Stealing Pens For Retirement Was Exposed By Mushroom House

Chapter 8: Paper Wife

At this time.

Everyone in Mushroom House.

After lunch, nothing to do.

He was holding a land skateboard and walked to the entrance of the village.

Plan to prepare for future wake surfing.

did not expect.

Many people surrounded the big tree at the entrance of the village.

It has filled up the space.

A person is sitting in the middle.

Wearing a straw hat, he leisurely fanned the wind with a cattail fan.

A group of people stepped forward and took a closer look.

It's Duan Ye!

They happened to hear Duan Ye's words.

"storytelling?!"

Teacher Huang was surprised.

Storytelling is a very old traditional folk art.

It probably originated in the Song Dynasty.

It is a test of memory and the coherence of the first and second chapters.

The requirements for the book are also very high.

If there is no good book.

No matter how good a book says, it can't attract people.

Even with a good notebook.

If the storyteller's skill is insufficient.

No matter how good the book is, it can't give a good effect.

The difficulty of storytelling is evident.

Think here.

Teacher Huang looked at Duan Ye.

Does he even know how to do this? ?

real or fake?

Then he has to listen carefully.

at this time.

Duan Ye took a few sips of tea and cleared his throat.

Then he opened his mouth and said.

[Tomb robbery. 】

[It's not a treat, it's not an essay, it's not painting or embroidery. 】

[It can't be so elegant, so calm, gentle, and gentle. 】

[Tomb robbery is a technology. 】

[A technique of destruction. 】

[When the ancient nobles built tombs, they must have tried every means to prevent them from being stolen. 】

[Therefore, everything is used to the extreme. 】

[Set up all kinds of hidden weapons in the tomb to ambush the news. 】

[There are boulders, quicksand, poisonous arrows, pits and so on. 】

...

Duan Ye sat on a stone pier under a big tree.

Behavior is very old fashioned.

In front of him was a group of children.

These children are notoriously noisy in the village.

now.

There was no sound.

Stand obediently in front of Duan Ye.

Everyone looked serious and listened intently.

The same is true for everyone in Mushroom House.

The audience in the live broadcast room became even more restless.

The comment area, where there were not many comments, scrolled quickly in an instant.

"You don't believe me, I'm an archeology teacher, and I always secretly learn knowledge from Teacher Duan."

"It's about tomb robbery! Is Mr. Duan going to talk about "Notes on Tomb Raiders"? Or is he going to talk about a new book?"

"Teacher Duan is not going to tell us the follow-up of "Tomb Raiders Notes"? Oh my god! Just thinking about it makes me excited!"

"Never mind! Dream about a follow-up to "Tomb Raiders Notes" first!"

"..."

at the same time.

Many fishermen who came back from the sea were also attracted by Duan Ye's storytelling voice.

He was actually carrying the big and small objects in his hand.

Stop directly at the entrance of the village.

More and more people are listening to books.

There are old people who come to listen with a small maza.

There are men who come to listen with their families.

There are women who come to listen with friends.

There are children who come from home together.

Duan Ye looked at the group of humming people in front of him.

After taking a sip of tea, he smiled lightly and continued.

[The ancestor of the Hu family was a well-known big landlord in ten miles and eight villages. 】

[There is a Ming proverb that one can only be rich for three generations. 】

[Even if there are mountains of gold and silver in the family, they cannot withstand the squandering of the prodigal sons and grandchildren. 】

[During the period of the Republic of China, it was passed down to Hu Guohua's generation, and the family fortune began to decline. 】

[First, the family was divided, and Hu Guohua was also divided into a lot of property, enough to live a lifetime without worrying about food and clothing. 】

[But he refused to learn well, first he was addicted to gambling, and later he smoked opium, which wiped out Wan Guan's family fortune. 】

[When he was young, he ate, drank, prostituted, gambled and smoked, and was full of five poisons. In the end, he was so poor that he didn't even have a big son. 】

【So he ran to borrow money from his uncle. 】

【He lied to his uncle that he wanted to marry a daughter-in-law. 】

now.

Everyone who listened to the book was emotionally aroused by Duan Ye.

As if he was that uncle.

There was a buzz of discussion.

Filled with anger.

"What a prodigal son, if Hu Guohua's ancestors knew about it, they would probably crawl out of the coffin angrily!"

"You bastard! If you don't want this money, give it to me! I won't have to worry about it for the next three lifetimes. I really don't know how to cherish it!"

"Eat, drink, prostitute, gamble, smoke, if this is placed in modern times, no matter what happens, you will get 100 bullets!"

"His uncle is also unlucky to have such an unlucky nephew! Uncle, don't lend him money!"

"I don't think his uncle will lend him money. Anyway, if it were me, I would only give him two big pockets!"

"Let's not rush to get angry, and listen to what Teacher Duan has to say next."

Everyone looked at Duan Ye expectantly.

Wait for him to continue talking.

At this time.

He turned the prayer beads in his hand unhurriedly, and said with a smile.

【His uncle was so moved that he burst into tears. He gave him 20 oceans and told him that he would live a good life after marrying a wife. 】

[Hu Guohua has the most ghost ideas. 】

[In order to deal with his uncle, he went home and found a craftsman who made paper figurines and paper horses. 】

[It is the kind that is burned to the dead. 】

[This paper maker is very skillful. 】

[As long as it is something you can say, he can do it perfectly. 】

【According to Hu Guohua's request, he made him a paper woman with a white paper. 】

[I also used watercolor to paint the eyebrows, nose, clothes, and hair of the paper woman. 】

[From a distance, it really looks like a living person. 】

Hear here.

Everyone's eyes widened in surprise, their nostrils slightly dilated.

This fucking is okay? ? ? ? ? ! ! !

He actually made a paper-made wife for himself.

Isn't this when you are dead? !

Hu Guohua still knows how to play.

at the same time.

Everyone found out.

Duan Ye is a real storyteller!

And said it so well!

Magnetic voice, tone that changes at any time according to the trend of the plot.

Even without accompaniment, it can easily bring the audience into the atmosphere of the book.

Bravo!

I just don't know what the story is.

The number of people watching the live broadcast room is constantly increasing.

Easily break through 100 million.

They were all attracted by Duan Ye's storytelling.

Looking at the wonderful expressions of everyone at the scene.

Duan Ye poured himself a cup of tea slowly.

Then, use the teacup lid to slowly skim off the tea leaves in the cup.

After a few sips, he started speaking again.

【Hu Guohua carried the paper man home, put it on the kang in the back room, and covered the paper man with a quilt. 】

【Thinking in my heart, when my uncle comes to visit in a few days, he will say that my daughter-in-law is sick, and let him take a look at it from a distance, so as to get away with it. 】

[After a few days, my uncle came to the door. Hu Guohua lied to him according to the plan, but he didn't expect him to be easy to fool at all. He wanted to see this nephew and daughter-in-law with his own eyes. 】

[The two argue outside the door. 】

【At this moment, the door curtain was lifted, and a white and clean woman came out from the house. 】

[Hu Guohua was surprised, Yo! Didn't I let the papermaker make paper figurines! ? How is this alive! ? ! ! 】

moment.

Everyone's hearts were raised in their throats, and they couldn't get up or down.

Can't wait to see what's next.

Duan Ye seemed to know how nervous everyone was.

Pause for a moment.

Pick up the teacup and drink a few sips of tea...

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