Super Black Technology

United States. Twitter company headquarters.

"There are 100 million people online, 200 million people, 400 million people ..., 500 million people ..."

"Tune two more computers together, fast, fast!"

"No, two is not enough, and 10, at least 10!"

"Go buy, borrow, find every possible way, I don't want to see the network crash!"

"Yes, Mr. President!"

After 10 minutes, nearly 1 billion people flooded into the Twitter network.

In other words, one-seventh of the entire planet gets news to watch the news of the super prodigy.

Everyone wants to know how the child prodigy will react after the incident this morning. Is it a tweet or a curse, or a prologue to extinction ...

His response determines the future direction of the entire world, as well as the fate of this planet.

这样 Under such world-wide attention, finally, a new public message suddenly appeared on Twitter of "Winter Gourmet Ike":

"What happened to Sister Alice this morning made me very angry. So, I helped Sister Alice decide: to withdraw from the crew of" Avatar 2 "! I hope Fox Company can destroy all the images that Sister Alice had taken before ! "

As soon as this news came out, the whole world was stunned.

What kind of ghost is this? The news is not significant!

这样 This happened this morning, Miss Alice will definitely retire from the crew of "Avatar 2". Even if she does not retreat, the God of Winter Melon will let her withdraw.

So, this news is very normal, it will not surprise everyone at all.

After all, pigs can guess!

I can't ...

在 At this time, just 1 minute after Ike sent a message, the Russian official account suddenly @ (艾特) took a look at Ike's account. He said:

"Little Ike, Russia is willing to pay $ 5 billion for you to help Miss Alice pay liquidated damages!"

As soon as this news came out, the same thunder thundered through the sky, shaking the hearts of one billion people.

Yes, Miss Alice unilaterally withdrew from the crew. According to the contract, she was in breach of contract. Therefore, you should pay liquidated damages to the eight major Hollywood studios.

For the contract signed by Miss Alice, the liquidated damages were as high as US $ 5 billion!

Nami!

For three seconds, just three seconds ...

The official Chinese account is also immediately @ 艾克: "Little Aike, China is willing to help you pay Miss Alice's liquidated damages, we don't want any compensation!"

官方 French official account: "Little Aike, France is willing to help you pay liquidated damages, don't pay every cent!"

Germany: "Little Ike, Germany can help you too!"

South Korea: "Korea is willing too!"

India: "India is willing too!" ...

国家 Governments are crazy @ 艾克, the speed is faster than the response of the people, beyond the response of the big capitalists.

They are willing to help pay this penalty!

Because, according to the data, Ike's parents, or Ike's parents, can only have a maximum of 2 billion US dollars (reward for Hughes' 5% pumpkin equity).

This money is not enough to pay Miss Alice's liquidated damages.

Unless Ike does not confess or the film company waives the claim!

But is this possible?

Impossible!

At first, it is impossible for the Great God not to confess his account!

Twenty-two, the Great God does not need the charity of the film company!

Uh ...

as expected!

After 1 minute, a new message was sent from Twitter of “Winter Melk Ike”:

"Sister Alice signed a contract to pay 5 billion liquidated damages. I want to help my sister with this money. But, I do n’t have any money. So, I want to borrow some money from everyone! Borrow 10,000 per person for a total of 5 billion! "

Boom!

It sounds like the sound of a sky breaking, in the hearts of the people, in the hearts of capitalists, in the hearts of politicians ...

Ringing in everyone's heart!

Here comes, here comes the second round of crowdfunding.

At this moment, the whole world is completely crazy.

"@ 冬瓜 艾克: All employees of Sinopec Group are willing to donate $ 10,000 each!"

"@ 冬瓜 艾克: All employees under McDonald's in the United States are willing to donate $ 10,000 each!"

"@ 冬瓜 艾克: All employees of the Samsung Group in Korea are willing to donate $ 10,000 each!"

"@ 冬瓜 艾克: All agents of the Russian KGB Intelligence Agency are willing to donate $ 10,000 each!"

"@ 冬瓜 艾克: Xiao Aike, I am a primary school teacher in a school in the United States, and I am willing to give you $ 10,000, please find an account!"

"@ 冬瓜 艾克: Great God, I am a German worker, and I am willing to help you unconditionally, without any compensation!"

"@ 冬瓜 艾克: Great God, I am a tribal chief in Africa, and I am willing to donate $ 10,000 to you, plus a tribal girl!"

"Did I hit him, why can't the website be opened, I want to donate money, I want to donate money!"

"Twitter, I say your whole family!" ...

I'm crazy, crazy, the whole world is crazy.

不到 In less than half a minute, the number of people who have logged in to Twitter has reached 2 billion, and the number of posts is uncountable. Under the impact of this horrible wave of data, Twitter's global network completely collapsed.

多个 More than 20 computer groups were forced to restart.

At this moment, hundreds of millions of people yelled from America to Europe to Asia.

The roar of cursing Twitter companies rang throughout the earth!

Because the money lent to the Great God was not borrowed in vain. According to the generosity of the great god, the next time should be the time that the capital **** makes a wish.

Have you actually disconnected!

艹 Nima!

Have you heard a word?

Obstructing people's wealth is killing their parents! How many parents have been killed by Twitter now?

"Ding Bell! Ding Bell!" ...

Twitter headquarters, Mr. President's personal cell phone rang urgently.

At first glance at the number, Mr. President answered the phone immediately.

Because the caller is ...

"I am old Morgan, how long does it take for the server to restart?"

At this moment, the president sweated back: "Dear old Morgan, 10 minutes, it takes 10 minutes!"

"10 minutes is too long ~ www.readwn.com ~ 7 minutes for you! Otherwise ..."

"Yes, yes, Twitter will do it!"

The phone hung up immediately, and as soon as the call was hung up, the bell rang again.

The president hurriedly picked up the phone and heard a huge roar: "Fuk, how did you get it, immediately restore the network to Lao Tzu! Otherwise, today is your death date next year!"

"Yes Yes!"

But after hearing a beep, the other party hung up.

Then, another phone, another phone, and another phone ...

Twitter's president's home was scolded from top to bottom, including female relatives who had died. However, the president of Twitter did not dare to complain, because he did not dare to offend anyone who made these calls!

"Quick, restart the server! Quick!"

"Ir, servers in various countries are already restarting!"

"Hurry up, hurry up!"

Network engineers are collectively speechless, I'm not a server!

After 7 minutes, exactly 7 minutes, Twitter Global Server restarted again.

Netizens could not hesitate to curse Twitter, and rushed to the Twitter page of Super Prodigy madly again ...

The real big news is here!

Uh ... (To be continued.)

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