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Alice felt embarrassed.

I want to refuse, but everyone is very kind to me on weekdays. Anyone who doesn't understand, the classmates are willing to help themselves.

How can I reject everyone? !!

However, if everyone's request is accepted, there will be too many people. If there is only one or two, you can also call and ask Aike's mind.

But now, at least dozens of students want to be volunteers, how can they agree?

That was causing trouble for Little Ike!

Little Aike is also very good to himself, he can never do that.

At this moment, the future queen of the galaxy is tragedy, she has no idea how to answer everyone.

However, she is not the only tragedy today.

The federal government suffered the same troubles as she did.

Since yesterday, the White House's external public phone calls have never stopped, and they are almost burst.

Enthusiastic people from all states have called to apply for volunteers, and they want to be the first to enter the space.

Everyone has almost the same meaning:

I'm not afraid of death, so choose me to try it first.

Some hot-tempered people even declared directly on the phone: if he was not chosen, he would blow up the White House!

Hearing this kind of threat, the operator almost yelled: "Spicy chicken, you have the ability to try it out!

Of course, the operator can only curse in his heart. Good professionalism prevents him from swearing. So he had to euphemistically say to all callers:

The White House is considering countermeasures and will announce the application methods for volunteers as soon as possible.

In the end, after statistics, so far, there have been more than 3,000 application calls, with an average of one minute.

A total of 300,000 letters were sent from various places.

Yes, you read that right, it was 300,000, and it almost drowned the receiving department of the White House. Moreover, these two days have not yet reached its peak. As the door of space is getting closer, more letters will be sent to the White House.

For this reason, the officials responsible for handling White House letters are going crazy.

Spicy chicken, not so lively during the US presidential election. Lao Tzu gets a small salary. As for this exhaustion?

Also, that President Obama who is n’t eating alone, please, can you introduce a policy soon?

If we continue to do this, all the staff in our department will be exhausted.

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Maybe I heard the voice of the White House letter department official, or maybe I really wanted to exhaust the entire White House letter department, so ...

Today, the media in the United States is here to make fun of it.

"American CBS Television": Audience friends, the magical door of space is about to be completed! Does anyone want to be a volunteer, the first to enter the door of space and teleport from the United States to China?

Is there wood? Is there wood?

If so, please call our station's hotline: xxxxxxxx, our station will organize all audience calls, and then send the list to the White House for selection.

"ABC TV": Audience friends, have you received the news? The magical gate of space is still four days away, but the White House has yet to announce a list of volunteers.

Are our government personnel timid and afraid to be the first to enter the space?

If this is the case, I would like to say to Mr. President, please select volunteers from the people, I believe that the people of the United States of America are not afraid of death!

Audience friends, are you right?

"American TV": Come fill out the form! !! !!

We, the nbc media group, have submitted an application to the White House to become a screening agency for "Gate of Space Volunteers".

Audience friends, do you want to be famous around the world?

Do you want to show your courage and charm in front of audiences in various countries?

Do you want to meet face-to-face with Megatron God of Watermelon and Pumpkin God?

Come fill out the application form, if you are lucky, the next superstar is you!

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"U.S. Fox Television", "New York Local Station", "Boston Regional Radio", "Radio Los Angeles" ...

All American media groups have moved, setting off a mighty storm of public opinion throughout the United States.

The storm began in the United States, and after just half an hour, it was rolled to the European continent and to the world ...

The world is boiling for it.

Media from various countries have also come out to make fun, especially European media groups.

They have applied to their respective governments: they hope that the government can win an appearance for the enthusiastic people in the name of the European Union.

This will be famous all over the world!

What? You said that if the door of space exploded midway, then volunteers must not die?

Awake your sister, but that is the space door that the pumpkin **** personally supervised, how can there be a problem?

You silly, why didn't I shoot you on the wall!

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For a government, the voice of the people can sometimes be ignored. But sometimes it must be treated with caution.

This area is different: quantity, extremely huge quantity!

Who dares to be right with the people of the country?

Dare not!

No government dares!

To this end, the European Union urgently called the US Department of Foreign Affairs: Among the first entrants to the Gate of Space, EU volunteers were involved.

Saying "hope" actually means something ...

Hehe, you know!

United States. White House.

A number of senior officials are holding an emergency meeting.

"Gentlemen, how many volunteers should be selected for the first batch of volunteers?" Obama asked loudly ~ www.readwn.com ~ Yin Luo, the officials frowned. They are eagerly thinking about how many people should be selected for the first test.

After a short while, the Secretary of State first stood up: "At least one place needs to be given to the EU side, otherwise it will have a bad effect on the federal international strategy."

Upon hearing that, Obama nodded and agreed.

Only a few days ago it fought with the EU, and now we need to restore bilateral relations.

At this time, a female senator stood up: "Women's rights should be reflected, no matter what it is! So, I hope that a volunteer can have a female representative!"

Upon hearing this, the senior officials nodded.

This proposal is good, it can win the government votes for women. After all, women in the United States also have the right to vote, and the number is extremely large.

Subsequently, many officials also stood up, hoping that the industry they were responsible for would be represented.

For example: the NBA Basketball Association; the Actors' Union; the North American Labor International Union ... and so on, and so on, these officials said that this is the voice of the entire industry and must not be ignored.

Hearing these words, Obama had a big head.

But he hadn't waited for him to speak, just then.

An officer suddenly stood up and said solemnly: "The military hopes that among the first people to enter the gate of space, there will be three Federal soldiers."

As soon as this word came out, everyone looked at him together.

Nima, everyone only needs one, and you actually want three. You think it's getting on the bus, it's a little crowded.

Come on, that's the door to space that attracts worldwide attention!

And it was also the greatest genius of our time in the United States of America, Little Aike, who supervised it himself. Do you really want three places?

Spicy chicken!

Your military is so powerful, why not go to the sky to pick the sun?

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