Street test: Pretending to be a ghost to scare people? Die!

The plane landed.

Zhang Hao went to the hotel to settle his luggage, and then he took Liu Feng to the point!

"Master, you should take off your robe!"

"The place we are going to is a man's paradise!"

"It seems a bit inappropriate for you to go there wearing a robe."

Zhang Hao couldn't help but persuade him.

Liu Feng waved his hand and said, "You can play your own games later, I will make my own arrangements."

Zhang Hao was stunned!

Master, is he going to act separately? ? ?

"It's weird. Master always uses me as a meat shield. There is no reason to act separately!"

Zhang Hao thought in his heart and felt that it was better not to separate from the master.

At least following the master, being a meat shield is an open meat shield.

Once separated...

God knows how the master will plot against him!

When Zhang Hao thought of this, he immediately expressed his objection:

"Master, how can this be possible?"

"I said I would take you here to relax, why do you let me go alone?"

"Besides, this is a world-famous entertainment resort!"

"There are countless beauties, and the ways to play are unimaginable!"

"We finally go abroad, don't you want to go and take a look?"

Zhang Hao said with a suspicious look.

"Master, you don't go to Pattaya..."

"You haven't been here before, have you?"

"You've played with all the girls, so you're not interested?"

"Otherwise, as a man, there's no reason for you to hold back!"

"Unless you are impotent!"

Zhang Hao said it very directly.

Liu Feng almost couldn't breathe!

The audience in the live broadcast room immediately gave a thumbs up!

[Hahaha, Xiao Zhang is too brave! ]

[Master: How can a mouth with a temperature of 37 degrees say such cold words...]

[Impotence? ? I am dying of laughter! ]

[Hahahaha, Xiao Zhang's mouth is too bad!! ]

[Master, can you tolerate this? Beat him! ]

[Fuck! Master got a mourning stick! ]

[Fight, fight, Master and Xiao Zhang are fighting! ]

On the show.

Liu Feng picked up the mourning stick and beat Zhang Hao hard!

Zhang Hao grimaced in pain, but his mouth did not stop.

"I am anxious, Master, you are anxious!"

"It seems that I have hit your sore spot..."

"Master, don't panic! I have medicine here!"

"Asan's double-effect medicine will ensure that you will soar to the sky and stay up every night!"

As soon as Zhang Hao finished speaking.

Liu Feng stopped.

"Old Zhang, provocation doesn't work on me."

"But you're right about one thing--"

"It's so hard to go abroad, I should really go to Pattaya."

Liu Feng put away his mourning stick.

Liu Feng was still a little curious about this world-famous entertainment resort.

It's just that the pressure of being chased by evil spirits was too great, so he didn't want to travel.

"Anyway, the place I'm going to is near Pattaya."

"Then I'll go shopping with you first, and then we'll go our separate ways."

Liu Feng finalized the plan.

Zhang Hao was relieved immediately!

As long as the master is willing to go to Pattaya, everything will be fine!

He didn't believe that the master would abandon him and run away after seeing the bright lights and feasting paradise on earth!

"Master, let's have dinner early and then go straight to Pattaya!"

Zhang Hao laughed and looked forward to the evening show.

Liu Feng said "hmm" and continued to look at the map.

...

Evening.

In front of the hotel.

"Master, this is Mr. Li Ming, the tour guide I found online!"

"He is an old overseas Chinese and has lived here for more than ten years!"

Zhang Hao introduced the guide arranged by the program team to Liu Feng.

"Hello, Master!"

"Old Zhang has told me that you are the best in the world!"

"You don't have to pay for the tour guide. It is my honor to be your tour guide!"

Li Ming was very excited, but this was not an act.

He also watched the live broadcast of the program team and knew that the master in front of him was a real immortal!

He wanted to get an autographed photo on the spot!

It's just...

"Master, are you sure you want to go to Pattaya in a Taoist robe?"

Li Ming couldn't help but remind him.

As a result, before Liu Feng could speak, Zhang Hao had already rolled his eyes.

"Taoist robe... Master has a mourning stick under his robe!"

Zhang Hao secretly complained in his heart.

This fucking didn't know, and thought the master was going to mourn!

"Don't Taoist priests go to Pattaya?"

Liu Feng asked back, while also looking at Li Ming.

He is in his thirties, 1.7 meters tall, and weighs 170 kilograms. He is almost as fat as a ball.

!

However, Li Ming looked very enthusiastic and gave people a good impression.

"And let's be honest, we still have to pay the tour guide."

"Otherwise we will change the tour guide."

Liu Feng waved his hand and was generous for once.

Zhang Hao's mouth twitched.

Because he was the one who paid!

"Fortunately, it can be reimbursed, otherwise, with my little family background, the master would have spent it all!"

Zhang Hao secretly complained, and at the same time gave Li Ming a wink, asking Li Ming to stop entangled in irrelevant issues.

Li Ming understood, and the next second he showed a smile that all men understand.

"Pattaya doesn't say that Taoist priests can't go. If the master wants to wear a Taoist robe, just feel free!"

"It's getting late, let's go now!"

"Just stroll around and watch the performance first, and then..."

Li Ming laughed.

Zhang Hao also laughed.

Then what to do?

Of course, pick a girl!

"Let's go!"

Zhang Hao imitated Liu Feng and waved his hand with a heroic look!

But the vulgarity in his eyes could not be concealed.

The three got into Li Ming's car, and Liu Feng sat in the co-pilot.

"Mr. Li, do you know this place?"

Liu Feng opened the map on his mobile phone and asked Li Ming to look at the place marked by the system.

"Master, please don't call me Mr. Li, it's embarrassing for me, just call me Xiao Li!"

"As for the place you mentioned..."

"It's a temple!"

Li Ming looked at Liu Feng's map carefully, and his expression changed slightly.

"This place is a bit weird. If you want to go, it's best to go during the day."

Li Ming gave a suggestion.

Liu Feng was excited when he heard it.

"What's so weird about this temple?"

As Liu Feng asked, Zhang Hao also pricked up his ears.

Li Ming was a little embarrassed.

Because he knew that Zhang Hao's glasses had a camera, and it was live broadcast now!

If he told the secret of the temple, it would be fine in private.

But with millions of people watching, how could he make it public?

Will he be alive later?

"What do you know? Tell me now!"

Zhang Hao couldn't help but urged.

Li Ming felt a little annoyed when he heard that.

If Zhang Hao hadn't been in the car, he would have said it long ago!

"Master, the Dharma is not passed on to the six ears."

Li Ming waved his hand and asked Liu Feng to get closer.

Then Li Ming whispered something...

"?"

Zhang Hao was stunned!

What the hell?

This Li Ming was invited by the program team!

As a result, he had to hide the story of a temple from the program team?

Is this a mistake! ?

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't stand it anymore.

[What's wrong with this fat guy? Why is he whispering? ]

[What can't I, a VIP, hear! ? ]

[Fuck! The program team deliberately created suspense, right? 】

【I have been guarding the live broadcast room for more than ten hours, and you tell me that I can’t listen? ? 】

【This is too much, brothers, please report it! 】