Stop pretending, I have a chat group with gods

Ye Chen couldn't cry or laugh now, it turned out that the immortals of Heavenly Court also had such a problem like humans.

Ye Chen also secretly opened the avatars of the gods one by one to see their appearance, after all, as a mortal, it is quite an honor to be able to see the honor of the immortals, but now it seems that the avatars of these immortals may also be "beautiful", so ...... Ahem, ahem!

Ye Chen felt more and more that the immortals were not so high!

It's just that this whistling dog is indeed too different from the whistling dog I know in my head.

The roaring dog in the mythical story, that is the tiger and the tiger, and even majestic, it can be said without exaggeration that it is the existence of the cow coaxing, and the legend is more legendary than the other, it is simply the general of the dog, the hero of the dog, and the supreme of the dog. At least it's also a military dog-level style and temperament, right?

Can...... The legendary dog that is so powerful and has been so mythologized is not only not the temperament of a military dog, but also ...... The temperament of a small milk dog.

The appearance of this little pudding, Ye Chen was afraid that he would trample it to death.

Because, without exaggeration, the Howling Dog is the size of one of his feet.

This is still the body shape you see when your hair is fluffy, and if you shave it, ......

cough cough cough cough ......

Ye Chen couldn't think about it anymore, after this hair was shaved, wouldn't there be a loss left? Could it be that the body was just bigger than an ordinary water pipe?

Ahem, ahem, ahem, ......

Ye Chen couldn't help but laugh now, he felt more and more that the immortals and beasts of the heavenly court were cute.

Much cuter than he knew in mythological stories.

The gods and goddesses known in myths and stories are all majestic, rigid, cold, taciturn, or fierce.

In short, it's all that kind of incomparably lofty and unattainable posture.

It is mortals who have a distance beyond reach.

But now ......

found that the immortals seemed to be more funny than the other, one cuter than the other, and one flesh and blood more flesh and blood.

They also have personalities, emotions, and even tempers.

Actually, it's the same in some ways as mortals.

"In your eyes, what does Wang Wang look like?"

This cute and cute look is so cute, the kind of cuteness that can make your heart cute just by looking at it.

If a girl sees it, she will have no resistance.

"Uh............ That's what it looks like. "

"What is this?" the little guy stuck out his tongue and looked at Ye Chen.

This little appearance is really like a small toy.

"Actually, there are a lot of myths about the Howling Dog in the folk, and the common people worship the Howling Dog very much, and the Roaring Dog is a divine dog and has done a lot of great things...... Like what...... Like what...... Like what...... Therefore, mortals believe that the Howling Sky Dog is a guardian god who can keep everyone safe, which is equivalent to ...... A police dog in the sky, do you know what a police dog is?"

Ye Chen's words made the little guy's eyes light up even more: "Wow, there is such a high prestige among the people? How can mortals know these stories so clearly? Which immortal leaked the news to Ben Wang?"

After listening to Ye Chen's few short stories, the little guy didn't expect that his gossip news was everywhere among the people.

For example, the fact that he ate the moon was even falsely rumored by the people to become such a version.

"Ahem, I don't know who is so gossipy, and spread your story to the people, in fact, your story is okay, and the story of some gods is amazing...... And the story of the gods or the story of the romance!hahaha!" Ye Chen chatted with a dog.

"Hahahaha, a romantic story, whose story is so romantic?"

"For example, there are immortals who give birth to nine sons...... Someone has a lot of sons and can have feelings with different animals, you say...... Is he a scumbag?".

Ye Chen didn't name him directly!

These words made the Howling Sky Dog laugh instantly: "Hahahahaha...... Hahahaha...... Hahaha...... He didn't have nine sons? Those nine were just an approximation, no, no, no, just an adjective, to be exact. Not only did he have more than nine sons, but he ...... cough cough cough ...... Don't talk about it, it's not good to gossip about others behind your back. "

The little guy wants to talk and stops!

After Ye Chen heard this, he couldn't help but laugh in his heart.

"Okay, okay, don't say it, don't say it!".

"But...... You're right, but that's not all, it's ......

."

The little guy talked to Ye Chen about the rest of the gossip news of the great god.

These news simply made Ye Chen cry and laugh.

In the folk gossip, the topic of the dragon giving birth to nine sons...... There are also countless versions, one of which is that his son actually had nine hundred and ninety-nine ......

In other words, there are actually countless women in that old pervert. Even, he is not only in love with animals, but also has a fetish for plants. In short, the old pervert is a guy who can't control his crotch at any time.

There are even rumors that the old guy has come to the people to find a lot of women.

There were also innocent maidens who were pregnant with his dragon species.

Therefore, there will be a kind of existence that is neither human nor god.

These dragon species don't have the powerful spells of the gods, but they have dragon genes, so they will have some abilities.

These abilities don't reach the level of immortals, and they're more powerful than mortals.

Therefore, those who have special abilities in the mortal world are likely to be dragon species!

Ye Chen didn't believe these rumors when they were circulated among the people at first, but when these were said by the Roaring Sky Dog, Ye Chen believed it.

After all, it's from God.

That is......

cough cough cough cough ......

Ye Chen felt more and more that the world of immortals was actually a world that could not be tolerated.

Immortals sometimes can't control themselves.

"Is the son of the big guy you mentioned really a lot among the people?" Ye Chen asked again.

"Well, a lot, but because they were born secretly, many of these dragon species are actually not good stubble, and even they have been indignant because they didn't get a name, so many dragons are obviously becoming evildoers. The posture of not being a god, not a ghost, or a man, does many evils. Ay...... can be regarded as a loser in the fairy world. "

Hearing the roaring dog say this, Ye Chen couldn't cry or laugh.

It turns out that the gods also have the trouble of parenting.

Immortals also have times when they have no way to teach their children.

Immortals also have abusive feelings, merciful everywhere, and irresponsible ......

cough cough cough cough ......

This certain god is really ......

It's hard to put into words!

If we don't catch these things, won't they bring harm to the world?

"Why doesn't the fairy world find these illegitimate children, and then train and educate them in a unified manner, or...... Or just give them some knighthood or something to get them on the right path? or...... Just call them to immortals, even if they can't be officials, they can be soldiers!"

Ye Chen was curious as to why these immortal seeds had fallen into the mortal world.