Chapter Eighty-Fifth: Anti-Amway

this side.

In order to successfully bring Dr. Chen and forty-seven Chinese compatriots back to China.

In order to avenge his dead girlfriend.

Leng Feng, this former Chinese People's Liberation Army soldier.

Going on a journey alone!

the other side.

San Fran Chinese Hospital.

Dr. Chen was shot.

Life is dying.

at this time.

Leng Feng suddenly drove his car into the wall and broke into it!

Without any weapons, without any support.

Break through the multi-faceted attack!

He narrowly saved Pasha and Richale, who were entrusted to him by Dr. Chen before his death.

On the way to escape.

Richale suddenly noticed the scar on the back of Leng Feng's hand.

She hurriedly bandaged Leng Feng.

"Don't think I'm making a fuss."

"No situation is the best."

"Those people just now were infected with Lamanla virus."

"Infected people will soon develop symptoms such as fever, hallucinations, ulceration, and sweating."

"It is a very rare and virulent virus that spreads by contact."

"From sickness to death."

"The longest is five months, and the shortest is four hours." 04

"And so far."

"There is no vaccine developed to cure this virus."

In the process of Richale giving Leng Feng science.

Leng Feng said with a bewildered expression and an indifferent expression.

Then smiled.

"fine."

"I bought health insurance."

The voice fell.

There was a sudden burst of laughter in the theater.

"Haha... What the hell is it that I have medical insurance! Hahaha..."

"Such a serious plot, suddenly came a sentence that I have medical insurance, I laughed to death, hahaha

"Hey! Leng Feng, are you worthy of Richale giving you the Kopramanza virus so seriously?"

"Is this because we, the audience, are too nervous to watch, so add such a plot to let us relax? Haha..."

"Shouldn't it only be for the purpose of relaxing the audience? I think it should be a foreshadowing!"

"I don't know, I don't know, let's continue to look down!"

"it is good!"

After Leng Feng explained the situation to the Huaxia Navy.

Richale asked him.

"Are you going to a Chinese-funded factory?"

"I think we should go to the U.S. consulate."

"There are marines there."

"It's the safest place in the world."

Leng Feng: "The Marine Corps is the best special forces in the world.

Leng Feng: "Why didn't they come to pick you up?"

Richale: "I've already notified them."

Leng Feng: "Where's the person?"

Leng Feng: "How did you notify them?"

Richale: "I @their twitter account."

The voice fell.

Leng Feng glanced at her.

Was amused.

Not only Leng Feng was amused.

All moviegoers were amused.

"Pfft haha! What? @twitteraccount?"

"Isn't this really funny? Hahaha!"

"She also said it in a serious way, which is even more funny!"

"Have you seen Leng Feng's expression? That's my expression! Hahaha!"

The audience thought that this outrageous party would end here.

did not expect.

The video is still going on!

Richale called the US consulate.

After connecting.

There was an emotionless mechanical voice on the other end of the phone.

"You are welcome to call the U.S. Consulate."

"Unfortunately, we have closed down."

finished speaking.

Richale slammed the phone angrily.

"Fuck!"

see.

Leng Feng said calmly.

"When I came, warships from various countries had already evacuated."

"When I'm standing on the pier looking out to sea.

"Among the countless distant masts."

"I see a star-spangled banner."

These few words, to put it bluntly, are just that.

Pretty Country is gone!

Of course Richale understood.

"parking!"

"parking!"

"I want to get off!"

"stop!"

Richale banged on the car body uncontrollably.

The audience thought that Leng Feng would not stop.

But this idea just appeared.

Just got slapped in the face.

Leng Feng stopped without hesitation!

Watching Richale get out of the car.

"I'm going! Really stopped! Haha!"

"I didn't expect Leng Feng to be a straight man! He's so obedient, haha."

"The development of this story really exceeded my expectations, what a surprise!"

"If this were placed in other films, Leng Feng would definitely not stop, but the script written by Teacher Duan just doesn't follow common sense!"

"Hahaha, the cold front stopped so decisively!"

"That's how it should be! Don't get used to her making troubles without reason! No matter what happens, make troubles without reason!"

The audience is discussing.

While seeing Richale get out of the car angrily.

Sudden.

Richale stopped.

The camera turns.

Leng Feng leaned against the car window with a joking face.

see.

The audience wondered.

"Hey? What's the matter? Why isn't Richale leaving?"

"She doesn't want to wait for Leng Feng to go down and bring it to her?"

"Don't! If that's the case, this movie will be too vulgar!"

"It doesn't look like it. You see, Leng Feng has a joke on his face, and he has no intention of getting out of the car to pull her back."

"Agreed, I guess it should be the road ahead, people can't walk through it, so they can only drive?"

"Who knows, let's see."

Just when everyone was guessing.

The camera flipped over again.

Not far ahead of the car.

Three lions are eating a zebra!

Richale watched the scene before him.

shrugged.

Backed into the car without hesitation!

Leng Feng smiled.

I clicked the lion watching outside the car with my chin.

"The Marines are here to pick you up."

ridicule!

What a sarcasm!

Richale didn't speak.

Leng Feng stepped on the gas.

The car rushed out!

The camera zooms out.

The car runs ahead.

A lion is chasing after him!

in an instant.

All the theaters of "Wolf Warrior 2" burst into laughter!

"Pfft hahaha! Isn't this a military war movie? Why is it so funny!"

"What the hell, I said why didn't that girl go away, so she ran into a cannibal hahaha!" 073

"Haha! Did Richale see that zebra? If you are self-willed, that will be your fate!"

"It's so witty! This plot is so cleverly added!"

"Yes! It can relieve our nervousness from watching the previous plot!"

Listen to the continuous laughter.

Netizens in the live broadcast room of the peaked cap man are almost puzzled to death!

"Brothers, isn't "Wolf Warrior 2" a military war movie? Why do they look like a funny movie?"

"I wonder too! Listening to this laughter, I feel that many funny movies are not as funny as this one!"

"There were gunshots and cannons in front, all kinds of bombardment, but now there seems to be no such sound, and then they started laughing!"

"What is this acting on? Laughing at them like this, didn't they say something angry and sad just now? How did it change so quickly?"

"And the number of people in this hall is not more than ten people, why do you feel like there are a hundred people?"

"Oh, don't guess, you won't be able to guess anything! Go to the theater and see for yourself and you will know?"

"I really have to watch "Wolf Warrior 2". After watching the live broadcasts on both sides, I decisively gave up "League of the Rich Enemies 4"! There is no sound in the live broadcast room over there!"

"That's right! "Rich Enemies 4" is either silent, or there are quarrels and complaints. It must be because the movie is not good!"

"What the hell, I originally came to watch the jokes of the viewers of "Wolf Warrior 2", but unexpectedly, I was amazed by the movie "Wolf Warrior 2"!"

"Ouch! Who isn't!"

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