Starting Hong Kong Variety Show: My senior brother is Lingling Qi

"Hua La!"

Suddenly, a strong wind blew up, overturning all the tables, chairs and tableware in the house.

Before people recovered from their shock, a white light that was more dazzling than before pierced the ceiling like a sharp sword, and then, solemn and mysterious Sanskrit sounds rang out around, as if coming from ancient times, lingering in everyone's heart.

When the white light gradually dissipated, everyone suddenly discovered that a figure dressed in the costume of Guanyin Bodhisattva was floating above the clouds out of thin air. Her eyes revealed deep compassion, and she was quietly looking down at the sentient beings below.

Guanyin?

Ling Lingqi looked at the lofty figure, and couldn't help but turn to Zheng Jirong in disbelief and said, "Ah Rong, if I'm not mistaken, you prepared so much heavy firepower, wouldn't it be just to deal with him?"

"Just in case"

Zheng Jirong stood in front of Bai Xiuzhu, staring at Guanyin Bodhisattva who was talking to Stephen Zhou in shock.

This is too much, there are such extraordinary things in this world.

Thinking of this, Zheng Jirong quickly began to recall whether he had been disrespectful to the gods in the past. After a long time, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Really not!

As a big brother of the Hi Gang, although he has never been to the temple on weekdays, he would burn incense and pay tribute to Guan Laoye every now and then.

Although it is not a mythological system, Guan Erye does not seem to be afraid of Guanyin.

"Arong, if the rivers and lakes are dangerous, just retreat!"

Ling Lingqi said solemnly: "Even Guanyin has come out, who knows which side this guy is on, let's go back first and report the matter to Vinci."

Zheng Jirong couldn't help but feel a little strange when he heard this. After all, in the eyes of ordinary people, Guanyin Bodhisattva is a positive role who saves the suffering. They have not done anything bad, so what is there to be afraid of?

Seeing his puzzled look, Ling Lingqi leaned close to his ear and whispered, "I don't know why, but I feel a little uncomfortable when I see this Guanyin. I always feel like I have a grudge against him."

". Is that right?"

Zheng Jirong looked Ling Lingqi up and down. Could this guy be the reincarnation of Sun Wukong?

It can't be that weird

"Bang!"

Just then, a gunshot broke the silence at the scene.

The boss of Da Kuaile held a shotgun and shot wildly at the Guanyin Bodhisattva in the sky, cursing while beating.

"You bastard, you pretend to be a god! I told you to pretend to be a god! You pretend!"

The gunshot was deafening, but the bullet dissipated into fluorescent light as soon as it left the barrel, and it couldn't hurt Guanyin at all.

Guanyin Bodhisattva frowned slightly and said in a cold voice, "You stinky dog, greedy and not guarding the door, now I'm going to beat you into your original form!"

After speaking, he raised his hand.

The boss of Dalele, who was still shouting, trembled all over as if he was electrocuted. The next second, he turned into a pug in front of everyone!

"Fuck."

Zheng Jirong frowned slightly when he saw this, quietly pulled Bai Xiuzhu back a few steps, and protected everyone in front of him.

On the Dalele side, Tang Niu saw that his boss had really turned into a dog, and in anger, he picked up the bodyguard's spray gun and was about to shoot a few shots at Guanyin.

But at this moment, Guanyin cast a faint look at him, "Do you want to try it too?"

Tang Niu was so scared that he threw away the gun immediately after hearing it, and then pretended to be stupid and begged for mercy: "No, no, I don't know anyone here at all, I'm just passing by"

"Nonsense, not even as good as a dog!"

As soon as the voice fell, a rainbow light swung out from Guanyin's hand and directly pierced Tang Niu's chest!

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After seeing this scene, Zheng Jirong no longer hesitated, and after winking at Ling Lingqi, he was ready to leave directly.

Something is wrong.

Which Guanyin is so angry that she would open a hole for others just because of a disagreement?

However, just as they were about to step out of the door, the door that was originally open seemed to be pulled by an invisible force and suddenly closed!

Then, a soft white light mixed with a hint of coldness suddenly lit up behind them, instantly enveloping them.

Zheng Jirong suddenly felt his hairs stand on end, and his super sense sent an unprecedented warning, which made his head hurt.

At this moment, a calm and majestic voice sounded behind them:

"Did you leave?"

These simple words hit their hearts like a heavy hammer, making them feel palpitations.

"Fuck!"

After hearing this, Ling Lingqi, who had been maintaining a gentlemanly demeanor, didn't know what was wrong with him, and turned around and cursed.

"Killing them is not enough? Are you done yet? Don't think you are a god just because you are wearing a white robe!"

"To tell you the truth, we are all like this! We can kill you!"

As soon as these words came out, the place suddenly became quiet. Everyone stared at Ling Lingqi, who was holding his head high and looking unhappy.

Is this guy so brave?

Zheng Jirong sighed and slowly put his hand into his pocket to call Xu Zhengyang and others to help.

But just when he thought he and others were in big trouble, the expressionless Guanyin Bodhisattva unexpectedly showed a faint smile for the first time.

He glanced at Ling Lingqi and Zheng Jirong, and then said with a smile: "Did I say I would kill you?"

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Ling Lingqi, who was originally angry, was speechless after hearing this. He glanced at Zheng Jirong beside him, then smiled awkwardly, trying to ease the atmosphere: "Guanyin Bodhisattva is really worthy of the name of great compassion. As expected, you have a sharp eye and can see that we are not bad people at a glance. What is your name, Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

"Cihang."

"Hey, it's a good name, isn't it!"

"Yeah, not bad." Zheng Jirong nodded in agreement.

Guanyin, who was still floating on the cloud, shook her head helplessly and cast her eyes towards Hong Kong Island outside the window. When Zheng Jirong and others were confused, he suddenly said seriously: "The lower world is about to usher in a big change, the spiritual energy will revive again, and the evil demons and monsters will also reappear in the world."

Then, she turned her eyes to Zheng Jirong and Ling Lingqi: "One of you has a special origin, and the other one..."

He glanced at Ling Lingqi and did not continue to speak, but turned to say: "All of you are out of the six paths and not in the five elements. You do things without any cause and effect, so the task of eliminating demons and defending the way and maintaining peace in the lower world is left to you."

Before he finished speaking, the white light that originally permeated the hall receded like a tide, and the figure of Guanyin Bodhisattva disappeared without a trace.

Only a pug and Tang Niu with a big hole in his chest were left to prove what had just happened.

At the door, Zheng Jirong and Ling Lingqi looked at each other, and they saw shock and worry in each other's eyes.

The next morning, the morning glow filled the sky.

Zheng Jirong stood alone on the balcony of Mount Kellett, looking at the busy and quiet Hong Kong Island below.

After returning from the God of Cookery Contest last night, he couldn't sleep all night, thinking about what Guanyin said to them.

What about the great changes in the lower world, the revival of spiritual energy, demons and evil spirits.

Anyway, to sum up, in the coming days, this world will become full of spiritual energy, and ordinary people can slowly transition from simple martial arts practice to practicing Taoism and practicing the law, and the negative effect brought about by this is that all kinds of demons and monsters will emerge.

And Zheng Jirong and Ling Lingqi were assigned the task of exorcising demons and defending Taoism by Guanyin for various special reasons.

Damn it!

When he thought of this, Zheng Jirong couldn't help but curse inwardly.

How come a good Hong Kong variety show suddenly became a Hong Kong ghost!

Looking at Ruan Mei, who was walking in the courtyard with a big belly, Zheng Jirong felt an indescribable worry in his heart.

Before last night, he was confident that he could protect his family and friends in any situation, but now. He is good at killing people, but he has never learned how to kill ghosts!

Moreover, since he entered the Hi Dao, he has personally sent away many scums. It is hard to say when Jiang Tiansheng, Bamianfo, Liangkun, Ale, Camel and other bastards will suddenly turn into evil ghosts to seek his life.

That Guanyin is really, she didn't even say to leave a few magic weapons for herself before leaving, which is too stingy.

Speaking of magic weapons, Zheng Jirong suddenly thought of something.

He flipped his palm, and a pair of mysterious and simple gold-rimmed glasses appeared in his hand.

This was the prop rewarded by the system when he completed the task before.

"[Mirror]

[One: High magnification improves the wearer's vision.]

[Two: Can switch to telescope mode at any time.]

[Three: Hidden ability is being activated, progress: 97%]"

This thing is covered with strange inscriptions, obviously not ordinary gold-rimmed glasses, but the progress of the hidden ability is too slow.

Zheng Jirong couldn't help but frowned tightly. In a few days, Hong Kong Island will be full of evil spirits, but this thing is still 3% short of progress. Does it have to find someone to chop it a few times?

The gold-rimmed glasses held tightly in his hand seemed to see the urgency in Zheng Jirong's heart. The next second, a strong suction suddenly came out of the glasses!

Zheng Jirong was horrified. He felt something flowing out of his body and being sucked into the glasses. Although he didn't know what was sucked away, it was definitely not something dispensable like body fluids.

Damn, you can't help at all, and you still want to suck me? !

Zheng Jirong was about to throw the glasses away angrily, but then three streams of boiling hot air rose from the soles of his feet, passed through his torso and were slowly sucked into the gold-rimmed glasses!

These are

the three moles that Si Teng left for him! ? !

After the glasses absorbed the alien energy from the moles, the 97% progress bar was actually filled up directly, and suddenly increased to 100%!

A golden light instantly exploded from his hand!

Then it suddenly collapsed back into the glasses!

Rubbing his eyes, Zheng Jirong looked at the entry on the glasses again with excitement.

Except for the previous two items that have not changed, the hidden function of the third item has been fully enabled!

[Yin Yang Sky Eye: See through the six reincarnations, identify the real and the fake, understand the good and evil of the three realms, the mirror hides the golden light, can split mountains and rocks, break waves, and sweep away demons! ]

"This"

After reading this note, Zheng Jirong's breathing became rapid, and he knew that the system would not cheat him. With this Yin Yang Sky Eye, what else does he have to worry about?

Chu Renmei, Dahei Buddha, Painted Skin, Kayako, Sadako, you all come together, what is Zheng afraid of? !

Holding the gold-rimmed glasses in his hand, Zheng Jirong patted the railing in front of him excitedly. With the Yin Yang Sky Eye, he will definitely have no problem protecting himself in Hong Kong Island, which is full of evil spirits in the future.

What needs to be done now is to recruit a group of capable people to enhance their own strength before the spiritual energy revives.

Well, it seems that I have to go to the temples and Taoist temples.

Dong Dong Dong.

Just then, someone knocked on the door.

"Come in."

After the door opened, Ah Miao, carrying a package, walked in with Ah Fei and Ah Ji with serious expressions.

Seeing them, Zheng Jirong, who was in a good mood, joked: "You came here so early in the morning to eat?"

"I met him when I was leaving the community."

After explaining, Ah Miao suddenly walked up to Zheng Jirong and said anxiously: "Brother Rong, I seem to be in trouble!"

Seeing his solemn face, Zheng Jirong couldn't help but frown slightly. He comforted him: "Don't worry, talk slowly, what's there to be afraid of with my brother here?"

A Miao took a deep breath and began to tell: "Brother Rong, do you remember that I told you before that I met a weirdo who looked very similar to me when I was in Peking?"

Zheng Jirong nodded slightly, "I have some impression, what's wrong?"

"He gave me an ancient book with a yellowed cover and said that if I don't want to die in the future, I should practice according to the book. I didn't take it seriously, but I flipped through a few pages when I was bored a few days ago, and the result was..."

After Ah Miao finished speaking, he suddenly took off the long package behind him and opened it. It turned out to be a blood-red long sword.

"I was practicing halfway last night when a red light suddenly streaked across the sky. I thought it was a meteor at first and didn't pay much attention to it, but it actually fell directly from the sky to my feet!"

A Miao said with a horrified expression: "This sword is called the Red Sword! It is exactly the same as the sword drawn on the secret book that weirdo gave me!"

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Zheng Jirong stared blankly at the blood-red long sword on the table for a while, pursed his lips and asked: "A Miao, what is the name of the secret book that weirdo gave you?"

"Zhong H Ao Jue!"

A Miao explained: "After I practiced the mind method, sword method and luck method from beginning to end, this secret book automatically broke "It flew away with the wind. Brother Rong, do you think I saw a ghost?"

"Well, this..."

Zheng Jirong thought for a while and shook his head, "A Miao, I don't know how to explain it to you now, but this secret book is really a good thing. Don't do anything these days. I'll give you a long vacation. You should practice it every day according to the above."

Then he patted Amiao's shoulder seriously, "The world will be different soon. Remember, for Xiaozhuan and your son, you must practice it with determination!"

"I understand!" Although Amiao didn't understand what Zheng Jirong said, he nodded and agreed immediately when he saw him so serious.

After talking about his business here, Zheng Jirong turned his attention to Ah Fei and Ah Ji who were huddled by the door.

"What's going on with you two? Why are you hiding so far away?"

"No, Brother Rong, you'd better stay away from us."

"Yes, Ah Fei and I are the red and white evil spirits in the underworld. Whoever gets close to us will die!"

"Huh?"

Zheng Jirong was surprised when he heard it: "Who told you this?"

A Fei and Ah Ji looked at each other and slowly said: "We both had the same dream last night. In the dream, a guy with a bull's head said that Ah Ji and I were actually the reincarnations of the most vicious red and white evil spirits in the underworld in our previous lives. The evil spirits devour the masters. As long as someone becomes our boss, he will die in an instant."

"Yes, Brother Rong, and the bull head also said that unless we can find a person who can jump out of the six paths, If the person in the Five Elements is the eldest brother, then not only can he suppress the evil spirits of me and A Fei, but also, with us by his side, the eldest brother can be invulnerable to evil and all kinds of magic, anyway, he can't bluff anyone!"

Speaking of this, A Fei and A Ji didn't notice the ecstasy on Zheng Jirong's face at all, but sobbed with a sad face: "Now we have finally found the reason why one of them died with a boss before. It turned out that it was not their bad luck, but the influence of the evil spirits of me and A Ji. This time we are here to say goodbye to you, Brother Rong. We can't hurt you even if we hurt anyone else!"

"Hahahahaha"

Zheng Jirong suddenly laughed and stood up and hugged the two brothers hard. Jumping out of the Five Elements and not in the Six Paths, isn't this talking about himself?

I knew they were not simple, but I didn't expect that they could give me a big gift in the end!

Just when the two brothers were still confused, two more people walked in from outside the door.

When Zheng Jirong saw the people coming, he was immediately puzzled and said: "Jimmy, senior brother, how did you two come here?"

"We bumped into each other at the door."

Jimmy explained with a wry smile, and took out a few passbooks from his pocket and handed them to Zheng Jirong.

Before the other party asked, he took the initiative to say: "Brother Rong, I am seriously ill and even the doctors are helpless. You keep this money for me. If something happens to me, I hope you can help me donate it to build schools in the mainland."

"Ah?"

Zheng Jirong was immediately surprised and said: "You were fine two days ago, how come you suddenly got sick?"

Jimmy shook his head bitterly, then suddenly unbuttoned his shirt and turned around to show his back.

Two shocking lumps bulged on both sides of the scapula!

"I went to the hospital for a checkup." Jimmy sighed, "but every time the doctor was about to take a CT scan, the instrument would explode. Those famous doctors said they had never seen such a situation before, and they guessed that it might be a new type of tumor."

"Jimmy!"

Zheng Jirong suddenly interrupted him: "Did you dream last night that you grew a pair of wings?"

"Huh?"

Jimmy nodded in surprise, "How did you know, but those wings are very strange, they are not feathers, but steel-like wings."

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Zheng Jirong suddenly smiled with some relief after hearing this. It turned out that those strange people didn't need to be found at all, they were all around him.

"Don't worry," he stuffed the passbook back into Jimmy's arms, and then replied seriously: "Believe me, this is definitely not a tumor, you are lucky this time!"

Relieved, he looked at Ling Lingqi again, nodded and said: "What about you, brother? Did you get a bump or did a grass fan suddenly fall from the sky?"

"Neither."

Ling Lingqi shook his head, then touched his chin and recalled: "It's just that I have been having a very strange dream these days."

"In a dark and lonely environment, there is a pair of squinting eyes staring at me. I feel embarrassed."

After hearing this, Zheng Jirong widened his eyes in shock. It turns out that you are not Jigong but the reincarnation of Sun Wukong? !

This is sure! ! !