Strongest High School Student
Chapter 141
When he came to the door, Zhang Tianci looked at it carefully. He saw that there was no gate in the earth temple, only the doorposts on both sides. There are couplets on the doorpost, which says: "the temple is small, the supernatural power is great, the sky is high, the sun and the moon are long."
On the shrine in the door Dang, there are two half stone heads, one male and one female, but they are the standard local temple of husband and wife shop.
The incense burner in front of the shrine was filled with incense dust. Although the incense has been extinguished, but there is still a curl of fragrance. In front of the door, the red firecracker scraps of paper fell on the ground, showing the heyday of incense.
Zhang Tianci walked around the earth temple, looked at the couplet in front of the door and said with a smile: "the temple is small, the wind is big, the hole is shallow, and there are more than eight kings. There are so many incense sticks in a small ruined temple. It seems that the old couple in it have some magical power. "
"God, you are not afraid of the blame of the Lord of the earth for speaking like this?" Jin Siyu asked.
"Blame? Does he dare to blame me for not being a senior official? " With a smile, Zhang Tianci suddenly stood still and pinched a magic formula of calling for land. He pointed to the statue and said in his mouth, "call the earth God here. Guard the gate of water and fire for thousands of years. Follow me on the road. I will appear when I hear my call. Hurry as a law
After the incantation, Zhang Tianci accepted the formula and waited.
"Will he come out?" Jin Siyu asked in a low voice.
Zhang YUELIAN smiles and says, "it should be. The great immortal's call, the general land City God, dare not disobey. Unless, it doesn't want a black hat. Because the Heavenly Master has the privilege to abolish him and put another earth God in
Before the words fell, two whirlwinds came from the northwest wind, one in front of the temple gate and the other after, and they went into the earth Temple together.
"Isn't this coming?" Zhang Tianci smiles at Jin Siyu.
"Are the two whirlwinds just now?" Jin Siyu asked in a low voice.
Zhang Tianci didn't answer. He looked at the statue in the temple and said, "the two old people haven't opened their mouths yet. Will you wait for me to move your stone statue to the dungpit?"
The stone statue even slightly trembled. An old man's voice did not know where it came from and said, "which immortal is coming? In broad daylight, call on our old couple? Since we know that we are old people, how can we not be polite at all? "
"Ha ha, Monkey Sun said, this life only eat no money wine, love to beat old people, I am also." Zhang Tianci laughed and then said, "the immortal guest in the Qilin hall is the prime minister's home in Longhu Mountain. Zhang Tianci, the signer of Tianshi mansion of Han Dynasty, passed by here and asked you two old guys to share the spoils! Here are beautiful mountains and rivers, and the common people are rich. Both of you are full of fat and oil in the corners of your mouth! "
The two statues trembled together, and the voices of the land lord and the earth woman said at the same time, "is it really the great immortal of dragon and Tiger Mountain coming? Sin, sin, we welcome late, sin deserves death! But in broad daylight, it's inconvenient for us to show up. Please forgive us
Jin Siyu breathed a sigh of relief. Sure enough, the Lord of the land was afraid of the great immortal.
Zhang Tianci nodded and said, "don't worry, I'm not here to play autumn wind. Come here just want to ask, is there an old ghost demon nearby? "
The stone statue was grateful and said, "there are no old ghosts here. But
"What monk and Taoist? Say Zhang Tianci said.
"It's Longgang Village not far from the East. I'm afraid there are some situations." Said the Lord.
"What's the situation?"
"I don't know the specific situation, because the little god can't control it. It's just that I've heard that there's a lot of disharmony between husband and wife in that place. They often fight and fight each other to death. " Said the Lord.
Zhang Tianci frowned and said, "so it's domestic violence? What's the age, and the wife beater? It's a shame on a man. "
Jin Siyu and Zhang YUELIAN both nodded and agreed with Zhang Tianci. The man who beat his wife is the least promising. What kind of hero are you capable of being wild outside and beating your wife at home?
"Dazhen is wrong, wrong!" The earth woman spoke and said:
"it is not the men there who commit domestic violence, but women! I don't know what happened. All the women in that village were Hedong lions. They kept the men in a low voice and servile manner. If they didn't comply with the rules of the family, they would serve them. Alas For many years, there are dozens of men who have been forced to death by their wives in Longgang Village! "
"Ah? Wife beat her husband Zhang Tianci and others were surprised, all opened their mouths!
Shrew is common, but the daughter-in-law in a village is a shrew, it is not common!
The wife beat her husband, but the daughter-in-law of the whole village beat her husband and killed people. This is unheard of!
Zhang Tianci wanted to laugh, but could not smile. He asked, "Hello, Hello, can't you make a mistake? Is this Longgang Village a country of women where men do not run the family? "
"No mistake, no mistake!" "Listen to me, the village is really weird, and I don't know if it's Fengshui. In our village, some girls are very docile. When they are girls at home, they are as good as lambs and blush when they see people. But even if such a girl married in the past, in less than three months, she would become a shrew, beat her father-in-law, scold her mother-in-law, and punish her husband to kneel at the head of the bed. I can't believe it at allZhang Tianci and others looked at each other, shocked and amused.
"If you don't believe me, you can go and have a look. If you find us lying, you will come back and tear down my ruined temple." Said the Lord.
"Shut up, tear down the ruined temple, and let me go to drink with you?" The earth woman scolded.
The statue of the Lord of the earth trembled and quickly apologized: "I said it casually. Besides, we didn't cheat the great immortal. The immortal will not demolish the temple..."
Zhang Tianci and others looked at each other and couldn't help laughing. It seems that this landlady is also a shrew!
"Dashen, I'll make you laugh." The earth woman said in a conversational tone.
"OK, I'll take a look at Longgang Village. I won't disturb you if you two are going to fight. " Zhang Tianci laughs and turns around with Jin Siyu and others.
Sure enough, just a few steps away, I heard the voice of the earth woman in the temple scolding the Lord earth, like a lion roaring east of the river and a tiger roaring at the west mountain!
Jin Siyu and Zhang YUELIAN laugh so much that Su Su Su can't help laughing and giggling.
Zhang Tianci touched his nose and said, "Siyu, I think Longgang Village is over there. I'd better go alone. You can stay here."
"Why?" Jin Siyu is puzzled.
"It's nothing. I'm worried that you will suddenly become a shrew under the influence of Fengshui in Longgang Village. I'll deal with me every day." Zhang Tianci said solemnly.
On the shrine in the door Dang, there are two half stone heads, one male and one female, but they are the standard local temple of husband and wife shop.
The incense burner in front of the shrine was filled with incense dust. Although the incense has been extinguished, but there is still a curl of fragrance. In front of the door, the red firecracker scraps of paper fell on the ground, showing the heyday of incense.
Zhang Tianci walked around the earth temple, looked at the couplet in front of the door and said with a smile: "the temple is small, the wind is big, the hole is shallow, and there are more than eight kings. There are so many incense sticks in a small ruined temple. It seems that the old couple in it have some magical power. "
"God, you are not afraid of the blame of the Lord of the earth for speaking like this?" Jin Siyu asked.
"Blame? Does he dare to blame me for not being a senior official? " With a smile, Zhang Tianci suddenly stood still and pinched a magic formula of calling for land. He pointed to the statue and said in his mouth, "call the earth God here. Guard the gate of water and fire for thousands of years. Follow me on the road. I will appear when I hear my call. Hurry as a law
After the incantation, Zhang Tianci accepted the formula and waited.
"Will he come out?" Jin Siyu asked in a low voice.
Zhang YUELIAN smiles and says, "it should be. The great immortal's call, the general land City God, dare not disobey. Unless, it doesn't want a black hat. Because the Heavenly Master has the privilege to abolish him and put another earth God in
Before the words fell, two whirlwinds came from the northwest wind, one in front of the temple gate and the other after, and they went into the earth Temple together.
"Isn't this coming?" Zhang Tianci smiles at Jin Siyu.
"Are the two whirlwinds just now?" Jin Siyu asked in a low voice.
Zhang Tianci didn't answer. He looked at the statue in the temple and said, "the two old people haven't opened their mouths yet. Will you wait for me to move your stone statue to the dungpit?"
The stone statue even slightly trembled. An old man's voice did not know where it came from and said, "which immortal is coming? In broad daylight, call on our old couple? Since we know that we are old people, how can we not be polite at all? "
"Ha ha, Monkey Sun said, this life only eat no money wine, love to beat old people, I am also." Zhang Tianci laughed and then said, "the immortal guest in the Qilin hall is the prime minister's home in Longhu Mountain. Zhang Tianci, the signer of Tianshi mansion of Han Dynasty, passed by here and asked you two old guys to share the spoils! Here are beautiful mountains and rivers, and the common people are rich. Both of you are full of fat and oil in the corners of your mouth! "
The two statues trembled together, and the voices of the land lord and the earth woman said at the same time, "is it really the great immortal of dragon and Tiger Mountain coming? Sin, sin, we welcome late, sin deserves death! But in broad daylight, it's inconvenient for us to show up. Please forgive us
Jin Siyu breathed a sigh of relief. Sure enough, the Lord of the land was afraid of the great immortal.
Zhang Tianci nodded and said, "don't worry, I'm not here to play autumn wind. Come here just want to ask, is there an old ghost demon nearby? "
The stone statue was grateful and said, "there are no old ghosts here. But
"What monk and Taoist? Say Zhang Tianci said.
"It's Longgang Village not far from the East. I'm afraid there are some situations." Said the Lord.
"What's the situation?"
"I don't know the specific situation, because the little god can't control it. It's just that I've heard that there's a lot of disharmony between husband and wife in that place. They often fight and fight each other to death. " Said the Lord.
Zhang Tianci frowned and said, "so it's domestic violence? What's the age, and the wife beater? It's a shame on a man. "
Jin Siyu and Zhang YUELIAN both nodded and agreed with Zhang Tianci. The man who beat his wife is the least promising. What kind of hero are you capable of being wild outside and beating your wife at home?
"Dazhen is wrong, wrong!" The earth woman spoke and said:
"it is not the men there who commit domestic violence, but women! I don't know what happened. All the women in that village were Hedong lions. They kept the men in a low voice and servile manner. If they didn't comply with the rules of the family, they would serve them. Alas For many years, there are dozens of men who have been forced to death by their wives in Longgang Village! "
"Ah? Wife beat her husband Zhang Tianci and others were surprised, all opened their mouths!
Shrew is common, but the daughter-in-law in a village is a shrew, it is not common!
The wife beat her husband, but the daughter-in-law of the whole village beat her husband and killed people. This is unheard of!
Zhang Tianci wanted to laugh, but could not smile. He asked, "Hello, Hello, can't you make a mistake? Is this Longgang Village a country of women where men do not run the family? "
"No mistake, no mistake!" "Listen to me, the village is really weird, and I don't know if it's Fengshui. In our village, some girls are very docile. When they are girls at home, they are as good as lambs and blush when they see people. But even if such a girl married in the past, in less than three months, she would become a shrew, beat her father-in-law, scold her mother-in-law, and punish her husband to kneel at the head of the bed. I can't believe it at allZhang Tianci and others looked at each other, shocked and amused.
"If you don't believe me, you can go and have a look. If you find us lying, you will come back and tear down my ruined temple." Said the Lord.
"Shut up, tear down the ruined temple, and let me go to drink with you?" The earth woman scolded.
The statue of the Lord of the earth trembled and quickly apologized: "I said it casually. Besides, we didn't cheat the great immortal. The immortal will not demolish the temple..."
Zhang Tianci and others looked at each other and couldn't help laughing. It seems that this landlady is also a shrew!
"Dashen, I'll make you laugh." The earth woman said in a conversational tone.
"OK, I'll take a look at Longgang Village. I won't disturb you if you two are going to fight. " Zhang Tianci laughs and turns around with Jin Siyu and others.
Sure enough, just a few steps away, I heard the voice of the earth woman in the temple scolding the Lord earth, like a lion roaring east of the river and a tiger roaring at the west mountain!
Jin Siyu and Zhang YUELIAN laugh so much that Su Su Su can't help laughing and giggling.
Zhang Tianci touched his nose and said, "Siyu, I think Longgang Village is over there. I'd better go alone. You can stay here."
"Why?" Jin Siyu is puzzled.
"It's nothing. I'm worried that you will suddenly become a shrew under the influence of Fengshui in Longgang Village. I'll deal with me every day." Zhang Tianci said solemnly.
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