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"You know what you know, is definitely ', '?"

When I said here, Liu Zixia cleared his throat and continued: "But when Shang Dynasty, the same official question has changed accent, then the king of the time said, do you know?"

On the other hand, Liu Zixia also swept out of the stage and found that all people were a little, and the small expression of the expectations also appeared.

Liu Zixia has a hand in his sleeves, and he said: "There is something wrong with you? If you have anything, I still have to hit the face, don't eat, I will seek!"

"Hey, haha ​​..."

This time, not only the audience of the front desk, even the backstage Guo Xinggang, Yu Qian and his apprentices, can't help but laugh.

How did they never think this is so funny?

Especially the Yue Teipeng, who is in the province, I really didn't expect to use my hometown, I will ring!

This guy is worthy of the pillar of the , has begun to consider more burdens related to dialects in Henan Province, and I will use a few more people.

"When you have a business week, what is the industry?

After the Shang Zhou, it was Qin and Han Dynasties. Everyone was born in the township of Luyi, and he had heard a lot of cultural related to Qin and Han? "

Liu Zixia said, "Qin Han's first. Everything is in Shaanxi Province, my dialect in Shaanxi Province is still quite interested, in fact, its nasal sound is more important, so the scenario is very interesting.

Just say ... Drink, you are here so many old people, definitely familiar with drinking? For the right, my sister is very embarrassed, very cool, I can compare. "

When I said it, Liu Zixia himself was smiling, he said:

"Actually, drinking different atmospheres in different occasions, which is together with the environment and context.

It is like a big master, if you are gather together, who can drink a wine? Sometimes it is shining, sometimes it's going to go, and it is just that you don't drink, this is to persuade.

You also know that there is such a master in Yushu, and this life is hobby ... "

When I said here, the hall sounded the voice of the audience: "Smoking, drinking, hot, Yu Qian Yu uncle!"

"Everything knows?"

Liu Zixia blinked, huh, huh, huh, said: "Qian brother ... Hey, I don't have the cheap, it is Qian Ge, the brothers, the brothers, brothers, everyone should blame him. Don't blame me. "

"Then let's call Master Liu!"

The people who have a beggar under the stage shouted, and the sound is loud, and the enthusiasm of the people in the whole hall will be mobilized.

"Hey, this big brother, you are bigger than my father, if you call me, I don't want to be able to meet."

Liu Zhima laughed and said: "Take again, I have to give you a red envelope, each red envelope can't be less than a piece of money? So counting, I am more than lucky!"

"Hahaha ..."

Liu Zixia, the monk, which attracted the audience, once again, especially the big brother, which started to start, and smiled.

The current atmosphere is enough to be more than Guo Yugong, Yu Qian them is more than one hot field!

In this case, it will only appear when the community pillars come to the stage, but it is estimated that only a few times.

But now Liu Zixia just said for such a while, there is already the kind of momentum, wait until he is finished, can you have a fight with Guo Xi?

"Hey, I just said where? Oh, right, a few big men go out to drink, this is the first time ...

That big brother, see you happy so happy, is it often going to rush second after drinking first? "

Looking at the audience who laughed into a sea, Liu Zi Xia Eye godd a big brother in front, deliberately made a concealed expression, said:

"This second is the bar, KTV is still bath ... Well? Don't say, don't explain, I understand, I understand!"

In the intercourse, I originally burst into the hall of the unlimited joy, and the sound of the joy was in an instant. Fried!

Modern society, who doesn't know these things?

Especially those men are even more crazy, they have been to these places, so that I do what, it is not enough.

Looking at the reaction of the audience under the stage, Liu Zixia smiled: "Everyone is in the eyes, I am this bar, KTV, wash. The bath center is set, and the current big brothers, every eye is starting ... "

"Hahaha!"

Liu Zixia did not say it, this audience smiled more crazy, this ground completely pressed Guo Xigang, Yu Qian just said that the situation is time.

In the laughter of the audience, Liu Zixia continued: "Just went to the bar, sit on the bar to use the Shaanxi provoke: 'Buddhist, come to a cup of whiskey'.

People wait for life, oh, big pot, do not rush, whiskey This wine can be embarrassed, and you don't know how to do it ... "

"Hahaha ..."

Crazy, crazy, there have been many spectators laugh at the stomach.

The front foot is also used in Shaanxi Province. It turns into Sichuan province to get behind the waiter. This is clearly aware of the wine.

The key, this seemingly unlikely thing, it is very funny when combined.

The audience even had a illusion. When Liu Zixia had just talking, it was like a bar in service life clothing. It is disdain to persuade guests not to drink whiskey.

The picture is very strong!

"HE TUI, wrong, how can I suddenly turn to Kuanchuan." Liu Zixia seems to react, after two, said:

"But everyone can listen to this, why is this from the brothers and sisters from all over the country, will it be twisted?

After Qin and Han, I believe that the little friends are all over, but my cultural level is not high. I want me to quit their capital, I will not stand here. "

Some audience asked loudly: "Don't stand here?"

"That is definitely going to Tsinghua Park or Beijing, go to the professor of history!" Liu Zi Xia said: "When I passed the dialect of all over the world, I used the history of the students."

"Hahaha ..."

It is not too funny burden, but it can get a laughter of the audience that can get on the spot.

"How, I don't believe it? Don't look at me now, I am very language talent."

Liu Zixia's eyes were angry, continue: "I am proficient in foreign languages, like Shanghai, Beijing, East Gate ... This is still in ancient times, how can I be a nine translator."

"What is the nine translation official?" There is a speech of the audience. Is there such an official in ancient times?

Liu Zi Xiaotou: "Or translator!"

"Calling ..."

The audience has begun to start, 'calls to', but only look at the expressions changed on their faces, it is obviously not in the end of Liu Zixia, but it is full of goodwill.

"When I was going to school, there were two students, one is the province, and the other is Harbor."

Liu Zixia did not care about the audience, said: "When I started, my classmates were talking ..."