or look at the thirty precious talents on Mars waiting to die.

Puth said: "Why not let astronauts be self-sufficient on Mars and grow some food?"

"..." Everyone.

Suddenly it was embarrassing.

If you can grow plants on Mars, then why wear a spacesuit?

"The air on Mars is so thin that it is impossible to grow any plants." Maeterson said in a deep voice.

"Oh, Fak, it's planted in the enterprise."

"What about the soil? So far we don't know whether the Martian soil is suitable for planting?"

Puth was furious, and no matter what he did, these idiots would have to do it right with him, right, he opened his mouth and roared: "Then use shit!"

Everyone's eyes lit up, as if a skylight had been opened.

Wonderful.

Good one to use shit.

Using feces and Martian soil to join together, there is absolutely no problem in planting easy-to-live potatoes.

The perfect shit seed bean!

(Refer to the movie The Martian, the protagonist is dung beans, don’t spray)

"The great Majesty Puth is really powerful. He actually solved the problem of Mars survival in a few words."

"Just for this idea, I think the great Majesty Puth should go to the Agricultural University to teach those idiots."

"The Enterprise spacecraft should still have potatoes."

Everyone blew Puth without hesitation.

"???" Puth looked inexplicable.

After everyone's popular science, Pu Si instantly became proud.

There seems to be no way to solve the problems of Mars, but the result is not solved by opening your mouth!

After finding a solution, everyone quickly contacted the Enterprise spacecraft again.

Judging from the video call, everyone on the Enterprise spacecraft is already on the verge of collapse. If the emotions of these people are not handled properly, they may do something unexpected.

"We don't want to die, come and save us!" the astronauts and scientists yelled.

The living supplies of the Enterprise spacecraft will be eaten up sooner or later.

With the solution, Pu Si was in a great mood and smiled: "You are the heroes of the strong empire. We will not abandon you. Now there is a good news or a bad news. Which one do you want to hear?"

"Tell the bad news first."

Puth smiled: "You may have to stay on Mars for five months, because our next spacecraft will arrive on Mars in five months."

All that said, everyone on the Enterprise spacecraft collapsed immediately, holding their heads in both hands, yelling: "Oh~NO"

Not to mention, the basic conditions they depend on for survival are simply not enough to support them after five months.

An astronaut looked collapsed and asked, "What is the good news?"

Puth said: "We have found a way for you to survive for five months. First, you have to make air and water, and then use the soil and feces of Mars to mix them together according to the characteristics of potatoes for survival. Finally, in the Enterprise spacecraft Plant potatoes inside so that you can hold on to the next spacecraft to Mars."

"What? Making dung beans in the Enterprise spacecraft? Oh, Fack, whose idea is this, when I return to Azure Star, I must let that person taste the power of the wrench."

A group of people were ranting frantically at the screen.

Let them do shit seeding beans?

This idea is so screaming, the one who made the idea should die!

Puth was also angry and roared: "Fak, now you only have two ways to go. The first is to try to survive according to our Martian rescue to get shit seeds, and the second is to wait for death or commit suicide. ."

Everyone on the Enterprise spacecraft collapsed again, wanting to eat potatoes grown from shit?

OMG!

vomit!

.........

After cutting off the communication.

The tough empire once again began to use the ‘beautification’ method that it has always been good at.

After all, the whole world is still watching the Enterprise spacecraft return to Azure Star with eager eyes, so the Enterprise spacecraft has not had any failures, never, and the reason why it has not returned is because of the temporary increase of tasks.

That's right, that's it.

Otherwise, if the trouble of the Enterprise spacecraft is really settled, the outside world still doesn't know what to think of the beacon of freedom and beauty.

Therefore, the strong-sounding empire issued an announcement: The Enterprise spacecraft did not have any malfunctions, but a major experiment was temporarily added. The experiment was to use the soil of Mars to cultivate plants, so the day of returning to Azure will be delayed for a while.

The perfect shake!

Countless hard-working people believed that it was true and looked forward to the successful completion of this major experiment.

There is no voice of doubt.

Because here is its own beautiful and fierce empire!