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White House. President's office.

"report"

"Come in"

Suddenly, the door opened. A White House official walked into the office.

As soon as he came in, he found that there were actually many people sitting in the president's office today.

"Report: Ike was awarded the 2014 Nobel Prize in Physics. The Nobel Organizing Committee invited Ike to arrive in Sweden on December 10 to participate in the award ceremony."

As soon as this word came out, Obama was faint. Officials such as Hughes.

They were not vocal about the first half of the report, but the second half.

Is Sweden crazy? They know that we will not let the little prodigy go abroad to take risks, and dare to invite them. Does the Nobel Committee feel that they are amazing? Every winner must go to the scene to receive the award

"Fuk tells them to roll"

Shouted a senior official.

Upon hearing this, the reporting officials immediately looked at Mr. President.

Feeling the questions of his subordinates, Obama nodded and confirmed: "This is what I mean"

"Mr. President, I see. I'll get them off immediately."

After paying a respectful respect to the crowd, the official quickly left the office.

Sweden. Nobel Organizing Committee.

"Jingle bell" "jingle bell"

The phone is urgently ringing. After a while, the members who were waiting for the news quickly answered the phone.

"Hello, this is the Nobel Organizing Committee."

"Hello, I'm a John member of the Special Committee on Defense Management of the United States. According to the order of the President's Office: Our prodigy Ike will not go to Sweden for the award ceremony."

Sounds down, members of the Nobel Organizing Committee panic.

What the **** is it that the "U.S. Defense Management Special Working Committee" called the agency back and forth, did the little prodigy's itinerary be important to the defense of the United States?

This, this too

The operator quickly turned back and said to the chairman: "What to do if the White House does not let Ike come to Sweden"

The chairman of the Nobel Organizing Committee quickly took the call from the operator and said loudly: "I am the chairman of the Nobel Organizing Committee, and we are very sincerely inviting Ai."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by a rough call.

"I don't care who you are. The federal prodigy won't go to Sweden. The federal prodigy won't go to Sweden. The federal prodigy won't go to Sweden. Important things are said three times. Did you hear me clearly?"

"Listen clearly"

Then, after hearing a pop, the phone hung up.

Mr. Chairman of Nobel Organizing Committee wants to cry. The members next to them were filled with indignation and anger.

The United States is too overbearing. This is hegemonism.

We kindly invited Ike to the awards ceremony, which was actually treated by the White House government.

Protest

We need to publish this and let the global scientific community know how the United States treats scientists.

An hour later, the event was announced on the Nobel Prize official website.

However, what all the Nobel committee members didn't expect was what they expected: the storm of global condemnation of the US government has not come. On the contrary, the trend of condemning the Nobel Committee has come.

British Science and Technology News: This year's Nobel Committee members are not stupid, how could a little prodigy go to Sweden?

Russian Scientific Research Report: This behavior of the Nobel Prize Organizing Committee is irrational. The safety of the little prodigy is about human development and the stability of the world. How can it be possible to travel to an unfamiliar country at will?

China Science and Technology Daily: I ca n’t help but ask the Nobel Organizing Committee if the little prodigy does n’t go to Sweden, and you do n’t plan to give him a prize. If you do n’t give him a Nobel Prize, then he ’s still not the greatest human scientist.

I think it should still be

US Science and Technology News: If Sweden is willing to let the federal fighter fleet be responsible for air defense and the federal army to be responsible for ground security, then let the little prodigy go to Sweden to receive the award.

So, here comes the question: Sweden, do you want to

The Swedish government receiving these feedback was anxious. The King of Sweden urgently called the Nobel Committee.

"Are you crazy? You really want to let Ike come to Sweden to receive the award a few months ago. Have you forgotten it? That was the only time Ike went abroad, and the result was that."

"As a result, the United States and the EU fought a real battle, and even the hydrogen bomb was used."

"Do you want Sweden to be destroyed?"

Hearing the roar on the phone, the chairman of the Nobel Committee was almost dazed.

"No, Her Majesty, we don't think so, we"

"It's good if I don't, I'll tell you: next time you don't want to be the chairman again"

The sound went down and the phone hung up.

All the members of the Nobel Committee were crying.

Wrong, we really do n’t think so

Let the members of the organizing committee have no idea that the news came down ~ www.readwn.com ~ At 4 pm, the International Mathematical Federation spokesperson solemnly announced to the global media:

"Given the breakthrough progress in applied mathematics by the Flying Pumpkin and the Gate of Space, the federation has temporarily decided to award the Ike Prodigy Fields Prize"

4:30 pm.

"After careful consideration by the Fermi Awards Organizing Committee, we decided to award this year's Fermi Awards to the little prodigy of Ike in recognition of his outstanding contributions in high-energy physics and space physics."

5 pm.

"After several rounds of research, we have decided to award this year's Copley Medal to Little Ike. Of course, in view of Little Ike's safety, the Royal Society decided to send an awarding team to the United States to give the award to MIT . "

Then the Wright Brothers Award, Humboldt Award, Antonio Feltrinelli Award, Bohr International Gold Award, Heinemann Award, Lenin Award, Japanese Bachelor Award, China Science and Technology Progress Award

Whenever the world-renowned awards with a little fame, they proactively issued a statement to award the medal to the prodigy Ike.

Total 33 items

Among these awards, there is nothing to say about physics, and even the awards of mathematics, engineering, and environment and ecology have come to the fore.

According to the members of the award committees:

Feitian pumpkin technology includes a series of scientific technologies such as applied mathematics, engineering framework, earth's magnetic field, electronics and so on. Each of these technologies has reached the world-leading level.

Therefore, Ike deserved the award.

Why do you ask for the Environment and Ecology Award?

Oh, that's because the flying pumpkin can contribute to the transformation of the global environment and the planet environment. For example, loading 1 million tons of water to water the desert

Wow, we all figured out this reason.

Who disagrees, stand up

I asked who else

To be continued.