Stop pretending, I have a chat group with gods

"I ...... Go to a ...... Toilet!".

Ye Chen walked out of the box crookedly!

At this moment, there was a burst of laughter behind him:

"It's embarrassing to open a commissary and come to a class reunion!".

"That's right, if it were me, I would definitely pretend to be busy with big business, and then deliberately not participate, so as not to be embarrassed!".

"Don't laugh at Mr. Ye, the commissary may be listed on the New York Stock Exchange next year!"

"Hahahaha, yes, yes, the first listed commissary in Huaxia hahaha......

".

"Why are there so many unproductive people in our class, it's really a shame for our fourth class! Who is sitting here, who has no industry? I feel ashamed to be at the same table with him!".

......

In fact, Ye Chen could hear all these ridicules, and every word was pierced in his heart! He knew very well that these classmates had been treating him as a useless waste, garbage, and shame for so many years!

The reason why he pretended to be drunk and went to the toilet was because he received a breakup text message from his girlfriend and he was going to the toilet to make a call.

"Nana, if I did something wrong, should I fix it right away?!".

"Is it useful to change? I can't even take out a 100,000 bride price, what do you give me the future? My cousin asked for a 660,000 bride price, and the other party gave it without saying a word! Unlike you, you can't borrow 100,000 yuan!"

"I've been trying to save money, and I'm sure I'll be able to save enough in two years!!".

"Two years? What are you kidding! As far as your commissary is concerned, you can't save 100,000 yuan in ten years, don't delay my future with garbage like you, Zhou Shao said to give me 500,000 dowry, so you are not worthy of me!

After saying that, Nana hung up the phone ruthlessly!

Ye Chen never dreamed that a well-behaved woman who was like a little white rabbit last night would become so ruthless today, and even called him rubbish?

Ye Chen was extremely embarrassed, and his peers were still eating their mother's meal...... But he paid for the beating of society early. Isn't it true that people who are poor do not deserve love?

With a knife in his heart, he simply sat on the toilet in the toilet, looking at the ceiling in a daze, full of good memories of the past three years.

Bang dang!

The mobile phone in his hand was not held steady, and suddenly fell to the ground.

Ding-dong!

A crisp voice suddenly sounded in my head!

Ye Chen picked up his mobile phone, swiped it open, and a chat window of a WeChat group appeared in front of ......

Heavenly Court Good Treasure Little Wukong: Jade Emperor Lao'er, you are going too far, instigating the Queen Mother not to give me the invitation to the 10086th Realm Peach Conference.

The most handsome Bajie in Kyushu: What did you make the peach into last time, you didn't have a little pressure in your heart?

Bodhi Ancestor is a little sweet: Wukong, how many times have you been told by the teacher, to be a man, to be low-key, low-key, do you know how to be a man? If you don't understand, the teacher will teach you again

Erlang Neuropathy: Splash Monkey obviously just wants to see our little fairy!

Heavenly Court Good Treasure Little Wukong: Shut up, Lao Tzu just wants to go to Yaochi to take a bath,

The most handsome and good Bajie in Kyushu: Fart, you just want to go to Yaochi to soak a girl!

Seeing these nervous chat records, Ye Chen looked confused, thinking: What are you embarrassed to call the Jade Emperor, Bodhi Ancestor? Lao Tzu is still the Chaos Heavenly Ancestor!

Ding!Your group business card has been modified successfully!

"Welcome Chaos Heavenly Ancestor to the group chat. "

Immediately afterwards, such a line of small words appeared in the group system, and the group chat that was still in full swing just now instantly quieted down ......

At this time, Ye Chen glanced at the group name - Heavenly Court Blowing Water Group No. 1

Poof!

Ye Chen almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood.

This can't be a chat group for any company, right?

At this time, all the immortals in the group were thinking in front of their mobile phones with a confused face, what is the Chaos Heavenly Ancestor, they have never heard of this name in the Heavenly Court for tens of thousands of years!

The Jade Emperor secretly thought in his heart: Chaos Heavenly Ancestor, what kind of immortal is this? Wait for me to calculate! Hmm? With my cultivation, I can't even figure out where he came from, what kind of immortal he is, and how many cultivations he has...... What the hell is this? No, there shouldn't be an existence in Heaven that I can't calculate!

Sun Wukong thought to himself: Wow, what is the Chaos Heavenly Ancestor? Bodhi Lao'er is silent, could it be my master's master?

Bajie: What is it? Chaos? Heavenly Ancestor? I've only heard of the Ancestor, when will there be a Heavenly Ancestor? Dare to call yourself the Heavenly Ancestor, is it a little arrogant? Could there really be anyone in this world before the Chaos World? How is this possible!??

......

The group was silent for three minutes!

No one dares to speak first!

The Jade Emperor took out the posture that the group leader should have, and politely sent a message to ask.

First Brother of Heavenly Court (Jade Emperor): May I ask who is here? Why can't I calculate the geometry of cultivation?

Seeing the group leader's sudden question, Ye Chen couldn't cry or laugh, these people really regard themselves as immortals? Ye Chen, who was already in an unhappy mood, didn't think about it and began to start: Ancestor, I have experienced more than 94,000 eons, how can it be that you turtle grandchildren can calculate?

As soon as this remark came out, the group fell silent again.

The Jade Emperor secretly wondered in his heart:, Lao Tzu is only more than 10,000 eons! He has more than 90,000 eons? What kind of awesome existence is this? Sure enough, there is a heaven outside the sky, and there are people outside the world? Could it be that there is really a hidden heavenly ancestor in the heavenly court?

The rest of the immortals were all as shocked by Ye Chen's braggathing as the Jade Emperor!

After another thirty seconds of silence, ......

A red envelope finally broke the silence!

"Welcome to the Chaos Ancestor!".

This is a decision made by the Jade Emperor after thinking about it for a long time, after all, there are countless immortals in the heavenly court, and only this new guy in the group is the guy who has never counted the immortal position and the past, not to mention that this guy claims to have crossed more than 90,000 tribulations, this Nima is a perverted and awesome existence.

What if it's really the Heavenly Ancestor or the Heavenly Ancestor who comes to Weifu for a private visit? This is a big guy who can't be offended easily.

But if it's not a big guy, I'll ask him to send a red envelope later, and see what kind of ghost he can send, and you can know this guy's rank.

This red envelope can be regarded as the Jade Emperor's throwing bricks and attracting jade, but it is just used to test how many catties and taels the Chaos Heavenly Ancestor has, after all, the immortals are not so easy to fool.

The Jade Emperor is a well-known scheming dog!

Whoosh!

Ye Chen didn't think about it, and reflexively clicked directly on the red envelope.

Ding!

Congratulations on winning three "Ruyi Jindan".

Just when Ye Chen was confused about what is Ruyi Jindan, the group exploded instantly.

The most handsome and good Bajie in Kyushu: "Wow, the Chaos Heavenly Ancestor is really lucky, the king of luck!".

Heavenly Court Good Treasure Little Wukong: "Heavenly Ancestor is mighty!".

Erlang is neurotic: "Heavenly Ancestor is domineering!".

The old king next door to Tota Tian: "Welcome the Heavenly Ancestor to join the Heavenly Court Blowing Water Group!Suggest that the Jade Emperor give a management!".

Seeing that everyone was so bloody, Ye Chen looked confused again......

"Tianzu is so lucky, send a red envelope to the children?"

Just when he didn't know what was going on, Han Han Bajie popped up with such a sentence.

Although Bajie looks naïve, he actually understands what the Jade Emperor is thinking, so he deliberately said what the Jade Emperor wanted to say. There is no one in the entire Heavenly Court who is more sycophant than Bajie!

What the hell? Tell him to give out red envelopes? Where does he go to get some Jindan to give out red envelopes?

Ye Chen didn't know at all that this Heavenly Court No. 1 Blowing Water Group was testing him, once he revealed his stuff, he might face terrifying punishment, these immortals were not easy to mess with, who dared to deceive the immortals, the end would be worse than the eighteenth layer of hell.

Ye Chen was a little apprehensive, thinking in his heart: Lao Tzu has no golden pill, Lao Tzu is so poor that he only has spicy strips, do you want to give you spicy strips?

After saying that, he touched his pocket, which was a few bags of spicy strips in his pocket when he went out.

However, he reached out and found that his pocket was empty!

...... at this point

The crowd is already boiling.

"Wow! What is this?".

"I got it!".

"What is this? It looks rare!".

"Heavenly Ancestor, Heavenly Ancestor, what kind of elixir is this, can you add a few years of cultivation?"

"Boom, I didn't grab ......

."

Ye Chen looked at this neurotic group with a confused face again, completely confused. This spicy strip really came out of thin air?

"It's a snack!!Bring it to eat!" Ye Chen sent a message in.

It will be ...... for a while

The most handsome and good Bajie in Kyushu: Alas, oh my mother, the thief Lala is delicious, and Tai Nima is delicious, a hundred times more delicious than the ginseng fruit!

Brother Dragon King of the East China Sea: I didn't dive in vain today, and I grabbed a rare thing.

The Queen Mother's Little Princess: Oh my God...... What kind of delicacy is this, the feast of heaven can't compare to this tenth! Oh my God......

Chang'e No. 1: People's lips have become more bright red and full, and they are shiny, oops, I love this delicious and beautiful thing!

Erlang Neuropathy: Envy the Heavenly Ancestor, you can eat such holy products every day!

And although the Jade Emperor was silent, what this old boy thought in his heart was: This is really a treasure among the treasures in the world, I didn't expect the Chaos Heavenly Ancestor to be really awesome, and casually sending a red envelope is an unheard of treasure, it seems that I have to hug the Heavenly Ancestor's thigh in the future! Lao Tzu wants to slap him well!

Seeing this picture, Ye Chen felt that he might have drunk too much, or he might be really crazy.

Just a spicy strip can make these immortals so bloody

Since you're all drunk, why don't you play a big game with your own illusions?

Since these unseen local buns love spicy strips so much, it is better to ......

A crooked thought flashed through Ye Chen's mind.