Summary: I, Lord Demon King, refuse to put rot!

Chapter 101 to spank hard!!

This afternoon.

Xu Fan had been snuggling in the room with Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu.

Except that the bottom line was not breached.

The rest should be done. What not to do.

I did it all over again.

In the back, Kasumigaoka Shiyu’s mouth was numb.

Xu Fan felt that if he wanted to go further, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu would also half-push and half-agree.

However, the more delicious the thing, the less rushed it is to eat.

Xu Fan thought.

In the next three-day, two-night trip to Hokkaido, it should be more suitable for him to discuss the next topic with Shiwa Kasumigaoka…

“In other words, why are you here, brave?”

Xu Fan’s room.

Shiro Ashiya pointed at the brave and asked, “This is our New Year’s dinner in Demon King City, what are you doing with a brave man?” ”

“It’s not something I have to stay.”

Emi Yusa was eating the pot wrapped meat made by Shiro Ashiya, and her tone was a little impressive, and it was indeed not she who wanted to come over.

Emi Yusa just helped Suzuno Kamazuki deliver the New Year’s gift to the Demon King, and then stood here and glanced at the pot bun meat and mapo tofu on the dinner table a few more times, and made a spit motion.

But even so.

It was not that she took the initiative to say that she wanted to rub rice, but the demon king was the first to ask her if she wanted to stay and eat.

She…… He just politely accepted it.

Xu Fan said with some helplessness: “I invited the brave to dinner together.” ”

“Anyway, Ashiya you cook so many dishes, the three of us can’t finish eating.”

Xu Fanren was numb.

He was just a token of politeness, who knew that the brave man actually took it seriously?

“I never eat the things of the demon race in vain.”

“No, this is my New Year’s gift to you.”

Saying that, Emi Yusa took out two thermos cups from her pocket and handed them to Shiro Ashiya and Lucifer.

“Who knows what kind of holy trick you are not as despicable as the human woman who left, and what kind of holy trick you use inside.”

Once bitten by a snake, ten years afraid of the well rope.

Since Shiro Ashiya learned the cause of his previous food poisoning, at one point he put all the women on the list of possible persecution of him.

Among them, the brave are in the first place.

“Then you’re welcome.”

Lucifer looked indifferent and accepted the thermos cup sent by the brave.

Ashiya Shiro reminded, “Lucifer, aren’t you afraid of being eroded by the Holy Qi? ”

“I’m really sorry, I’m not afraid of Saint Law Qi.”

Lucifer’s words were like a sharp sword that stabbed into Ashiya Shiro’s body.

“By the way, Lord Demon King is not afraid of Saint Law Qi.”

Lucifer continued to mend the knife and said, “Only a weak iron scorpion clan like you can be troubled by the Holy Law Qi. ”

“Our Iron Scorpion Clan is not weak, right?”

Ashiya Shiro said angrily, “Our Iron Scorpion Clan is the most united race in the entire demon world, and a wandering demon like you is not worthy of judging us at all!” ”

“Unity, I think it’s weak, right?”

Lucifer replied mercilessly: “The beast is always alone, and the cattle and sheep are in groups.” Aren’t you Iron Scorpion Clan just a bunch of poisonous insects and waste materials? ”

“Huh?”

“You said that our Iron Scorpion Clan is waste wood, you wandering demon… The two resumed their dinner repertoire. ”

Xu Fan had a headache, but You Zuo Megumi watched with relish.

Moreover, he took the initiative to lean in the direction of Xu Fan and asked, “Demon King, why is the Iron Scorpion Clan called poisonous insects, is it poison on their tails?” ”

“It’s not.”

Xu Fan explained: “The nickname of the poisonous insects of the Iron Scorpion tribe was given by the hostile tribes to mock them. ”

“What about goblins?”

Like a curious baby, Emi Yusa asked again and again: “What race do they belong to?” ”

“Aren’t goblins a race?”

Xu Fan looked at You Saemi as if he was looking at a fool.

“Oh.”

“What about you, what clan are you?”

Xu Fan was stunned for a moment, and a sad memory emerged in his mind.

“Me, Black Sheep.”

It is not Xu Fan who is sad, but Satan Jacob.

Because the Black Sheep Clan, as early as more than a hundred years ago, was left alone in this memory of this attack, Xu Fan also learned about Satan Jacob

What is going to wage war against humanity.

He started the war because he wanted to end it forever.

Xu Fan couldn’t help but think that if he became a demon king, then the demon king should also become him.

Perhaps Satan Jacob should like his world more than this world.

At least there.

There will be no battles and no deaths.

“Demon King, isn’t the black sheep clan you belong to particularly powerful, why have I never heard of such a race in the demon world.”

You Sae Megumi was a little curious, if the black sheep tribe could really appear a strong person like Satan.

That shouldn’t be so nameless!

“There are so many powerful races, and they will not be attacked by humans to the Demon King City.”

Xu Fan shook his head and said with a wry smile: “As early as more than a hundred years ago, the Black Sheep Clan was left with only myself. ”

More than a hundred years ago?

Emi Yusa frowned, it was the first time she knew the true age of Mogan.

It turns out to be an old bacon?

If Xu Fan heard You Zuo Megumi’s heart words at this time, he would definitely let her experience the strength of old bacon.

Shiro Ashiya and Lucifer quarreled for a full ten minutes.

Finally, under Xu Fan’s mediation, he successfully returned to the dinner table.

A meal down.

Xu Fan and Lucifer are okay, but the relationship between Shiro Ashiya and Emi Yusa is much better.

The reason for everything is just because this mapo tofu is so delicious, even better than in the restaurant.

Xu Fan once again suspected Shiro Ashiya.

I feel that the Demon King Army lost so quickly, and it is definitely inseparable from him.

And because of him, Xu Fan even felt that the IQ of the entire Iron Scorpion Clan should not be very high.

The day after the New Year.

Xu Fan got up from bed early in the morning.

He has a very heavy task today, in addition to going to the Electric Shock Library, he also has to go to the Immortal River Library.

Go to the shock library.

Naturally, for the book “Slime”.

Kagurazaka Calamus said that he would release a batch of signed copies of “Slime” and let him do coolies.

Xu Fan was a little like crying.

How can this shock the publicity strategy of every book in the library, and actually want to sell signed books, and then mix in unsigned books.

This is the way to increase sales.

Xu Fan cautiously asked how many copies he was going to sign this time.

Kagurazaka calamus gave him a desperate reply.

2000 copies.

Xu Fan only replied with one sentence at that time: “Tired, destroy!” ”

2000 copies, isn’t that fatal?

If Xu Fan didn’t say a word, he had to refuse.

As a result, Kagurazaka actually played the emotional card and read him many handwritten letters sent by readers to the denko library.

In the letter.

Affectionately expressed his love for Satan’s teacher.

Word by word, from the heart.

It was difficult for Xu Fan to respond indifferently, so he had to agree to Kagurazaka’s evil laughter.

He felt.

Compared to himself, Kagurazaka Calamus is more like a demon king.

Xu Fan somewhat regretted buying such an expensive bag for this woman, she didn’t deserve it! As for going to the Immortal River Bunko.

It was Machida Enko who wanted to talk to him about the new book.

This woman is also not a fuel-saving lamp, and she is afraid that Xu Fan will cross the river and tear down the bridge, turning his face and not admitting it.

Xu Fan was a little helpless.

Turn your face and don’t admit it, is he this kind of person? It’s just a new book.

…… After getting on the subway.

About an hour, Xu Fan came to the electric shock library.

The electric shock library is a little deserted, there is only one security guard at the door, and even the front desk is on holiday.

“Press the elevator.”

Xu Fan found the elevator with a light car, and then sent a message to Kagurazaka Calamus.

The elevator runs slowly.

Hearing the sixth floor, Kagurazaka Calamus’s face appeared in front of Xu Fan’s eyes.

He thought this woman would say Happy New Year to him.

The first sentence was: “Xu Fan, where is my Prada handbag?” ”

“Here you go.”

Xu Fan gave Kagurazaka a blank look, handed the bag in his hand to Kagurazaka, and then walked into the editing room with his own care.

This woman.

The moment I got my handbag, I opened my phone and took a selfie.

No doubt.

If Xu Fan scrolls on Twitter now, he can definitely see this woman’s show-off selfie.

After walking to the editing room.

A room full of “Slime” appeared in Xu Fan’s eyes.

Xu Fan suddenly had a headache.

After signing a few copies, Kagurazaka Calamus came over with a box.

Said to Xu Fan: “Xu Fan, give you a New Year’s gift, neck massager.” ”

“I spent more than 50,000 yen, or the price after a discount from a friend, don’t underestimate it.”

Xu Fan glanced at Kagurazaka Calamus again.

Didn’t speak.

Continue the boring signature work.

“I’m going for coffee.”

As soon as Kagurazaka Calamus sat down, Xu Fan’s voice came out.

“Petty.”

Kagurazaka Calamus reluctantly went to make coffee, and then delivered it to Xu Fan.

Xu Fan originally wanted to make it difficult for her again.

But after thinking about it, forget it.

If you have this time, it is better to finish the signing work early.

“Xu Fan, is your watch good?”

Kagurazaka Calamus suddenly grabbed Xu Fan’s wrist and looked at the watch in his hand.

He said to himself: “If I am not mistaken, this watch should be a complete series of Vacheron Constantin’s explorations, which seems to be more than four million yen.” ”

“Xu Fan, I’m sour.”

Kagurazaka Calamus said a little vinegar: “I also kind of want to open a book, and then become famous in one book, become a super-first-class writer, marry into a wealthy family, and go to the peak of life!” ”

“If I were an editor, I wouldn’t have signed you.”

Xu Fan said with a look of contempt: “Haven’t you heard that sentence, most editors are failed writers, haha.” ”

“Huh.”

Kagurazaka Calamus didn’t lose the battle, and said with a hard mouth: “The old lady just doesn’t want to write it, otherwise how can you be a newcomer?” ”

Xu Fan ignored her.

He looked down at the watch on his wrist and had a smile on his face.

This girl.

He also lied to her that this watch only costs more than 400,000 yen, which is really worth beating.

Xu Fan decided.

When tomorrow’s trip to Hokkaido begins, be sure to find an opportunity to spank her hard.

Let her know how much lying costs…