Everyone pays attention, Lao Jun is laughing to bring back Qingniu, what is he laughing at?
What he was laughing at was the bull's arrogance, the timidity of swords and soldiers, and the ineffectiveness of fire and water. He held Tang Seng without letting go. No matter what weapon you use, no matter what strategy you use, don't try to rescue Tang Seng if you don't take money!
Don't you want to preach?
That's good, you get half of my profits. It's up to you to choose whether to marry or have a grudge. In the end, as he wished, he won eighteen golden mountains, so Lao Jun laughed! "
Having said this, Qin Yu stopped, looked at the surprised students all over the world, and said with a light smile: "So, this difficulty is actually a struggle between Dao and Buddha.
In the end, it was the Tathagata who spent money on Taishang Laojun, and then Taishang Laojun took action and took the Qingniu Jing back with a smile, so he would not be embarrassed for them from now on.
The rest of this story is the [-]th chapter of Journey to the West, and finally the [-]rd meeting. The [-]th meeting is the key point among the [-] chapters of ownership, and the [-]rd is the middle point of the sperm extraction process. The ancestors are arranged in the middle to show that each has half and equal shares!
Just like playing chess, if the generals on both sides do not meet, it is a draw. If the Buddha made a move before, the situation would be turned upside down! "
After saying this, Qin Yu just stopped and took a sip of water to moisten his throat.
At this moment, Qian Shengyuan in the audience looked incredulous and said, "This kind of interpretation is simply incredible!"
On the side, Zhang Duolai immediately echoed: "Yes, isn't this just nonsense?"
However, Qian Shengyuan said, "No, I mean, it's amazing, it's justifiable, and it's amazing to interpret it like this!"
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Chapter 62
As soon as these words came out, the expression on Zhang Duolai's face immediately froze. He originally thought that Qian Shengyuan had found some point of view to overthrow Qin Yu, but who would have thought that he meant this?
"Hahaha, this Professor Zhang is killing me!"
"What a talent. I think he is a classic jumping clown, just like that Yunshu."
"This is really shooting myself in the foot, absolutely."
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed.
Qin Yu smiled slightly at the moment and said, "It can be said that at this midpoint, the Buddhist and Daoist struggle has come to an end, and it is finally over. The two sides have compromised with each other. Since then, there will be no more disputes between the two, and it is very peaceful. "
"Clap clap clap!"
At this moment, Qian Shengyuan stretched out his hand and applauded Qin Yu. The slap sounded very loud in the classroom.
With him taking the lead, the students below all raised their hands and began to applaud.
Qian Shengyuan looked very surprised at the moment. He felt that Qin Yu's speech was so wonderful that he deserved to be applauded!
This was the first time someone took the lead in applauding Qin Yu since the class started.
"If people in the classroom can applaud, then those of us in the live broadcast room can't do anything if we want to applaud."
"We can't applaud, we can use typing instead!"
"Yes, clap clap clap clap!"
"Clap clap clap clap!"
"Clap clap clap clap!"
……
In the live broadcast room, all the words were like this, which was like applauding Qin Yu.
Zhang Duolai and the others are very painful at the moment, and I feel that everyone has switched camps. Qian Shengyuan originally came to overthrow Qin Yu's theory, but now he is convinced by Qin Yu's explanation, and he is the first to take the lead applaud!
The applause continued for a long time, Qin Yu raised his hand at this moment, signaled everyone to stop, and then said with a smile: "After talking about the story of the conflict between Buddhism and Taoism, let's talk about the story of Tongtianhe Inspiration King eating people, is there any among them? What a secret."
It is said that Tang Seng and his disciples passed through Tongtianhe and met a monster who only eats dolls, called the King of Inspiration. This monster also had a funny dialogue with the monk Zhubajiesha. Let's take a look.
The demon said: "You turned out to be a monk who became a monk on the way."
Bajie said: "My son, you really have some inspiration, how did you know that I was a monk halfway through?"
The evil spirit said: "You will make Palladium, I think you will hire him to plant a garden there, and pin him to Palladium and kidnap him into the future."
Bajie said: Son, my palladium is not the palladium of Tsukiji, you see...
The demon was willing to believe it, and he raised a copper hammer and hit him at the head.
The strange said: "How do you know that I became a fine halfway through?"
Bajie said: "You will use the copper hammer, I think you hired it at the silversmith's house to pull the furnace. You got it and stole it out."
Demonic Road: This is not a silver hammer, you see..."
After reading the original text, Qin Yu said with a smile: "Look at the conversation between the two people, the Great Inspiration King mocked Bajie as a monk who became a monk halfway through his career. He raked the ground in the garden before and stole others' rakes, and Bajie laughed again. The King of Inspiration is a bronze hammer thrown at a blacksmith shop.
Next, the sand monk on the side couldn't bear it any longer, and shouted loudly: That monster can't make a fuss!As the ancients said, there is no evidence for what you say, and you see it when you make it.do not go!And eat my stick!
The demon made the hammer stand and said: You are also a monk who became a monk halfway.
Sand Monk: How do you recognize it?
Yao Xie Dao: You look like a doctor who was born in a mill.
Sha Seng said: How do you recognize me like a doctor?
Demonic Road: You are not Dr. Mo, how can you make a face stick?
Sha Seng scolded: "You evil barrier, you have never seen it..."
After Qin Yu finished speaking, he smiled and said, "This inspirational king is full of humor. He also said that Seng Sha was holding a rolling pin. This conversation is rather funny."
"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, this Inspiration King is still so funny?"
"This Inspiration King estimates that he talked about cross talk in his previous life, otherwise why is it so funny."
"He's stealing a rake and a rolling pin again. This other king may have really learned stand-up comedy from someone."
The audience laughed hahaha, it was very interesting, if it wasn't for Qin Yu's explanation, they wouldn't know this part.
"Although there is some humor in this passage, two messages can be seen.
First, the monsters don't look like Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng as monks, and he didn't look like they were monks. It was the monsters who became monks later.
On the other hand, Bajie and Sha Seng saw that the inspiration king didn't look like a monster.
This is rather strange. This monster is a monster. After eating so many boys and girls here, why doesn't it look like a monster?
It doesn't look like it's to blame, it's probably an immortal who became a monster halfway through.
This Inspiration King opened a temple in Chenjiazhuang by the Tonghe River, called Inspiration King Temple. Do you know what Inspiration King means? "
Under the podium, the students shook their heads one after another, expressing that they didn't know, wasn't it the name the monsters gave them?
Qin Yu said lightly at the moment: "King Inspiration, the full name is the great "inspiration" Guanyin Bodhisattva of great compassion and great compassion!
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Chapter 63
Qin Yu looked at the surprised expressions of the students in the audience and said, "It's not difficult to understand, this Inspiration King is actually the spokesperson of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and the temple of the Inspiration King is, to a certain extent, Guanyin. An affiliated chain of Bodhisattva.
In other words, this Inspiration King is here to replace the name of Guanyin Bodhisattva and make a fortune here!
By the way, it is worth noting that every time this Inspiration King comes, it is a fragrant wind, not the fishy wind when ordinary monsters appear, so it does not look like a monster, which is the reason why Bajie Sand Monk said. one. "
Qin Yu opened the original text, projected it on the big screen, and said, "This inspirational king eats children, boys and girls in Chenjiazhuang, and forcibly asks for dolls from the villagers, and every time he asks two children and pigs and sheep to contribute to him.
If he is obedient, he will bless the local weather and rain, and if he is not obedient, it will bring disaster!
That is to say, as long as he is not obedient, he will bring disaster to Chenjiazhuang, not as simple as not blessing.
This time, King Inspiration came to eat boys and girls as usual, but collided with Tang Seng and his disciples.
Zhu Bajie turned into a virgin and weighed gold. When the King of Inspiration came, he was unprepared, and was knocked off a piece of fish scale by Bajie with a nail. Later, when they met again, Bajie shouted: You talked back to me the night before, why did you not come to ask me today?I am an apprentice of a saint monk of the Tang Dynasty in the East, and I go to the west to worship Buddha and ask for scriptures.
However, the King of Inspiration said: "You monk, it doesn't make sense. You have become a gold coin, you should be an impostor!"
After saying this, Qin Yu paused, looked at the students, and said, "Have you seen it, this demon not only doesn't think it's wrong to eat people, but thinks that Zhu Bajie should be charged with an impostor!
Ladies and gentlemen, if an ordinary monster eats people under the guise of a bodhisattva, then after being drunk, panic and fear are the minimum, right?
However, this goldfish essence not only did not feel wrong at all, but also believed that Bajie was guilty and wanted to go to Guanyin Bodhisattva to sue Zhu Bajie.
Afterwards, Zhu Bajie shouted, "You sloppy thing, it turns out that you are also a demon who has become a fine halfway!
We all know the following plot, this monster's method made Tongtian River freeze, and then captured Tang Seng.
Sun Wukong said: I went up to Putuoyan and asked the Bodhisattva. I saw where the monster came from, what his name was, searched for his ancestral home, took his family, captured his neighbors, but came here to capture the monster and save the master.
Next, after Sun Wukong found the Bodhisattva, let's take a look at the situation of the Bodhisattva.
But the Bodhisattva said that after hearing this, he was so anxious that he didn't even have time to put on his clothes, and he was afraid that the fish would be killed by them, and that he was afraid that the fish would eat Tang Seng.
Look at that Bodhisattva: lazy and undressed, with a graceful face, loosely wrapped in a nest of silk, tied with a small jacket close to his body, bare feet and bare arms.
When the practitioner saw it, he hurriedly knelt down and said, "The disciple does not dare to urge, and please ask the Bodhisattva to wear clothes and sit on the seat."
As we all know, a bodhisattva dressed in a solemn dress and sitting on the lotus throne is a solemn expression.
However, the Bodhisattva said: If you don't need to put on clothes, just leave here.
Look at what the Bodhisattva is so anxious to do, and the Tongtian River is freezing cold.
When Bajie and Sha Seng saw it from a distance, they giggled and said, "Senior brother is impatient. I don't know how to make a fuss in the South China Sea, forcing an undressed Bodhisattva into the future."
From this sentence, it can be seen that the Bodhisattva has never been like this. For the first time, he appeared without dressing up. They thought it was Sun Wukong who had been making noise and forcing Guangyin Bodhisattva. Wukong asked her to make up and she didn't listen!
Next, when the Bodhisattva arrived at the river bank, Bajie and Sha Seng knelt down and said, "Bodhisattva, we are good at doing things, guilty, guilty!"
You can see this sentence, a monster eats people here, they want to arrest them, and they say they are guilty. Isn't this a bit unreasonable?
The two of them are very shrewd, where is the guilt?
Protecting Tang Seng and catching monsters are all merits, what's the crime?
Because they have long known that this goldfish essence belongs to the Bodhisattva, otherwise they would not dare to pretend to be the King of Inspiration. People who have eaten here for so many years have nothing to do!
However, even with their gestures, Guanyin Bodhisattva ignored them at all. He was expressionless and said nothing. He directly picked up the goldfish essence and left, and told Sun Wukong to go into the water to save Tang Seng.
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