Street test: Pretending to be a ghost to scare people? Die!

The second live broadcast site.

The assistant director looked at Liu Feng in the video and couldn't help showing a look of doubt.

"Are these the master's personal experiences?"

"It shouldn't be!"

"All these troubles are because of money. The master is a god, how can he lack money to spend?"

The assistant director couldn't help but mutter.

He immediately received a lot of contemptuous eyes!

Mu Lao, Zhang Suihan, Master Hongyuan, and a group of high-level Taoists all looked at him like a fool.

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"Did I say something wrong?"

The assistant director didn't react a little.

It was the assistant who held him back and whispered to him:

"Master, you are here to practice Taoism, and practicing Taoism means experiencing the ups and downs of ordinary people!"

"Master, as the only true immortal in the world, it must be easy for you to make money!"

"But as an ordinary person experiencing life, it is too difficult to make a lot of money without using immortal arts."

"If you meet a wife who spends so much money, I think you will worry to death!"

The assistant director suddenly understood after hearing what the assistant said!

Ordinary people have to bear such heavy expenses, which is really stressful...

On the show.

Zhang Hao came back to his senses.

He was not interested in finding a girlfriend!

He suddenly realized that his salary was not enough to make a living.

If you count the red envelopes and gifts during festivals...

"If you really want a monthly salary of 10,000, you might as well go to wash your feet!"

"Changing brides every day is much more cost-effective than finding a girlfriend to marry!"

Zhang Hao muttered in his heart.

The only disadvantage of washing feet is that you can't have children.

But he didn't expect his children to support him in his old age, so it didn't matter whether he had children or not.

Seeing Zhang Hao's changing expression, Liu Feng couldn't help but change the subject.

"It's not that there are no good girls. Even if the current society is very impetuous, there are still good wives to live with."

"It's just that it's hard to find..."

"I'm too lazy to spend the energy. Old Zhang, you can pay more attention to it."

"But you have to give up your hobby of washing feet first!"

Liu Feng said with some contempt.

This guy only knows how to wash his feet every day. Even if he really meets a good woman, it's purely a waste of time!

Zhang Hao nodded subconsciously.

Then Zhang Hao couldn't help but say: "Master, what you just said... are not all your personal experiences?"

Liu Feng waved his hand when he heard it.

"There's no need to talk about the past. People should look forward."

Liu Feng is very open-minded.

He has died before, and now he is starting a new life, so he must look forward.

Just avoid the pitfalls you have stepped on in the past and live a more comfortable life!

After listening to Liu Feng's words, Zhang Hao was immediately dissatisfied.

"Is this the so-called love between immortals and demons?"

"This is not the love story I want!"

Zhang Hao shouted wildly in his heart!

He also wanted to write a novel storybook, which would be passed down through the ages among the people!

The result is just like this?

What else can a wife who spends money like water do except to start a war of words on the Internet?

In a few days, this matter will be forgotten by people and will not make any waves.

"This can't be written into a drama storybook at all!"

"Even if it is written, it can't be widely circulated, let alone passed down through the ages!"

"No... let the master tell another one!"

"Even if it tells the story of him and the courtesan, it will be fine!"

Zhang Hao was unwilling.

Following the master, he might die one day.

We must seize the time to leave more meaningful things!

"Master, besides this, you have no other emotional experience?"

"For example, the beautiful and talented courtesan on the Qinhuai River..."

Zhang Hao reminded him with a wink.

Liu Feng rolled his eyes when he heard it.

Not to mention this life, even in his previous life, he lived in modern society, where could he know a courtesan!

"Don't ask me, I don't have so many stories."

"You just need to remember one thing..."

"I'm not Zero!"

Liu Feng cursed and made a serious statement.

This thing must be made clear, otherwise he was afraid that Lao Zhang would take the initiative one day and get him two young handsome men...

Liu Feng shuddered at the thought!

...

"Master, I know you are not Zero, can you tell me about your relationship with the courtesan?"

"You can even talk about the forbidden love with the female fairy!"

"Don't say you haven't even slept with a female ghost!"

...

Zhang Hao asked tirelessly.

Even on the plane, Zhang Hao couldn't stop talking!

Liu Feng couldn't stand it anymore!

"Stop nagging!"

"This is for next time

The destination, you arrange the process. "

Liu Feng opened the mobile phone map and asked Zhang Hao to look at the place marked by the system.

Zhang Hao took a look and was immediately attracted!

The increasingly fierce quarrel between men and women in the live broadcast room also stopped for a moment.

[Uncles and aunts, please stop quarreling. It affects my homework.]

[What time is it and you are still doing homework, you are a loser. I finished it at more than nine o'clock!]

[The master's next destination is out! Look!]

[Yu Shang... How do you pronounce that word? Which uncle or aunt can tell me?]

[Fuck? Am I dazzled??]

[Ah, this... is this the public place that the master is talking about! ? ]

[It's a bit outrageous, brothers! ]

[Yushangyuan Bath Center... Master is serious? ]

[6, Xiao Zhang is about to take off again! ]

[You old noobs, hurry up and tell me, how do you pronounce that word! ? ]

[Hehe~ You have no manners at all, I won't tell you, go do your homework! ]

The second live broadcast site.

When Mu Lao saw the destination, he couldn't help shaking his head.

"It seems that there is no need to live broadcast, the bathhouse will be blocked if it is broadcast randomly!"

As soon as Mu Lao finished speaking.

The assistant director agreed!

Zhang Suihan frowned and said:

"If we can't live broadcast, we can't know the situation on the scene."

"If there is an accident, we may not be able to support the master!"

"This hotel is a lesson for us! "

Others nodded when they heard this.

Although most of them are ordinary people, some of them are not ordinary people!

Mr. Mu and Master Hongyuan are both people who can support the master!

The assistant director thought about it and couldn't help but propose a compromise!

"Why don't we stay near the bath center."

"Once Xiao Zhang sends out a distress signal, Mr. Mu, Master Hongyuan and the ghost actor will go in to support immediately!"

...

"System, I want to sign in!"

"Ding——"

"Sign in successfully!"

"The number of consecutive sign-in days is now five!"

A new day has arrived.

Early in the morning.

Liu Feng returned home and changed his clothes. As soon as he turned on the computer, Zhang Hao knocked on the door.

"Master, I have booked the ticket!"

"We will leave in an hour. Let's go to the station quickly! "

Zhang Hao also changed his clothes, wearing a T-shirt, shorts, sneakers, all in white!

With the mourning stick in his hand, he looked like a mourning son!

Liu Feng looked gloomy!

It was early in the morning, and he thought Zhang Hao was wearing a shroud at first glance!

Back to the computer desk, Liu Feng opened Genting and replied:

"Don't be so anxious, let's go later."

"And you refund the ticket, let's drive there."

Zhang Hao came to Liu Feng and saw that he was logging into the game...

Zhang Hao stretched out his hand and forced Liu Feng to shut down the computer!

"Master, you are still in the mood to play games?"

"Aren't you afraid that the ghost fairy will chase you and chop your head in half from behind while you are playing games?"

"Then we will become two chamber pots!"

"It's just right that I can get one and pee in it every day!"