Chapter 142: Telegram… Telegram monkey?.

“Eat me with a move knight flying kick!”

“MD, Ultra Guillotine!”

“Good night!! Macabaka!!! ”

The sand sculptures kept attacking, and the whole scene was chaotic.

When passers-by saw this scene, they were stunned for a moment, and then quickly walked away. MD, these holsters tm sex mouth.

“Wow! Die on the side! ”

Bai Chen fanned a man in a suit, revealing a disdainful expression under the holster.

“Eat Lao Sun’s stick!”

The green-haired sand sculpture was wearing a Sun monkey suit and smashed directly towards a man in a suit. The man in the suit was buzzing with this beating brain.

“You tm#? Didi Di Di your grandson monkey! ”

The man in the suit covered his head and scolded.

The green-haired sand sculpture listened, good guy, the telegram is it. Lao Sun likes the most part.

The next moment, the green-haired sand sculpture turned on the ancestral machine gun mode

“Be bold! Don’t tmbb, old Sun Yan you drop, you put this vernacular on hold? ”

“You m Didi, you old J Diden!”

“Kill you old J Diden first, I’ll kill you with a pickaxe today!”

“Lao Sun is dripping and dripping, you stand there!”

Bai Chen

“….”

Sand sculptures

“…..”

Men in suits”.. Men”

“…..”

Electricity… Telegram monkey?

Everyone’s faces turned black, and they all stopped their movements, listening to the telegram monkey’s voice I don’t know how long it took…

The man in the suit who was opposite the green-haired sand sculpture spat out a mouthful of blood and fainted directly to Bai Chen

“…..”

The rest

“…”

Got out of breath? The corners of everyone’s eyes twitched.

“All back!”

It was at this moment that the man greeted the doctor in a suit. Seeing this, the men in suits returned behind him.

“You are very strong, but my identity is not something you can provoke.”

The man glanced at Bai Chen and the others and spoke.

“Oh, you’re awesome? Do you have any other background? ”

Bai Chen wore a leather holster and raised his eyebrows.

As soon as these words came out, the corners of the man’s mouth suddenly raised a little crookedly! Bai Chen

“….”

“Groove! He crooked his mouth! Tear his mouth apart! ”

As he spoke, Bai Chen rushed directly over!

The rest of the sand sculptures also followed suit! man

“….”

“Groove! Why don’t you stop him! ”

The man was pinched by Bai Chen’s neck and yelled at the men in suits around him.

“You didn’t say it.”

The men in xn suits spoke in unison. Bai Chen

“…..”

Sand sculptures

“.”

man

“Men

[Dish #] “You stupid forks!

“Groove! You guys are quick… Hmm!!! ”

As soon as the man wanted to speak, Bai Chen quickly shifted his target and covered his mouth. Followed… The men in suits watched the men being beaten by Bai Chen and other sand sculptures… Five minutes later·

“Woooo

The man curled up, holding his head and crying.

Bai Chen and a group of sand sculptures comforted the man on the side.

“Brother, don’t cry, look what you cry.”

Bai Chen held the man and said softly.

“yes, no need, don’t cry.”

Long Yuanxiang patted him on the shoulder and shook his head.

“To brothers, life is to look forward.”

“Hey”

“What a big deal, make you crooked next time.”

“It’s just, crooked mouth.”

The sand sculptures spoke one after another, their expressions comforting.

“That’s not the point! The point is that none of my bodyguards paid attention to me! ”

The man shouted.

However… As soon as his words fell, the men in suits spoke in unison.

“Yes, young master.”

man

“….”

“Poof”

“MD, I’m going to drive you!”

The man spat out blood and said viciously. Men in suits

“..”

The atmosphere was silent for a moment…

The next moment, the men in suits began to get together in three, turned around and left.

“I’m off work.”

“Change jobs.”

“Haha, finally don’t care about this SB.”

Bai Chen

“….”

man

“…..”

Sand sculptures

“…..”

“Ahem, brother, we’re leaving.”

Bai Chen coughed lightly and beckoned the sand sculptures to disperse. The sand sculptures nodded and did so.

“Are you going to abandon me too?”

The man looked at Bai Chen, and there seemed to be tears rolling in his eyes.

“We still have…”

“Don’t go!”

As soon as Bai Chen wanted to speak, the man hugged his thigh! Seeing this, the sand sculptures stepped forward one after another and began to pull him!

“MD, why is this manpower so powerful!”

“Something is wrong, his four-dimensional attribute is a bit high.”

“How many levels is this?”

The sand sculptures looked puzzled, and the strength in their hands continued to increase. But the man just couldn’t get down.

Seeing this scene, Bai Chen’s brows furrowed slightly.

“Are you the Manifestor?”

When the words fell, the man was stunned for a moment, and then let go of Bai Chen.

“That’s right! Young Master Ben is the one who appears, how to worship me. ”

The man clasped his hands to his chest, and the corners of his mouth began to rise again.

Seeing this, Bai Chen slapped his pocket over!

“Snap!”

man

“…..”

“Don’t crook your mouth! I warn you, I am not responsible for accidents! ”

I Baichen pointed at the man, his expression extremely fierce.

“Hi”

“Big brother!”

The man covered his face and bowed to Bai Chen.

Bai Chen nodded in satisfaction, and then… Turn around and run with the sand sculptures! man

“.”

Just… Just run?

The man was stunned in place, his eyes looking at the back of Bai Chen and the others fleeing.

“Hahaha, this pen.”

Long Yuanxiang ran beside Bai Chen, and his tongue flicked out.

“What a big deal, let’s hurry up and eat the banquet.”

Bai Chen waved his hand and quickened his pace.

Seeing this, the sand sculptures also increased their speed and rushed towards the designated place… Ten minutes later·

The other side.

At this time, Liang Xia was talking to a groom who looked similar to him.

“Dude, what about the person you called to support me?”

The groom looked at Liang Xia and asked.

“Brother, don’t worry, they will come over immediately.”

Liang Xia waved his hand, his expression very calm.

“Hey, I really didn’t expect that last night’s bachelor night and too hi, my brother drank into the hospital.”

The groom sighed, his expression very helpless.

“Oh, brother, don’t worry, you get married, this group of people I call is absolutely reliable.”

Liang Xia patted his chest and raised his head.

Seeing his expression, the groom nodded and didn’t say much. Afterwards, continue to receive the guests who enter.

It took about five minutes…

The woman’s family and friends are almost here.

The man had only family members and a few friends.

“Today is really festive.”

“Haha, yes, these little two are really talented women.”

“Finally reached the happiest moment of my life.”

–The guests talked a lot, and the whole scene was very lively.

“MD, haven’t you come yet?”

The groom stood on the stage and glanced at Liangxia under the stage.

When Liang Xia saw this look, he quickly took out his mobile phone and dialed Shen. groom

“….”

All the people present

“..”

“Hey, Bai Chen, you guys come quickly.”

Liang Xia held the mobile phone, and his tone was a little anxious.

[You look back.] 】

Bai Chen’s voice came slowly. Cool summer

“???”

Behind? Came over?

Just thinking about it, Liang Xia turned his head and looked back. Cool summer

“….”

What do they see?

From their point of view, they saw seven or eight tables behind them, densely packed with people.

For those people, Ultraman sat at a table, Card Face came to meditate at a table, Garden Babies and Teletubbies sat at a table. The most outrageous thing is that the three beggars sat at a table!

“Yo, it’s not too late.”

Bai Chen put down his mobile phone and stepped on the stool with one foot. That posture, forcing the king’s breath to rush to his face!

Cool summer

“…..”

groom

“….”

Family members and friends on both sides

“….”

The atmosphere was silent for a moment, and the next moment, Liang Xia instantly came to Bai Chen!

“tmd! This is your most handsome outfit! ”

Liang Xia put his face close to Bai Chen and spoke.

“Don’t get excited! Liangxia, aren’t we handsome? ”

Bai Chen slowly got up, forcing Wang to coerce and instantly enveloped Liangxia. The same is true of the rest of Ultraman.

Cool summer

“….”

It’s like… Not bad?

“Forget it, forget it, anyway, it’s a scene, and it’s not me getting married.”

Liang Xia waved his hand and returned to his seat.

groom

“.”

See how I cut you tomorrow! It’s not you getting married, you pull me a bunch of stuff! The groom’s face darkened, and suddenly he didn’t want to get married.

“Leave them alone, let’s start quickly, everyone is watching.”

Just then, the bride beside him pulled him.

The groom returned to his senses and quickly smiled. Then, it was the home of the duo.

Twenty minutes later…

The little couple walked through the process and left the stage. During this period, the meals were served one after another·

“Your staple food has arrived.”

The waiter came to Bai Chen and the others and put the staple food on the table. Bai Chen

“….”

Sand sculptures

“…..”

The atmosphere was silent for a moment…

Everyone took out the bag at the same time… Cool summer

“…..”

groom

“…..”

bride

“…..”

This…..

“Mother, you guys rob me with me!”

Bai Chen, wearing an Aguru holster, pointed at everyone and shouted.

“Bai Chen! It’s not up to you! ”

Next to him, Daina [Street Slipper] Ultraman rushed directly towards Xiaocai! Seeing this, the rest of the people also put down their bags and went directly to the table to shoot!

“MD, it’s mine!”

“Ah! Eat the feast, who grabs whom! ”

“MD, you dog stuff!”

The sand sculptures opened their mouths one after another, and the whole scene was chaotic. Cool summer

“…..”

Couple

“…..”

Everyone present

“….”

MD, this group of people really understands the essence of eating feasts.

Everyone had black faces, and they didn’t know what to say for a while.

“Janima! You are robbing! ”

Kitahara Iori chewed the steamed buns, and the residue in his mouth kept falling.

“TM, you two eat so fast?”

Long Yuanxiang took the broken bowl and directly grabbed a handful of peanut rice and sent it to his mouth.

“Two stinky pens! Look at what you guys are like! ”

Tabata Xiu picked up two plates of fungus and threw them on the faces of the two at once. Then, the three of them fought…

“Janima! How do you wear clothes, the stench of real railai! ”

“Nima, you still talk about me! Look at that layer of ash on your face! ”

“Whoever takes the bowl to buckle me! Looking for death isn’t it! ”

The three fought and instantly became the focus of the audience! Bai Chen

“…”

Sand sculptures cool summer “small two”

“…”

The rest

“..”

All three of you are pretty much fine.

Everyone looked at the three of them, and suddenly there was a scene of watching the gang again. It took about five minutes…

The three stopped, then wrapped their arms around each other and smiled.

“MD, this steamed bun is so fragrant.”

Kitahara Iori chewed the steamed bun, tears welling down her eyes.

“It’s really fragrant.”

Long Yuanxiang nodded and said vaguely.

“Oh, eating a banquet is fragrant, and the thief who eats white steamed buns is addicted.”

Tabata took off his glasses and wiped his non-existent tears.

Bai Chen

“…..”

Sand sculptures

“…”

The atmosphere was silent for a moment…

The next moment, everyone rushed towards the three!

“MD, shame!”

“Oh! Three shabi, eat me hard! ”

“What are the three of you pretending to be, all of them are rich people, and I am the poorest!”

The sand sculptures kept screaming, and the three were beaten and screamed.

Cool summer

“……”

Cool summer “[V dish V#]”

What is Bai Chen called! One by one, why are they so sand-carved.

“Bai Chen! Are you here to make trouble! ”

Liang Xia looked at the crowd and yelled.

However… No one in the crowd paid attention to him. Cool summer

“???”

Hey? Where did the others run?

Liang Xia pinched his chin and began to scan the wedding scene.

I look, the beaten beggar, the beaten sand sculpture, the aguru loading the vegetables, the little couple with a black face, and the lively relatives and friends. No problem, what about others.

Liang Xia looked at the scene and scratched his head. Wait, what did I just say? Aguru loaded with vegetables?

Liang Xia hurriedly pulled back his gaze and looked at the figure.

“Haha, mother, it’s all mine, it’s all mine.”

Bai Chen laughed wildly, and the hand that loaded the dishes was all turned into an afterimage! Cool summer

“….”

So you’re here!

Liang Xia darkened his face and walked next to Bai Chen.

“Bai Chen, what are you doing?”

Liang Xia patted Bai Chen’s shoulder, his face was extremely dark.

“Huh? Loading vegetables, what do you do without loading vegetables at the table. ”

Bai Chen glanced at him, and the movements in his hands did not stop at all.

“Stop them quickly, my brother will definitely kill me tomorrow.”

Liang Xia looked at Bai Chen, and there were already tears rolling in his eyes.

“What are you talking about, look around and see if it’s okay.”

Bai Chen pointed to the onlookers and spoke.

Upon hearing this, Liang Xia was stunned for a moment.

What’s up? Aren’t everyone around watching the joke, my brother’s face is dark. Just thinking about it, Liang Xia looked around.

“Hahaha, now young people really have the breath of youth.”

“Yes, you look at the hand speed of their gun things just now, the old lady can’t.”

“Hey, I’m old, but I’m still young and energetic.”

“That holster was bought.”

“Kamian to fight, my idol.”

People opened their mouths and smiled on their faces.

“Look, our wedding is really different.”

The bride hugged the groom’s arm and looked at the smiling people.

“Hey, it’s okay, at least everyone is happy.”

The groom sighed and shrugged helplessly. Cool summer

“…..”

I just said two words, how did you become faced? Liang Xia stood in place, his expression very confused.

“Don’t think about it, hurry up and decorate me.”

Bai Chen glanced at him and directly took out a plastic bag and handed it to him.

“Oooh, okay, okay.”

Liang Xia took the plastic bag and loaded the dishes with Bai Chen with a confused look. Subsequently, a wedding was spent in this “pleasant” atmosphere. Cool summer

“….”

So… Why exactly?… Midday.

3:00 minutes.

At this time, Bai Chen had returned to the apartment and sat at the dining table. Just now, Pawa called Bai Chen and said that he had not eaten.

After hearing this, Bai Chen quickly packed the dishes, stuffed a big red envelope, and left directly.

“Pava! Lacsai! Came to eat. ”

Bai Chen looked at the second daughter who was buttoning her mobile phone and spoke.

When the second daughter heard the voice, she quickly put down her mobile phone and came to sit next to him.

“Wow, Bai Chen, what are you doing, why are there so many dishes.”

Pawa looked at the table full of meals and wiped his saliva.

“Eat a table, this is all basic exercise.”

Bai Chen waved his hand, not caring at all.

“Bai Chen, in fact, I want to know how to make the eight major Chinese cuisines.”

Leisai looked at the plate of braised pork in front of her and spoke.

“What’s wrong? Want to learn Chinese cuisine? ”

Bai Chen glanced at her and asked.

“Well, I want to learn.”

Leisai nodded, picked up a piece of braised pork and tasted it.

“Bai Chen, you must teach her, just now she cooked, just wanted to try Wensi tofu, but I haven’t eaten until now.” Pawa took a bite of the chicken leg and slurred. ”

Bai Chen

“…”

No wonder you guys are hungry, Wensi tofu is that ordinary people can make.



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