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The thin monkey sneered: "Boss! Isn't that Qu who won't let us get rid of him? That's just right! Let's go outside and flatter him in front of everyone! Think about it! This raw melon and egg doesn't know the rules, and we flatter him again. Can we not teach him a lesson in other cells and the third and second brothers of the prison? At that time, we'll push it clean, it's none of our business, high Hang up! Boss, what do you say? "

The big man narrowed his eyes and nodded with satisfaction, but cleared his throat and stressed, "it's ordinary! It's not a wise idea! Anyway, you guys should do this!"

Bamboo pole frowned and felt reluctant. He wanted to peel and cut Zhang Fengsheng alive, and he had to flatter him himself?

The thin monkey looked at the bamboo pole and seemed to see some clues. He reminded him, "I say you, boy, look unwilling. I can remind you! If you want to do it honestly, you can stand by and don't ruin our boss's business!"

The bamboo pole compromised and said, "OK! I'm not bad! I'll try my best to flatter him! Anyway, we're all beaten for him, so we should bear humiliation!"

The big man said, "then go to bed! When you go out to eat and have a breeze, you'll see your performance!"

In the morning, the sky revealed a trace of blue, and the people in the cell had got up one after another.

Hearing the news, Zhang Feng sat up slowly and felt tired pinching the bridge of his nose.

I slept in fear last night. I woke up for a few hours.

Finally, I felt sleepy, and it was almost dawn in the twinkling of an eye.

The big man stood up and cleared his throat.

The thin monkey pointed to the people in the cell and announced, "everyone stand up and face the wall! The boss wants to go to the bathroom!"

Everyone stood up and faced the wall.

Zhang Feng went to the washbasin and picked up the washbasin.

The thin monkey shouted, "what are you doing? Let you stand aside and face the wall. What are you doing there? Looking for a fight, right?"

Zhang Feng raised his arm, invited and said, "I'm waiting to flush the toilet! Come to the toilet!"

The big man and the thin monkey looked at each other. If they usually encounter this situation, they don't have to do it themselves. These people in the cell can rush over and beat Zhang Feng half to death!

But the problem is, according to Zhugan last night, Zhang Feng seems to be the person taken care of by the above. If you really start and let the song team find out, everyone can't stop!

Thinking of this layer of interest, big man and thin monkey, I didn't do it.

The big head raised his chin for a sign.

The skinny monkey came to Zhang Feng, nodded his nose and sent him away and said, "ah! Listen! For the sake of your being a patient, our boss won't beat you this morning! Just roll along the road and face the wall!"

Zhang Feng snorted coldly, dropped the washbasin, went to his bedside and faced the wall.

The thin monkey followed and stood next to Zhang Feng.

The big man went to the compartment and squatted down, making some disgusting noises.

Zhang Feng muttered in his heart that if he caught thieves and kings and ran to get big men, I'm afraid the whole cell would have to beat himself up.

Just now, the thin monkey stood next to him, looking like the big confidant's attendant.

In case something happens later, let's operate on him first!

Maybe the momentum will shock several others, and the big man will go out in person.

In this case, their chances of winning can be greater!

Zhang Feng clenched his fist and tightened his arm muscles. With the rest of the night, it seems that the situation is better.

However, I'm not sure about fighting. After all, there are prison guards outside. If anything happens, they may come in at any time.

Even if they have the upper hand, they can only be slaughtered in the face of prison guards!

After a while, the big man came out of the compartment, washed his hands, and then swaggered back to his bed.

The thin monkey said, "newcomer! Flush the toilet!"

The crowd gathered around one after another and said, "hurry up! We're waiting to go to the bathroom!"

Zhang Feng looked at the thin monkey and muttered that if he started now, could he beat him down before these people hurt themselves?

The old ghost suddenly suggested, "I said, the new comer may not. Why don't I teach him?"

The thin monkey asked, "old ghost, are you looking for something?"

The old ghost smiled and said, "no, no, no! I just thought, this morning, the brothers are waiting in line to go to the bathroom! If the newcomer can't even flush the toilet and lingers, won't it delay everyone's time to go to the bathroom?

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"Clang clang!" as he was speaking, there was a knock on the door.

The prison guard stood outside and shouted, "what are you doing there?"

The big man went to the door and said with a smile, "report! They're waiting in line to go to the bathroom!"

"Be honest!" the C.O. said, continuing to patrol the corridor.

The big man couldn't help wondering. I haven't seen prison guards patrol so hard. What happened this morning?

Could it be that the song team, knowing that it was going to be "routine" this morning, sent prison guards to patrol?

Zhang Feng looked at the crowd and asked, "aren't you waiting to go to the bathroom? Or hold it first and wait for me to clean it up. You can solve it one by one?"

The old ghost suddenly covered his stomach and said sorry, "brothers! Sorry, I have a stomachache! I may have a stomachache! Please be accommodating!"

Then the old ghost put his hands together and kept asking the people.

The thin monkey raised his hand and urged, "hurry up! It's not an example!"

"Yes! Thank you, monkey!" the old ghost went to flush the toilet.

The thin monkey went back to the big man, lowered his voice and said in embarrassment, "boss, it's no way to go on like this! If we don't give him some color to see and don't wait to go out, he won't take us seriously!"

The big man bit his teeth and asked, "bear it again! Anyway, it's not long before breakfast! And there are prison guards patrolling outside. Let the brothers let him go first, and then find a way to get him when we have breakfast in the restaurant!"

"Hello!" the thin monkey shouted to the crowd and winked.

The crowd dispersed and lingered nearby.

Zhang Feng muttered in his heart that these people seemed to have scruples. The big man whispered to the thin monkey again. He didn't know whether he was planning any Yin moves.

If the old ghost hadn't helped him out just now, I'm afraid I really had to do it!

After going to the bathroom, the old ghost came out and nodded and said, "thank you, big brother! Thank you, big brother!"

A few people left, lined up to go to the bathroom.

The thin monkey came over and announced, "new comer! Listen! After everyone goes to the bathroom, wipe the urinal for me!"

Zhang Feng shrugged his shoulders and said, "what to wipe?"

The thin monkey snorted coldly, "I don't care if you use a toothbrush, a towel or even lick your tongue. Anyway, make the urinal reflective! Otherwise, don't want to have breakfast!"

Zhang Feng looked at the toiletries arranged there and had an idea in his heart, but he still pretended to be submissive on his face and timidly promised, "OK, I know!"

The thin monkey went to the toilet and thought about how to make Zhang Feng.

Although it's inconvenient to fix him in the cell because it's in the way of the song team.

But if you don't do something for the big man, you'll have to follow the traditional rules in the cell!

Since the song team hinted that they could play songs, white gourd soup and other things, take your time! Anyway, it's more than an hour before breakfast!

While everyone went to the bathroom, Zhang Feng sat on the bed.

The old ghost is next to Zhang Feng, folding a quilt.

Zhang Feng lowered his voice and asked tentatively, "why do you want to help me?"

The old ghost smiled and said indifferently, "in such a place, helping others is like helping yourself! If it weren't for you, they might still be tossing about me."

Zhang Feng took a breath and nodded in agreement.

Although I can't remember what I did and what experience I had before, I think the truth of what the old ghost said is very simple.

It seems that if you want to endure humiliation and bear heavy responsibilities, you have to work harder in terms of human and worldly sophistication!

Otherwise, in this cell, I'm afraid I can hide for the first day of junior high school, but I can't hide for the fifteenth day. Sooner or later, I'll be killed by these people.

After everyone went to the toilet, the thin monkey urged, "New! Thank you for flushing the toilet! The boss is waiting to brush his teeth and wash!"

Zhang Feng went to the washbasin, picked up the washbasin and filled the toilet with water.

The thin monkey came to inspect, pointed to the urinal and asked, "wipe it clean! It should be spotless enough to reflect light!"

After Zhang Feng flushed two pots of water, he heard the thin monkey yelling over there. He was not in a hurry to flush the toilet. Instead, he seemed to be deliberately delaying time.

At this time, the footsteps outside the door rang slowly from far to near. It seemed that someone was walking this way. Zhang Feng slowly stood up and put down the basin in his hand. He turned and quickly took down two toothbrushes from the shelf, then squatted on the ground and began to brush.

All this made the thin monkey unable to reflect. When he looked at it, Zhang Feng was holding his and bamboo toothbrush!

Grass! The smelly boy is brushing the urinal with his bamboo toothbrush!

"Fuck you! Are you looking for death!" the thin monkey grabbed Zhang Feng's collar and pulled him. Zhang Feng fell back, subconsciously held his head in his hands, and then begged for mercy: "brother, don't hit me, don't hit me, brother, please don't hit me."

The thin monkey was stunned. What's the matter with the boy? Who's going to beat him? At this time, the whistle at the door was sharp again. The thin monkey was stunned for a moment, but soon the patrolman opened the door and came in. At this time, all the people in the room squatted on the ground with their heads. Only the thin monkey didn't understand what was going on.

The patrolman saw the thin monkey standing there foolishly with Zhang Feng and went straight down with a stick. The thin monkey fell to the ground!