Subverting the Classics: from Journey to the West

Chapter 37

　　"The Bodhisattva said: You don't know that back then, the king of Wuji, the monk Haoshanzhai, was sent by the Buddha to block him and return to the west, so that he could prove the golden body of Arhat early on.

　　Because I couldn't see each other in person, I became a kind of ordinary monk and asked him to make some fasting offerings. He was puzzled by my few words. He didn't know that I was a good person, so he tied me with a rope and sent me to the imperial river. Soaked me for three days and three nights!

　　Thanks to the golden body of Liujia, who sent me back to the west and told the Tathagata, the Tathagata ordered this monster to push the tower down here and immerse him for three years in order to repay my hatred for the three-day flood. "

　　Having said this, Qin Yu looked at the students in the audience and said, "Everyone has seen it, this Manjusri Bodhisattva went to save the king of the Wuji Kingdom, but he refused to meet him in person. , and persuaded people to return to the West, do you think that a normal person thinks this person is insane or a brain-dead?

　　To persuade people to return to the West, isn't this persuading people to die?

　　In my opinion, the king of Wuji Kingdom didn't order him to kill him, but he was only punished for three days. He was definitely a good person, and it should be in line with his behavior as a good Shanzhai monk.

　　But in the end, after he escaped, he returned to the Western Heaven and told the Tathagata about it. The Tathagata had the blue-haired lion push the king of the Wuji Kingdom into the well and soaked it for three years!

　　Good guy, this matter was originally the fault of Manjushri, and as a result, King Wuji was punished. Manjushri was punished for three days, but King Wuji was soaked for three years, which was directly turned over hundreds of times!

　　From this point of view, this Manjusri Bodhisattva will be repaid, the heart of the villain, and the Tathagata directly shot indiscriminately, where is the performance of saving sentient beings at all!

　　Do you say that Buddhism is a good thing?

　　The most important thing is that this blue-haired lion also turned into a Taoist priest from Zhongnan Mountain to deceive the king of Wuji Kingdom. In the end, after the king of Wuji Kingdom was rescued, he did not know that it was Manjushri who harmed him. He thought it was a Taoist priest who harmed him. He was rescued by monks like Tang Seng, and he was grateful to Tang Seng and others, saying that my Buddha is merciful!

　　Seeing this, I feel sad for the king of Wuji Kingdom.

　　Isn't this trick eloquent?

　　I let the blue-haired lion turn into a Taoist priest to harm you, and then let Tang Seng and others save you, you still don't know that I harmed you, and you have to be grateful to my Buddha! "

　　After Qin Yu finished speaking, in the live broadcast room, the pan was instantly fried!

　　"Fuck, this is invincible!"

　　"6666, I, Buddha Tathagata, are simply a social person, and people don't talk much!"

　　"This is really arrogant. He killed someone by himself, not only avenged him, but also put the responsibility on the Taoist priest. This is a magical method!"

　　"Is this my Buddha Tathagata? I'm afraid I'm afraid!"

　　"Taoism is so confused and carried the pot once, it's absolutely amazing."

　　……

　　After this commentary, the entire live broadcast room was blown up, and the barrage reached the most in history.

　　The hypocrisy and ugliness of Buddhism has been exposed, and everyone's cognition has been completely subverted. The image of Buddhism, which was thought to be holy and empty, is now gone!

　　At this moment, Teacher Six had a trace of cold sweat on his forehead. Although he looked calm on the surface, he was already very angry inside.

　　For so many years, he has been promoting the holiness of Buddhism in Journey to the West, the ridiculousness of the Jade Emperor, the incompetence of Taoism, etc., but now it has been completely turned over!

　　At this moment, Qin Yu looked at the reaction in the live broadcast room and said: "Of course, this is just a novel that exposes the real society, it is used for satire, not a real religious novel, please don't substitute into reality, just discuss the matter.

　　Moreover, the Tathagata still has kindness. In the three years after the blue-haired lion pretended to be the king, the Wuji Kingdom was prosperous, the country was prosperous and the people were safe. No one was hurt except the King of the Wuji Kingdom.

　　Also, this blue-haired lion was ordered to act, and the Tathagata made him have to do it, so he couldn't bear such a black scape for the Tathagata. "

　　"Heavenly court routines are deep, Buddhist sect routines are deeper, one is more black-hearted, and one is more terrifying."

　　"This Journey to the West is really a masterpiece, no wonder it is regarded as the four masterpieces, and the descriptions in it are terrifying!"

　　"Mr. Qin Yu is a bull. I told a friend of mine who hadn't watched the live broadcast yesterday, and I immediately fell in admiration for him!"

　　"Hahaha, I'm the same as upstairs, my friends regard me as an awesome character!"

　　In the live broadcast room, there was laughter and laughter.

　　The number of viewers has doubled from [-] million in the first live broadcast to more than [-] million now!

　　It is estimated that it is impossible for any Internet celebrity to reach this number of fans in just a few days.

　　Knowledge is power, and it can be condensed into fans, especially in this world where knowledge is paramount, mastering knowledge and understanding literature is a society that is respected, not money!

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Chapter 38

　　At this moment, Qin Yu on the podium picked up the teacup, took a sip, and then said, "Okay, let's talk about this for the time being.

　　Next, I want to talk about who is the one who made the havoc in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago! "

　　As soon as these words came out, both the students in the classroom and the audience in the live broadcast room were all shocked.

　　"What do you mean?"

　　"Isn't it Sun Wukong who made the havoc in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago?"

　　"Although the Bull Demon King also slapped the Tiangong in the animation, that was an adaptation, isn't it true?"

　　"Fuck, why do I feel that what Teacher Qin Yu is going to say next is going to subvert my previous cognition again!"

　　"The small bench is ready, the seeds and drinks are ready, just wait for Teacher Qin Yu to continue."

　　……

　　At this moment, Qin Yu looked at everyone's reaction, smiled slightly, and said, "In the original text, Sun Wukong subdues demons and subdues demons along the way, and he tells everyone that my old grandson made a havoc in the Heavenly Palace [-] years ago!

　　The monsters along the way are divided into three forces, one is from heaven, one is from Buddhism, and the other is monsters from wild forces.

　　Did you notice that when these three-way monsters heard Sun Wukong say these words, some were mocking, some were disrespecting them, and some were extremely frightened.

　　In fact, Sun Wukong can't be considered a trouble in the Heavenly Palace at all. In the previous few times, it was at most counter-encirclement and suppression. The Jade Emperor sent people to beat him. He won, that's all.

　　His real trouble in the Heavenly Palace was after he came out of the alchemy furnace and fought once, but he was still trapped without even seeing the Jade Emperor's face, and was finally suppressed by the Tathagata.

　　Everyone pays attention, he is a loser, and he was directly suppressed before he made any waves. Since this is the case, how did the people below hear that he was making troubles in the heavenly palace?

　　It can't be that Heavenly Court's own propaganda force was turned upside down by a monkey, right?

　　Heaven is the victor, and history is written by the victors. At most, it can only be said that there was a monster monkey who committed trouble and was easily suppressed. Then why are many monsters down there so frightened? "

　　Having said this, Qin Yu stopped, and everyone began to think about it. It seems like this is the case, but there is nothing wrong with Taiguo, is it normal?

　　Qin Yu saw everyone's reaction and continued: "Sun Wukong said that he was suppressed for five hundred years, but he was actually preconceived. How many years he was suppressed, let's look at the records in Journey to the West.

　　The name of this mountain is Wuxing Mountain, because the king of the Tang Dynasty conquered the West and settled the country, and changed its name to Liangjie Mountain. In the past years, I heard the old man say: "When Wang Mang usurped the Han Dynasty, the sky descended on this mountain, and there was a divine monkey under it. He was not afraid of cold and heat. eat diet...

　　The end appeared. The time of Wang Manghan was the eighth year of AD. The Tang monk set off from Chang'an in September of the thirteenth year of Zhenguan, and Sun Wukong came out at the latest at the end of the same year. The thirteenth year of Zhenguan was the year of Park [-].

　　Therefore, the time when Sun Wukong was suppressed is actually [-] years ago. If we want to say it, it should be the best [-] years ago. Of course, [-] years ago can also be said, but [-] years ago is the most accurate.

　　Sun Wukong himself was crushed at the foot of the mountain, and he lived like a year, and no one knew him to see him, so he had no concept of time. He should have been told by others for the past five hundred years. It was probably a Bodhisattva. After he came out, no one told him that he was crushed. more than six hundred years. "

　　After listening to Yun Shu, he was slightly puzzled and asked, "You said this just to prove that Sun Wukong was suppressed for more than [-] years. What's the point?"

　　After Qin Yu heard it, he sneered: "Haha, this is very meaningful, just listen to me, don't interrupt."

　　"Sun Wukong's havoc in the Heavenly Palace was suppressed, so the monsters below should have heard that there was a monster monkey's liver and brain licking a dog, and it was directly suppressed. Those who knew the news should have three reactions.

　　The first ridicule, how dare you make trouble in the Heavenly Palace with this little strength?

　　The second regret is that this guy is not worth it.

　　The third is admiration, the courage is commendable, but the strength is not enough, and it is directly suppressed.

　　However, how can it be considered that it is impossible to be terrified to hear a monkey who has committed a disorder and has been suppressed?

　　So, what is the reason for this feeling? "

　　"Is it Buddhist propaganda?"

　　As soon as these words came out, some students in the audience asked directly.

　　"That's right, it's not that Buddhism is only opposed to Taoism. They are also likely to promote this."

　　"Maybe the Tathagata added fuel to it and said how powerful this Monkey King is, and he was finally suppressed by him."

　　Many people whispered, but they were still righteous and well-founded, and it seemed like that was the case.

　　However, Qin Yu just smiled and said, "Everyone's thinking is in the right direction, if nothing else is written in the original text, then it should be like this.

　　However, what I want to tell you is that this is not the case. The reason why all the monsters along the way were terrified when they heard the havoc in the Tiangong five hundred years ago is because there was a second person besides Monkey King who made a havoc in the Tiangong!

　　Moreover, this person is not as miserable as Sun Wukong. He was suppressed for five hundred years. He left calmly after causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and his prestige shocked the heavens and the earth! "

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Chapter 39

　　"Fuck, is it true?"

　　"Shocking news, is there someone else who is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace?"

　　"This wave of reversals is so powerful that I thought it was deliberately promoted by Buddhism!"

　　"Who is so arrogant to leave calmly after making a riot in the Tiangong?"

　　"It's amazing, these monsters are too good."

　　……

　　Qin Yu continued to say at this moment, "The one who made a lot of trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then was actually the lion spirit."

　　"Some people may ask, which lion spirit is this lion spirit, there are several lion spirits in Journey to the West.

　　In fact, this lion spirit is the lion spirit of the lion camel country, the eldest brother, the lion, the second brother, the elephant spirit, and the third brother, the golden-winged Dapeng.

　　Let's take a look at the description of the original text: The Jade Emperor sent [-] heavenly soldiers to Huaguo Mountain to encircle and suppress Sun Wukong.

　　The one-horned ghost king and the seventy-two cave demon king were all captured. The voice of Sun Wukong, the two sides were in a stalemate. Sun Wukong was besieged, but he was not caught yet. Later, Erlang God came, and everyone knew the next outcome.

　　Lion Spirit: The Jade Emperor sent [-] celestial soldiers to bring down the lion spirit. The lion spirit transformed into a dharma body, opened its mouth like a city gate, and swallowed the generals with force. , the lion spirit scared away the [-] heavenly soldiers, and was misreported as having swallowed the [-] heavenly soldiers in one bite!

　　Good guy, this comparison, the gap came out immediately, Sun Wukong had to call a helper at first, and finally he was besieged.

　　As for the lion spirit, with a loud roar, the [-] Heavenly Soldiers were so frightened that they did not dare to confront each other, and they closed Nantianmen.

　　Therefore, if the monsters in the lower realms didn't know the matter, and only heard that a certain monster was making a riot in the Heavenly Palace and swallowed the [-] soldiers of the Jade Emperor, they would naturally be terrified.