Struggle in Valoran

Teemo was shrugged after saying this, showing once again his veteran and helplessness completely inconsistent with his furry appearance. And he also handed the small ball he had taken out to the snoring Yordle’s nose, and then lightly shook it a few times.

It was an immediate effect. The sphere that Li Ke couldn’t see was directly causing the Yordle with the two-handed beard to open his eyes.

“Um…Apple!”

The Yordle immediately stood up, hit Teemo’s head directly, and hit Teemo again, not to mention, this Yordle He also directly sat up, and moved towards the front of him with the crutch in his hand and pointed to the past. He also opened his mouth, revealing his mouth which was missing several teeth. Teemo quickly got up, and once again straightened his Deathcap, and then looked at the two-handed beard with shock.

“Apple…wait, didn’t you come out accidentally?”

His expression is completely unbelievable, and there is also a kind of “I’m so tired you guys” Give me the grudge of increasing the workload. But his grievances simply did not affect the Yordle he was looking for, and even the opponent jumped up very imposingly, and then waved his crutch like a fencing, and then he sent out some powerful’Hah’ ! ‘,’what! ‘Like the sound. But this is not the end. After performing these actions, he directly smashed his stick on Teemo’s head, directly smashed Teemo’s Deathcap again and twisted it, and also made Teemo’s head and mouth sound at the same time. Loud noise.

“Look at the trick! Of course! Nothing can stop a Yordle’s yearning for apple cider, apple candies, and apple meat! Even a giant dragon stands in front of me! My Honey Apple will never make any concessions! I will destroy him with my sturdy and powerful walking stick! Then take away the perfect apple hidden in the lair by him!”

Honey ·apple?

What the hell name is this?

Li Ke looked a little funny at the interaction between the two Yodels, and he observed Teemo’s helpless but accustomed expression, plus some previous rumors and opinions, and The look of the Yordles in League Of Legends, I probably have an understanding of why the Yordles are hated by everyone. To put it in a slightly general and superficial way, it is that the Yordels are all Brat.

No one likes Brat. Li Ke once heard someone say that, a child who has not been taught what rules and ethics are, in fact, is no different from an animal. Although he didn’t fully agree with it, judging from the information he now knows, the standards of ethics and rules of the Yodels are obviously different from those of human beings. In addition, they are all small children, and it seems normal that they will be hated by most people.

Being a human being, if you don’t bother yourself, no one will care about these little things. But it is obvious that the Yordle should have done a lot of things that are excessive for the ordinary person before they will be hated by everyone.

“Oh my God, Honey Apple, you have to understand that not all places are Bandle City. It is winter here and there are no apples here.”

It’s just for Teemo. Said that dealing with such a Bandle City citizen has become commonplace, so even if he is already tired, he still let himself show a warm smile. Trying hard to persuade his compatriots to go back to Bandle City with himself. After all, the entrance of Bandle City will be closed soon, and he is already tired enough. Now he wants to solve this’accident’ quickly. The Yordle who appeared outside Bandle City, then went to the tavern to have a good meal with Tristana. So he straightened his Deathcap again, trying to take away his compatriots.

But it’s a pity…

“Absurd! Trifling wants the great honey·apple to yield in winter? It’s just a dream! Come on! If you want to stop me ! Let’s fight like two Knights!”

Another crutches hit his head. This time it almost hit his goggles and his green Deathcap It also completely changed its shape. It took him several times to get it back to its original spirit. This frustrating fact also made him even more helpless, because he liked this Deathcap quite a bit. And the Yordle called the honey is even panting with rage facing Teemo in a duel. At first glance, it can’t be done in 3 minutes.

It seems that we are going to get a new Deathcap.

He sighed, then rubbed his face, so that his tired face became a warm smile again, but he was already touching his backpack with the hand behind his back . And while he was talking, he walked to the old Yordle, obviously using the kind of Teemo that can make people sleepy, and let the old Yordle fall asleep again.

In fact, he was already regretting why he would wake up this honey or something, to see if he was knocked out by Li Ke.

He should just drag this guy away.

“So great Mr. Honey Apple, what kind of apple do you want to be satisfied?”

Because of Teemo’s smiling face and his good reputation, that Yodel There was a thinking face on the man’s face, but when he was about to give up his warning and tell Teemo what apple he wanted, his eyes flashed abruptly, and his face looked hard-line. Obviously I saw Teemo in Teemo’s hands. So there was a cry in Teemo, “Huh? ‘At the same time, the Yordle knocked on Teemo’s head with a cane. And this time not only knocked Teemo to the ground, but also made his Deathcap roll on the ground, to Li Ke’s feet.

“When I was looking for the Yordle outside and looking for the perfect apple, you brat was still training!”

Honey·Apple pulled himself down against Teemo His right eyelid, and at the same time he spit out his small red tongue, then he shook his crutch, and when the crutch flashed with an apple pattern, he rode his crutch like a horse, and then opened it up. He closed his mouth with missing teeth, and pointed one hand high at the sky.

“Apple Knight team! Let’s go!”

After yelling this sentence, he rushed out like an arrow from the string, and Li Ke was quite sure of himself He heard the sound of a real horse neighing and horses hooves on the ground. Of course, there is also the scream of the Yordel. And his speed is also very fast, but when Li Ke picked up Teemo’s Deathcap, the opponent ran away far away, so that he could only see a flashing light spot.

“Really, I have to work overtime again…”

Teemo got up from the ground, touched his head first, then sighed and walked to Li Ke’s By his side, he stood on tiptoe to retrieve the Deathcap in Li Ke’s hand, patted it clean in his hand, and put it on his head again. After Li Ke reacted, he also asked him curiously.

“Are most of the Yordle people like this?”

Teemo froze for a moment, then nodded, and told a tragic fact.

“He can handle it well. Among the Yodels who ran out of their own accord, he just wanted an apple.”