Strongest High School Student

See Zhang Tianci here, big bald eyes a bright, nasal cavity issued a vague whine.

Obviously, he's calling for help. This guy is stupid enough to calm down. It should be noted that such performance will drag Zhang Tianci into the water.

But the old fisherman was obviously stunned. He fixed his eyes and looked at Zhang Tianci and Su Su Su suspiciously. Maybe the old fisherman didn't understand why Zhang Tianci and Zhang Tianci were here, whether they were captives like themselves, or whether they had collusion with these evil spirits.

"Ha ha, little brother, do you think the two fish are big tonight?" Pointing to the two captives on the ground, the fisherman asked Zhang Tianci with pride.

Zhang Tianci frowned and said, "so you said the big fish is human? But when people look at them, they are not big either

The fisherman laughed and said, "you don't know about this. These two people, in fact, are very big. Then, this thin old man is the first person in the world, the great immortal of Longhu Mountain! You can subdue demons and catch ghosts, and cross Yin and Yang! This fat man is the Dharma protector of the great immortal of Longhu Mountain. He is also a figure. How old are they, you say

Grass, you've lost your face!

Zhang Tianci scolded in his heart, but shook his head blankly: "master of heaven, immortal?"? Isn't it said that the great immortal Tianshi is very powerful? How could he be caught by the fishing net casually? "

"He is very good indeed! You see, you can't even kick. " The fisherman got up and kicked the old man in the stomach.

The old fisherman took a puff from his face in pain, but he gritted his teeth and did not speak.

The fisherman kicked again and said, "the night before yesterday, there was seven yuan to solve the problem, which broke a good thing for me. At that time, I didn't understand. Now I know, it must be the old immortal master who is against me behind my back! "

Zhang Tianci opened his mouth and pretended to know nothing, but he thought that the fisherman was stupid enough. What's the relationship between the seven yuan solution the day before yesterday and the old fisherman?

The fisherman cleaned up the old fisherman, and then came to clean up the big bald head. He said, "this bald thief is also hateful. He is as disgusting as the old bald thief of Hongfa. He even uses boy urine and mud to make mud balls and shoot into the lake with a catapult."

After listening to this sentence, Zhang Tianci simply collapsed!

I didn't expect that my great Dharma protector, who was in his thirties, even played with urine mud. After that, where is the face of Longhushan?

What's more, is the bald head still a boy? I didn't expect that.

"Those children's urine pills, though they can't do us any harm, are really disgusting!" The more the fisherman said, the more angry he kicked in the crotch of big bald head: "I'll waste you today, let you pee again!"

"Ouch Wuwu... " The big bald head screamed from his nose, and looked at Zhang Tianci, eager for help in his eyes.

Qu Xiangu looked at her words and expressions, and felt that something was wrong. She asked cautiously, "two Bi Ren, this hairless guy, do you know you?"

Zhang Tianci laughs and shakes his head: "my sister thinks too much. We are all forcing people. How can we know such a birdman?"

The scholar ghost also suspected, pulled off the rag on the big bald mouth and asked, "dead bald, do you know the two young people here?"

"Pooh!" Big bareheaded spat scholar ghost, scolded: "I certainly know each other, one is your father, the other is your mother!"

Big bald head is also lovely, such a curse, and Zhang Tianci and Su Su's relationship, pulled to the husband and wife's share. However, this guy is sober now, concealing his relationship with Zhang Tianci and pretending to be a stranger.

The scholar ghost shook his head, put the rag into the big bald head's mouth, and said: "nonsense, they are so young, how can they be my parents? What's more, how can this little lady have children if she hasn't married yet

Big bald head, wagging his head and tail, clenching his teeth. But the little ghosts in the hall swarmed on, pinched his mouth and let the scholar ghost put the rag back.

Qu Xiangu put down her doubts and said with a smile, "I don't want the two fish here. I don't want this beautiful little sister, but I like this little husband. Let's play with each other for a short night

The scholar ghost laughed obstinately, rubbed his hands to Su Su Su and said, "this little lady is my dish..."

The fisherman's face turned black. He stopped the scholar and said, "sour scholar, you can't turn to you now. Go away!"

"Do you really think I'm afraid of you The scholar is so angry that he will turn his face when he rolls up his sleeves.

All of a sudden, the tall statue of Avalokitesvara shook and said, "bold, bold, how dare you be bold in front of me? You all stand aside for me. These two little dolls are my offerings

Zhang Tianci and Su Su Su, pretending to be surprised and afraid, stood up together and asked, "how can the clay Bodhisattva speak?"

In fact, when Zhang Tianci entered the temple, he found out that the statue was not right. It just didn't expose it.

"I am not a clay Bodhisattva, I am a true God. Two little dolls, it's your honor to devote yourself to me The statue of Guanyin said.Zhang Tianci took Su Su, looked around, hesitated and said, "what, what, in a mess? Sorry, we're going back. "

But Zhang Tianci has not yet moved. The figure in front of the temple flickers, and several guys have blocked the gate.

"Sin, sin..." The old monk came forward, clapped his hands and said, "two little benefactors, don't you understand? The people here are ghosts. They want to harm you. Good, I can't protect you. I'm sorry to the Buddha and the fasting food for decades. "

"What, are ghosts here? Not really? " Zhang Tianci looked at everyone in surprise and then dressed.

The old monk sighed and shook his head.

With a smile, Qu Xiangu said, "don't listen to the old monk's nonsense. Come with me. I'll show you my three inch lotus. "

With that, Qu Xiangu waved her hand, and the sleeve flew out and entangled Zhang Tianci's waist.

"Oh, what kind of magic do you have?" Zhang Tianci exclaimed in surprise. He was carried by the water sleeve and rushed to Qu Xiangu's arms.

The hand that had been holding hands with Su Su also involuntarily separated.

But at the same time, the statue of Guanyin also raised her hand, and a piece of white porcelain flew out and hit Qu Xiangu's water sleeve.

Sleeve immediately retracted, Zhang Tianci a stagger, then stood still, looking at the statue in amazement.

"Cousin..." Su Su exclaimed, ran over and held Zhang Tianci's hand again.

Qu Xiangu turned to look at the statue and said angrily, "old ghost, can't you let me have a taste every time