Super Bodyguard

It was the same class as Liu Yingying. The moment Zhang Yang entered the classroom, he found Liu Yingying by the window at the back corner, and there were also a few familiar faces. They were the people who were at the bar last night, Madan, Li Mei, Xiao Jiji, and Bi Yuntao.

From a distance, Madan and Li Mei were waving at Zhang Yang with flirtatious glances while Xiao Jiji and Bi Yuntao were looking at Zhang Yang with unfriendly eyes.

Only Liu Yingying did not even look at the stage. She did not seem to recognize Zhang Yang at all.

Bai Qing was the counselor of Class 7, as well as an English teacher. She stood on the platform and ordered a few of her classmates to distribute the textbooks that Zhang Yang had brought over to them.

"Students, today we will introduce a new student, Zhang Yang." Bai Qing smiled as she spoke. After which, she glanced at Zhang Yang and said, "Let's go up onto the stage and introduce ourselves. We can't use less than ten sentences in English."

In English?

Zhang Yang was stunned. I don't recognize it, but neither do they know me.

Bai Qing glanced at Zhang Yang provocatively and said, "What? Shy? Students, please give us even more warm applause! "

Clapping. Zhang Yang was speechless. He smiled bashfully, "Teacher, I'm not ready yet."

Not ready? I don't think you will?

The school will arrange for some idiot students to come in.

Bai Qing had already made up her mind to embarrass him, so how could she let him off? She smiled and said, "English is an international language, and in the future it will be widely used throughout the world. If you don't even know the basics of self-introductions, wouldn't that mean you're an idiot?"

This girl was really impressive the moment she arrived. Zhang Yang could only lower his head and admit defeat. "Teacher, my foundation is not that good. I really don't know English."

"Why not?" Can't you be like a man? " Bai Qing said.

Zhang Yang thought for a while, walked to the lectern, slapped on the table angrily and shouted loudly, "I don't know how to do that!"

"…"

Bai Qing said angrily, "Zhang Yang, what are you doing?"

Zhang Yang looked wronged, "Didn't you say you want me to be like a man?"

The entire class burst into laughter. Bai Qing was on the verge of going berserk. What kind of student was this?

Bai Qing was unrelenting. "Then you can say the basic words, just say a few."

Zhang Yang scratched his head and said, "Oh, I know one or two, wifi."

"…"

"Hahaha …"

Beneath the stage, there was a wave of laughter. One by one, they covered their stomachs and bent over. Even the indifferent Liu Yingying could not help but look over, covering her mouth as she snickered.

Bai Qing was exasperated as she replied, "Alright, tell me a joke. If the other students were to laugh, it would be considered as you passing."

After thinking for a while, Zhang Yang said, "Two bananas are walking on the road. Suddenly, the one in front got hungry, so it peeled itself off and ate it. Then, the latter one slipped and fell."

It was just a joke. After Zhang Yang finished speaking, no one in the class laughed.

However, the next moment, Zhang Yang faintly said, "You're not laughing at me."

The class stopped for a second, then laughed.

Bai Qing's countenance turned ashen as she laughed, "Haha, scram back to your seat, haha …"

Bai Qing didn't dare not to laugh. If she didn't laugh, wouldn't she be a fool?

Zhang Yang walked down the platform. His seat was in the last row, with Liu Yingying and Madan in front. Beside him was a fat guy who was playing a game with his phone in his hand.

The moment Madan saw his seat, he immediately turned around and pulled Zhang Yang back with a smile, "Little handsome brother, you're too funny. Are you from Mars?"

Zhang Yang puffed out his chest and said, "You're the one from Mars, we came from the mountains."

Ma Dan held onto Liu Yingying's shoulder, and laughed out loud, saying, "Haha, the descendant of Mountain, Yingying, your bodyguard is too funny! Are you a tease that Monkey invited? "

"Do you want to give birth to monkeys?" Zhang Yang asked.

"Ha ha!" Ma Dan held his stomach and laughed. He suddenly asked, "Hey, can I ask you a question? You have ten candies, and I ate five. How many do you have left?"

Zhang Yang thought for a second and said seriously, "Five."

"What if I take two more?"

"Try another fucking one?"

"Haha …"

At this moment, even though Liu Yingying was suppressing her laughter with all her might, she could not help but laugh out loud.

Even the fat guy who was playing games beside could not help but laugh out loud. He patted Zhang Yang's shoulder and swore, "Bro, you're really talented. I'm Liao Zhitao. If you have any trouble following me, come find me."

Zhang Yang shrugged his shoulders but didn't say anything. That fatty, who called himself Liao Zhitao, continued playing the game.

On the platform, Bai Qing's gaze shifted to the last row of the classroom and she coughed, "Cough, it's time for lessons, you're not allowed to whisper to each other. Today, we are learning Business English for the first time... "

Business English was undoubtedly a heavenly book to Zhang Yang. His master had only taught him how to practice martial arts and had not taught him how to kill people.

Hearing Madan's words, Zhang Yang felt a headache coming on. He immediately stopped chatting with Madan and laid down on the table to sleep.

The sleep lasted until noon. When it was time for lunch, Zhang Yang was woken up by Madan. He looked up and said, "Bring me along with you when you eat."

"Yo, the little handsome brother finally woke up. He's also a glutton." Madan smiled and said, "But I can't decide if I want to take you or not. It depends on Yingying."

Liu Yingying remained expressionless, "I don't know him."

With that, the two people left. Zhang Yang stood up and chased after them, shouting, "Hey, I don't have a meal card."

The cafeteria of Yunzhou University was very big and filled with people. Although everyone knew that the cafeteria was not good, it was too far to eat in the restaurants outside.

After finishing his meal, Zhang Yang saw Liu Yingying and Madan sitting facing each other at a table. Zhang Yang walked over and sat beside Liu Yingying. The meal card was naturally given by Madan, so Liu Yingying didn't have any opinions towards Zhang Yang sitting beside her.

Liu Yingying lowered her head to eat. Ma Dan smiled and said, "Little handsome brother, you're the first person that can sit beside us Yingying."

"Oh? "Is that so?" Zhang Yang did not deny it. As his bodyguard, of course, he had to be protected by him.

While the three of them were eating, a commotion broke out among the crowd. Zhang Yang raised his head and saw four to five male students walking over towards Liu Yingying.