Summoning the German Army! 〜The Former Strongest Dragon Summoner, Who Lost Everything to the Heroes,

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Translated by SoundDestiny

Edited by Klepon

The guildmaster was cowering in his vault.

He was surrounded by a large amount of money that he had accumulated.

Of course, it was the guild’s money, so even the guildmaster could not spend it as he pleased, but that was beside the point. 

He kept proper books and fattened his own pockets.

He sold out Nasser and gave Alicia’s light ass to the hero, who also paid him handsomely for his services.

In addition, there was a sword that was used by his ancestral swordmaster.

It was not a sword that the guildmaster could use, but it was a sword that, when equipped, increased abilities and allowed the person to use legendary skills.

However, even if the guildmaster was the descendant of the sword saint, he could only use it once.

If he couldn’t use it at the right moment, it would become useless.

It was the same thing with the Swordmaster aura,it temporarily raised his physical abilities to the limit.

Worst of all, he thought he could use it to defeat Nasser, but Nasser’s summons were numerous.

It was obvious that he would run out of steam before he could reach Nasser.

Just when the guildmaster thought he heard the sound of buildings crumbling, he started to hear the sound of those iron carriages driving around.

He didn’t know what they were doing, but from the small air hole he could see the dust.

Fortunately, this safe was made by the Dwarves themselves.

It was specially finished and robust.

It couldn’t be burned by dragon fire.

Behemoths could step on it and it would not dent.

There was absolutely no way to harm this vault except by opening the door.

Therefore,

If the building collapsed, this safe would still be intact.

It wasn’t a bad decision on the spur of the moment….

── Conversely he could not get out of here.

The guildmaster thought that Nasser would still be able to find him, even if he had been holding his breath.

The guildmaster felt that Nasser had that much persistence and resentment.

“Gugu…you bastard.”

After retiring from generalship, he was able to become the master of the Adventurers’ Guild, a paramilitary organization run on government subsidies.

The job was simple enough.

All he had to do was sit on his arse and tell the staff what to do.

“Do this, do that” …… That was enough for him.

And the rest of the staff and adventurers would work on their own.

Exterminating monsters, collecting herbs, guarding, and killing bandits.

Since the army was still engaged in the war of the Demon King’s army, they could not leave the front line.

As a result, there was plenty of work to be done in the country.

From the guildmaster’s point of view, the work of an adventurer was very easy, simple and pleasant.

Many veterans belonged to the guild and they respected the guild master, most of whom were former generals.

The guild’s reputation, and also his own reputation as a trustworthy guildmaster were well known.

However,

It was──── all gone.

Adventurers with children.

The staff he knew and loved.

And his castle, the adventurer’s guild, was also gone……

“Fuck! Fuck. Fuck! Fuckkkkkkkk! A little more. A little more… and I could have made a lot more!”

“All it took was one slut for the hero monkey and I’d be his favourite. I was going to make a name for myself as a good guild master!”

“It was working! It was going well! Eventually, I’d be in the Senate! More positions, more honours!”

“Naassseeerrrrr! You bastard! You’re not even that strong! If you can’t summon dragons, you’re nothing! You should be happy with a young wife! She’s too good for you!”

‘Ha, eventually, you’ll die! You’ll die alone, you bastard!’

The guildmaster was frustrated, angry, helpless… and trudging along in his small safe.

Gyaragyaragyaragya……… giyiii! !

The roar of the iron carriage ceased.

Gashan! And there was the sound of something falling on the rubble.

Jari, jari, jari~─

The sound of someone approaching over the rubble.

He didn’t even need to check.

He knew that Nasser was the only one who could move to his direction.

“Yoo! Guildmaster!”

Gan! ! Gan, gan!

The outer wall of the vault was violently banged, and at the same time he could hear Nasser screaming from outside.

He could see that Nasser was hitting the vault relentlessly with something like a club.

“Shit! Don’t fuck with me…..!You’re a fucking heretic and your life is over! Don’t you fucking interfere with my glamorous retirement!”

Not even the adventurers and the Royal Guards could stop Nasser’s rampage.

Nasser’s relaxed attitude suggested that……the royal guards had been wiped out long ago.

“Fuck! Shit! Shiit!!!”

Now the guildmaster felt like he was being beaten up from the outside and all he could do was make excuses for it.

The guildmaster had been so terrified since earlier that he had been leaking urine into the vault……

“Ughh, I don’t know how many times I’ve peed myself today! Good thing I haven’t defecated yet…. NO! I won’t!”

And outside, Nasser screamed.

“The Church,the Knights ……and the hero?! I’m in!”

‘Right! Yes, that’s right! There will be the Knights of the Church, the King’s own Kingsguard! And then there’s also Kōji the Hero! Does he think he can win?’

Looking at the current situation, the guildmaster thought that Nasser must be out of his mind.

No amount of pounding would break this steel vault made by the dwarves.

Perhaps relieved by this, the guildmaster unintentionally took advantage of Nasser’s cheap provocation.

“Oraaa! What’s wrong, Nasser? Can’t kill me~?”

“─ ─ Gyahahahahaha! ! ! Try your best, you can do it!”

‘If I stay here and hide, the knights and the hero will come! I’ll win!’

“A—a–a, I’m going to kill you. I’ve had enough of your dumb fucking voice.” (Nasser)

“Fuck you. Go on, do what you want.”

Eventually the guildmaster heard no more tapping on the vault, and for a moment he hoped that Nasser had given up.

However, this hope soon betrayed him.

When he felt some kind of multiple presence, he felt as if he was being rummaged through the outer walls.

‘What are they doing?’

He glanced out through the air holes on all sides and saw soldiers in black shuffling about.

They seemed to be searching for something.

He had a bad feeling about this.

Goton! Goton!  

And with the sound of heavy metal hitting metal, there was some signs of a person on the side of the safe. ────

‘What about those shaped things?……’

“Yooo guildmaster. I’m gonna slowly roast you now.”

“Oo? Go ahead, try it! You’re nothing without your dragon, you scum summoner!”

“Hahahaa! Indeed, there are no more dragons, because you took them away from me…….All that’s left is the embodiment of my hatred. ──── Do it!”

“『Roger!』”

Nasser’s command was echoed.

“『Three, two, one… ignition!』”

(ドライ,ツヴァイ,アインス)

“What?”

“『It’s going to explode! Get down!』”

(フォオレデコォン ,ヒンレェーゲン！！)

“What’s going on?”

The guildmaster began to wonder ────.

Bushuuuuu! ! ! !

Like a heated iron plate ──────.

“Aa, H-ot!hot,hot!”

Bushuuuuuuuuuuuu!

‘What the hell? It’s burning…..melting!’

“Aaahhh!”

‘This is getting dangerous…am I going to die? What a joke!!’

This was where the guildmaster started to get serious.

“Uwoooooooo!”

The sword of the Sword Saint, kept in the vault. He pulled it out with a single stroke of his hand…

“Sword Saint fighting spirit: swordmaster aura!”

Kah ────!

In the vault, the guild master’s body shone.

And his muscle strength, defence, magic power and magic resistance all increased at once!

“Uwooooooo!”

But…

──Bushuuuu! !!

That was the last thing the guild master saw.

It was the heat rays that was burning like the sun, melting the walls of the vault and penetrating them.

“────! !!Gi──────yaa──!”

‘I can’t breathe……’

The spewing heat burned his eyes and melted the valuables and gold coins inside.

In a matter of seconds, the oxygen in the cramped vault was rapidly depleted, crushing his lungs.

It was the Swordsmaster aura that kept him from burning up in an instant.

His skin was slightly scorched, but the increased physical strength prevented these heat rays from reaching the skin.

Iron-melting jet streams!

Azuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! !! !!

His eyeballs began to boil and pop.

To make it worse he could not die instantly because his abilities had been unnecessarily increased.

And

“My eyes!!!!”

The guildmaster who was foaming, boiling and bleary-eyed,── Buri Buri Buri!!!  defecated and fell to the floor unconscious.　

Beside that, the molten iron, burnt by the hot jet stream, flowed over the edge of the vault and blocked the entrance.

The result was an unopened safe that would never be opened again.

The guildmaster who passed out with his lungs and throat crushed would probably never get out of the vault, unless the vault was dismantled by a legendary dwarf.

It would have been better if he had died.

But he made the wrong choice……

A small-time bureaucrat with a retirement job in a guild – the guildmaster’s final breath was a tragic one, as he was burnt to a crisp in a small vault with his famous sword and precious treasure.

Hell depended on gold ────.

“You’ve been saving up for your retirement. Isn’t this what you want?”

The five silver coins Nasser took from the ex-criminals when he took the free quest.

This was the price of Nasser’s life.

“Keep the change, you bastard.”

There was a strong smell of faeces coming from inside.

Ignoring it, Nasser put a silver coin firmly in the air hole to seal it.

It fitted into the air hole as if it had been tailor-made.

Finally, the last silver coin was inserted into the small hole made by the jet of explosive.

“You’re short, five silver coins – I paid you well, didn’t I?”

The cunning old man…… who tried to set up Nasser for his benefit and take his ──── life.

“You’ll be locked there.”

The smell of faeces and urine wafting from inside told of the misery inside.

“Hahahaha! Good grief!”

The shitty guildmaster became a real shit guildmaster.

“How’s the shit’s taste? I’ve been thrown by it and eaten some too. Shit tastes like…… shit, you know? Fucking guildmaster!”

The guildmaster now……could no longer talk, give excuses, abuse or blame.

“It’s a very short future. You’ll be safe there for the rest of your life, eating shit!”

“Hah─!! Ahhahhaahahahahh!”

Nasser laughed for a moment.

Then his face contorted and he said…

“Firstly….I was going to kill you, but this is better. It’s good, isn’t it?”

‘Yes.That’s right!’

“It’s boring to kill and do it so easily! It’s not satisfying!”

My parents were killed,

My captain was burned,

My niece and I were humiliated…

“I was robbed of everything. Me, my family and…the people I care about, I’m going to have you have it equal or worse!”

“Wait for me…..Hero Kōji

And

……──── my dear, dear Alicia!”