Summoning the Beast: Create a Cthulhu Loli at the beginning

Then on the occasion of the Little Mermaid Princess's 15th birthday, she surfaced and saw the tall, handsome and handsome prince.

When Xia Yunheng saw this, he felt that it was no problem.

The following should be that the Little Mermaid saved the prince and fell in love with the prince.

In order to go ashore, the Little Mermaid exchanged poison for the witch at the cost of her beautiful voice, and after drinking it, she was no longer a mermaid, and she could not return to the bottom of the sea... Her fishtail turned into legs that could dance briskly, and every step she took hurt her heart.

But the prince thought that it was another woman who saved him, and finally married the princess of a neighboring country.

The little mermaid's sisters exchange their beautiful long hair with the witch for bayonets, and they can turn back into mermaids by killing the prince with a bayonet and dripping blood on the little mermaid's legs.

But the kind little mermaid blessed the prince and princess, turned into a bubble and disappeared alone in a flash of early morning sunshine.

This is the genuine "Daughter of the Sea".

But....

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His Royal Highness the Prince is tall, handsome and handsome, and looks very delicious, and it will feel very delicious, and it will make the little mermaid itch.

The

little mermaid suddenly had a great appetite, she wanted to eat the prince, but she didn't know how to catch the prey on the ship, at this time, the smart and lovely little princess had an idea, and she set off a huge wave with her beautiful tail.

The prince's ship was struck by the waves and shattered, and the fragrant prince fell into the sea, and the little mermaid princess was ready to eat her heart's content, but she had to hurry, for food was only fresh if it was eaten alive, and it was not so good if it was dead.

Xia Yunheng: Very good, this is very peaceful.

But no one expected that the prince would be so fierce and powerful, he could not only swim, but also draw a long sword and fight with a mermaid in the sea.

The Little Mermaid is not as strong as the prince's martial arts, but for the sake of food, she will never give up! The Little Mermaid

is smart and brave, and with the help of the home advantage in the sea, she constantly fights with the prince.

Xia Yunheng: Shen Tei Meow is witty and brave!

This is already the script of the protagonist of the dark text, right?

Xia Yunheng continued to look down with a stomach full of grooves that did not vomit.

Although the prince is very powerful, there is always a limit to human beings.

In the end, the prince sank to the bottom of the sea due to physical exhaustion, and the Little Mermaid, through her own efforts, resourcefulness, bravery, and perseverance, finally ate delicious food.

Xia Yunheng: Subway, old man, look at the phone.

Are you sure

this is the daughter of the sea? This is clearly a piranha of the sea! This

setting is too biased, right

? But Yu Xingluo is even more satisfied, the little mermaid in the original book will only attract sympathy, but this kind of decisive dark heroine type little mermaid is not a cool template for girls?

The most important thing is that the mermaid set in this revised version must have stronger combat effectiveness than the original version.

Xia Yunheng: No, this is not called decisiveness, this is called the power of foodies.

Xia Yunheng, who felt that she no longer understood the current girl, suddenly returned to the dormitory alone, took out the fountain of life, poured three cups full of tea, and prepared to invite her roommates to drink.

In the four years of college, it is very important to have a good relationship with your roommates.

Xia Yunheng attaches great importance to this, and it can be seen from the fact that people like him who pick the door have taken out the Fountain of Life (Xia Anzhi: This special meow is my brother's bath water) to entertain future roommates.

I believe that from this cup of life, the other party can see his sincerity.

Xia Yunheng felt a little apprehensive in his heart, and some little expectations, what kind of roommate would he be in the future?

So he put on a standard gentle smile for business, and smiled like a 200-pound indigo dye, full of friendliness.

In the spotlight (no, Xia Yunheng was alone), the door of the dormitory creaked open.

Ji Changhe and Xia Yunheng stared wide-eyed.

The atmosphere was awkward, almost suffocating.

In a short silence, Xia Yunheng snapped and closed the door of the dormitory, "Classmate, there may be something wrong with the way you open the door." "

Do you need to take another look, are you wrong?", Xia Yunheng asked with a hint of expectation.

Ji Changhe was stunned and shut out of the door, and after a second, he finally reacted, slammed the door desperately, and shouted while patting back, "Xia Yunheng, you open the door for me, I didn't make a mistake, I am our 610." "

Xia Yunheng: Don't listen, don't listen, I don't listen.

After Ji Changhe's unremitting efforts, he finally successfully stepped into the door of the dormitory.

Ji Changhe: It's too difficult for me.

At this time, Xia Yunheng was thinking about a problem.

Ji Changhe, his roommate who will get along for 4 years in the future, was broken by him in just one day of acquaintance, and after killing each other's secret couple and twisting his neck in front of a group of freshmen...

This is a good relationship with my roommates... What a ghost!

"Xuesu Five, A601, it should be here... Right?"

Lin Xiaoran's voice stopped abruptly as his gaze shifted.

"Ahh Hey?", Ji Changhe said hello uncertainly.

Lin Xiaoran glanced at Xia Yunheng and calmly lifted the frame of his glasses, "I'll take another look, I'm sorry, maybe I made a mistake, I'm sorry!"

After Lin Xiaoran finished speaking, he looked at the communicator, retreated, closed the door, and did it in one go.

After a full five minutes, Lin Xiaoran returned here in despair.

"In the future, please advise. ", I can see it, Lin Xiaoran... I'm almost crying.

Xia Yunheng didn't know what to say anymore.

Lin Xiaoran, his teammates who will get along for 4 years in the future, when they met for the first time, they stabbed each other in the fatal part of the human body to show friendship, and at the same time, they smeared poison on the knife, and both sides were poisoned.

After that, Celine helped Xia Yunheng detoxify, and Xia Yunheng used mental toxins to force Lin Xiaoran to work for herself, and treated the other party as a dog.

Wherever you can use it, you can move it wherever you want, and you will not be given rest or money if you are tired and tired.

It's even worse than 007, 007 at least has a salary! It's

those black-hearted bosses who can pat their conscience that they don't know if they still exist, and say confidently, "Although I'm not a human, Xia Yunheng is a real dog." "To that extent.

Do you think that's the end of it?

Not really.

Carrying a few soft girls on her back, Xia Yunheng also secretly opened a father-son game with Lin Xiaoran.

Whoever loses is called daddy.

Lin Xiaoran called his father a lot, Xia Yunheng didn't remember how many voices, and what was even more suffocating was that after Lin Xiaoran tasted the sweetness of Xia Yunheng's destruction of the world, he called a father a mouthful.

Lin Xiaoran: The typical benefit is Dad.

Lin Xiaoran didn't know what was wrong with this thing, and he recognized his father very happily, and even had a feeling of wanting to abandon his original father.

But think about the Lin family's blood-related and nurturing environment... It seems like... Not very surprising?