In the pit, the earth woman's voice came and called, "Dashun, help me, this thing has been unearthed!"

Land land, as the name implies, the land God has some magic power in the land, which can be transferred out of stone statues through the earth veins. But when the stone statues came out of the ground, the God of earth had some difficulty, so he called on Zhang Tianci to help.

Zhang Tianci jumped down the pit in a hurry, but when he saw the stone statue, he couldn't help complaining!

The stone statue is very large. It is a rather exaggerated kneeling statue. Its legs are very short, and it is curled up under the buttocks. The upper body is very long. In fact, this shape is closer to the bust. But this half of the stone statue is twice as large as the human body, which is more than 500 Jin!

Zhang Tianci couldn't get the big guy out, and asked Niu Zhiyuan to help.

Niu Zhiyuan is a farmer, and in his prime of life, he naturally has strength.

However, Zhang Tianci and Niu Zhiyuan, together with dipo and Gong Zigui and Tian Xiaohe, were still unable to hold up the stone statue.

Su Su had no choice but to pull the rope from his waist, entangle the neck of the statue and lift it.

This rope is the Dragon tendon drawn from the dragon, which was the booty of Kunlun mountain last time. Zhang Tianci used salt and spices to remove the fishy smell of Longjin, and made it softer and softer. He gave Su Su Su as a weapon for self-defense. The rope is more than two feet long. It is soft and tough, and can be wrapped around the waist. Su Su Su loves it very much.

Unfortunately, today's binding rope is used to bind the stone statues, which will inevitably get a little stink.

We worked together and finally got the stone statue out.

Yin Shi, the shrew over there, immediately froze and looked at it stupidly. She was as silent as the stone statue.

Zhang YUELIAN turned on the flashlight to shine on the stone statue and said with a smile: "there have been many shrews from ancient times to the present, but the shrew who has been erected by later generations is probably Yang Men Yin's. Pbtxt let me see if the stone head is handsome or not. How about the carving skill? "

Yin's head was silent.

The stone statues were covered with black soil, which gave off a faint odor. It's no wonder that the place where the stone statue was buried is the former cesspit, so the soil is black and stinky.

Zhang Tianci folded some fresh peach wood branches to make brooms and clean the surface of the stone statue.

Niu Zhiyuan is not idle, and grabs a handful of grass to clean up the stone statue.

After a long time, the stone statue was finally cleaned up, and the small letters engraved on the back of the stone statue were gradually exposed.

Zhang Tianci further cleaned up and removed the soil in the joints with small branches to make the handwriting clearer.

Everyone looked at it together, but behind the stone statue, there was a very long text, densely packed together.

Zhang Tianci took a look, turned to look at the shrew Yin, and said with a smile, "sister Yang, can you read? Come on, read this to me again

Yin lowered his head and said, "I can't read, I can't read."

"Well, you can't read it. I'll read it to you! Brother Niu, listen to it, too With a sneer, Zhang Tianci took the flashlight and flashed the words on the back of the stone statue and read it in a cadence:

"the way of heaven transforms into all things, and it depends on the success of the earth. A man is ambitious in all directions, so he needs his help. Only because of children's deep love, so the hero short-lived. The night fork sits on the bed, any King Kong also must bow eyebrow. The bottom of the pot is poisonous and smoky, that is, the iron man has no strong point. The pestle of autumn rootstock is charming, and the clothes of moonlit night are not pounded; the claws of Magu can scratch, and lightly test the lotus face.

After a little suffering and a big move, she put her mother on behalf of Mencius into the shuttle; the woman sang with her husband, and she wanted to make rites by Zhou Po. Is it possible that the spirit of powder is not powerful but powerful? Hu is dirty and shivering? As soon as he entered the atrium, he would return to the land where there was no place to live. If the face of the LORD was like frost, he would come to the bedroom door, and there would be no questions. When it is also: underground has more broken gall, the sky is more frightening. Still can be solved: Witch Qiao maid to the moon, why not bow down to convert? The most wronged: jiupanpeng first to the world, but also to provide for fragrant flowers!

…… If you hear the roar of a lion, you will lift your eyes to the sky; if you listen to the crow of a hen, you will throw yourself into the ground. The sour wind is cold, blowing the spring of Qi Pavilion; the sea of vinegar, the moon of blue bridge.

Whoa! A hundred year old couple has become a gangrene with bone; five liang of deer skin, or the pain of peeling the bed. If bearded like halberd, who is brave like fighting? If you don't dare to cut off the disaster under the horse house, who can cut off the evil in the silkworm room? The women's army is rampant and has no way to cure jealousy; the rouge tiger is full of life, so it is lucky to cross the maze.

Why! May these chapters be a drop of Yang Zhishui

When Zhang Tianci finished reading, the audience was silent.

All of us are literate, so it's OK to understand this article. Only Niu Zhiyuan's level is not enough, but also can understand the general meaning.

Looking at the back of the stone statue, Zhang Tianci said, "this article is called Miaoyin Sutra, also known as beiyewen. It is specially written for shrews and men who are afraid of their own affairs."

"The article is a good article, but this view is in the past and does not conform to the current concept. In addition, we are also contemptuous of our female compatriots. " Jin Siyu thought for a moment and said.

"People in the past always have some male chauvinism. Don't take them for granted." Zhang Tianci also "afraid of the inside", said with a smile.

The land couple laughed together.Zhang Tianci glared and asked, "what are you laughing at? Think about how to deal with this stone statue. Do you want to destroy it? "

"This stone statue can't be broken because of the rickets of the men in Longgang Village, which still needs treatment and needs this statue." The earth woman came forward and said:

"the great immortal does not know that the stone statue itself is used to persuade the world, and there is no evil in it. It's just that the shrew Yin was attached to it and absorbed everyone's incense with the help of stone statues. As long as you catch the shrew, you will be able to do everything you can, and the stone statue will not be evil. "

Zhang Tianci took a look at Niu Zhiyuan, touched his chin and asked, "is there any cure for wife phobia?"

"Of course, the prescription is very simple. With this rubbings of beiyewen, it can be cured by burning it into ashes and giving it to the men and women in Longgang Village with the dew on the willow branches in the morning. This Beiye article can not only treat the cartilage of men, but also remove the jealousy of women. It's a good thing She said.

"So amazing? Then I'll keep more rubbings for my wife's use. When husband and wife quarrel, I'll give my wife a bowl first. " Zhang Tianci said, looking at Jin Siyu.

"Dare you, I won't drink it!" Jin Siyu rolled his eyes and said with a smile.

"You don't drink, I drink, the same." Zhang Tianci laughed and said, "in this case, this stone statue really wants to stay. First, it has the function of curing jealousy. Second, it is also a cultural relic. But the problem is, where to keep it? I can't take such a big thing to Longhu Mountain. "

The old man of the land came forward and saluted: "if you don't worry, you can give us the stone statue. We'll take it back and bury it under the earth temple to make sure it won't be damaged. "

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