Super Crazy Son-in-Law

He looked at the dance and shouted impatiently, "what are you looking at? Get out of here. This is our position."

"Don't worry, miss. Let me see your ticket!" The stewardess looked at the dance ticket and found that the seat was indeed occupied by the fat man. She looked at the fat man apologetically, "Sir, your position is in the back row. You're wrong!"

The fat man belched, reluctantly took back his eyes, and stayed on Lin Xiao for a few seconds. Then he stood up slowly and didn't speak. He staggered to the back row and directly occupied two seats.

"Sick!" Whispered to the dance and took Lin Xiao down.

Lin Xiao didn't care about it, nor did he notice that the fat man's small eyes had been aiming at him through the seat gap, and there seemed to be some strange color at the bottom of his eyes.

Ten minutes later, after the passengers boarded the plane and the stewardess checked their seat belts, they announced that the plane was about to take off. Let's keep our seats and don't walk around at will.

He pinched Lin Xiao to Wu and said in a low voice, "we have to play a full set of acting. Now we are the little couple in the honeymoon period. Pay attention to our words and deeds, okay?"

Lin Xiao glanced at her lazily and said with a smile, "I understand! Wife!"

"Don't think I want to take advantage of you," Xiang Wu stared at him. "I'm to complete the task. I'll go to the Golden Triangle this time. I'll die. Pay attention to every detail."

"It's all right. What are you afraid of with me?" Lin Xiao yawned and said vaguely, "I'll sleep and call me somewhere."

"You are a pig. You sleep as soon as you get on the plane?" Xiang Wu always seemed to want to talk to Lin Xiao about something. Seeing that he really wanted to close his eyes, he quickly pushed him hard. Liu Mei stood up and said, "don't sleep!"

"Ah?" Lin Xiao deliberately amplified his voice and said, "wife, you are unreasonable. I was not tired after doing it so many times last night. Let me sleep on the plane. What's the matter? Otherwise, how can I continue at night?"

The dancing face turned red.

More than a dozen first-class guests all looked strange. Their eyes were full of envy and hatred when they looked at Lin Xiao. They were so jealous. How happy would it be to have sex with a beauty of that level more than a dozen times?

The stewardess stood in the first row and was immediately blushed by Lin Xiao's words.

"You are cruel!" Xiang Wu secretly stretched out his hand and squeezed it in Lin Xiao's waist.

"Easy, easy -" Lin Xiao smiled awkwardly.

He just doesn't want to talk too much in public. After all, if he talks too much, he will lose. If he gets up and inadvertently exposes any flaws with Xiangwu, it may become a fatal hidden danger.

Lin Xiao was asleep, bored to dance, and took out his tablet to watch a movie.

Soon after two hours, the plane stopped smoothly at Xishuangbanna airport.

"Here comes the pig!" He beat Lin Xiao to Wu.

Lin Xiao rubbed his eyes, stretched himself greatly, glanced back at random, and looked at the fat man. The latter immediately moved to one side quietly.

"So soon?" Lin Xiao unfastened his seat belt and stood up.

Xiang Wu dressed up again, put on lipstick, put Lin Xiao's arm, picked up his small bag and said with a smile, "let's go, husband."

"Oh!" Lin Xiao looked back again. Then in the hot eyes of many men, he proudly picked up Xiang Wu's small waist and walked out of the hatch.

In November, it was cold in the north, but the temperature here was very pleasant. The wind was high and cool. There was neither a poisonous sun nor a cold wind.

It is close to ten in the evening, and the temperature is more comfortable.

The tour guide has been waiting in the hall, and tourists from all over the country have gathered.

They took part in a scattered group, so they waited for a long time before they got together.

To Lin Xiao's surprise, the super fat man was also a member of the regiment.

The tour guide is a young girl with small tiger teeth. She is not good-looking but very pleasant. She speaks crisply and directly to her heart. People can't help but want to continue listening.

"Dear friends, let's go and sign the agreement later. After signing the agreement, give me our passport and ID card to go through the border crossing formalities. If it goes well, we can take a cruise ship all the way north from the Mekong River and arrive at Meile village after two hours."

There were more than 30 people of all kinds in the regiment, men and women, old and young. When they heard the speech, they were all excited and excited.

The easy journey is finally about to begin.

The children chirped and played, bringing the whole team to life.

The little guide waved a small flag at everyone. Lang said, "come with me. Don't fall behind. After signing the agreement, take a car to the immigration department."

"I've heard about the Mekong river for a long time. I've seen movies before. I've never experienced the beautiful scenery along the way. I can finally see it today."

"In the past, the Mekong River was very dangerous and there were robbers everywhere. In recent years, those drug lords have converged a lot, and the Mekong River Basin is much safer. Otherwise, we wouldn't have a chance to play."

"Have you heard? A strange thing happened there recently. A fishing boat suddenly disappeared. The officials searched for it for several days, but they didn't even find the shadow of the boat."

"No? I think the GPS is wrong? How can a ship disappear for no reason?"

"Can't pirates do it? Those people are inhuman."

"How can it be? Now there are many patrols in various countries on the river. Pirates are not so stupid. Besides, what's the use of robbing a fishing boat? Ask for trouble?"

Several big bellied successful people got together and chatted one after another. The topic of discussion was a little heavy, but their expression was very relaxed. They didn't take the disappearance of the fishing boat seriously.

After the tourist team walked out of the airport, the guide girl brought the agreement for everyone to sign, and took everyone on the bus.

"Fat man, you sit in the back. You are so fat that one person occupies two seats. Is it interesting?"

As soon as he got on the bus, a thin little glasses stared at the fat man sitting in the front row.

The fat man looked at him and smiled. He got up hard and moved to the last row of the vehicle. The space in the back row was small, but he still squeezed in.

He was so fat that after he squeezed in, there was almost no space in the back row, and the vehicle sank obviously.

Dry thin glasses felt very powerful. They sat down in the front row and proudly crossed their legs.

"Be careful of that fat man!" Lin Xiao sat down with Xiangwu and quietly reminded him.

Xiang Wu was stunned: "what's the matter?"

"I don't think he's right. In short, there's nothing wrong with being careful!" Lin Xiao leaned against his seat and said faintly.

Xiang Wu was about to look back when Lin Xiao stopped her: "don't look!"

After the fat man sat down, he stared at the back of Lin Xiao's head for a few seconds, then turned away, took out two hamburgers he didn't know when to buy, and ate them one by one.

No wonder he's fat enough to eat this high calorie food all the time. It's no wonder he's not fat.

Everyone cast disdainful eyes on the fat man, but he didn't feel it. He ate with relish and sweating profusely.